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Quadrapelegicrobotikev from mp3.com/quadrapelegicrobotik on 2001-11-26 01:05 [#00055543]



What do you think would be a great one line before punching
a guy in the face(or alien); heres mine:

1)"Taste!"
2)"Booyah!"
3)"Touchez!"


 

ww...MwmwM...ww from bologneville on 2001-11-26 07:08 [#00055608]



I've never seen a guy with an alien for a face.

Arnold Shchwartzinginatagorinigator has some totally lame
lines in a lot of his movies in the parts right after he
defeated someone. when the gameshow host flew to his death
through his own picture board arnold said "now that hit the
spot". That one was pretty dumb but I can't think of
anymore. They're usually lame puns. Kinda like when austin
powers makes fun of other movies that use these puns "i
guess he'll never be the... head.. of a major corporation"
when the guys head was bitten off or something etc.


 

ww...MwmwM...ww from bologneville on 2001-11-26 07:16 [#00055609]



All you have to do is think of words in fighting that can be
used as a pun. Like "punch". If you punched kool aid man you
could say "How do you like that punch, punk!" I guess it
serves as temporary comic relief to go between the nasty
spills of koolaid and blood. Unfortunately this would
require an action film actually starring kool aid man. I
shouldn't be biased against kool aid men in general for
their acting ability, it's just difficult to tell them apart
as they are all likely have the same name.


 

crayon_kid from the inner reaches of you soul... on 2001-11-26 08:21 [#00055624]



or you could poor a vial of bacteria and fugus on some artsy
lush and say
"THAT ENOUGH 'CULTURE' FOR YA?"


 


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