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It wasn't cool because it was every fucking week or party we went to. That shit really starts to grate after a bit. Yeah,it sounds cool and it was a turn on to see my girlfriend kissing another woman then getting to the shower with them. But trust me, that really gets on your nerves when it's all the time. Seriously. My current girlfriend is great. She doesn't do that shit. The only thing wrong with her is that she's going to New Zealand for 8 months. I can cope with that. I love being naked. |
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That shit really starts to grate after a bit After a bit????? |
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i'd like to get irritated like that. what's wrong with you tonyfish? |
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eh? I'm not irritated! |
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i just wanted to know how you wouldnt like that? is it cheating or something? it'd get me off, that's why. yes: it'd get me off |
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Well it was after a bit for me. Everyone has different tolerance levels :) |
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oh right. As far as I'm concerned with a guy or a girl, it doesn't make a difference. It's still betrail, a week and cowardly thing to do. If one feels the need to 'do' someone else then one needs to do some thinking and either forget it or quit the current relationship. IMO |
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yes of course, perverted as i pose to be, i think it's okay when your gf does another girl, that's supposed to be hot. prolly i'd just run out screaming. still, it's such a hot thought. yes: ooh |
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pff. men. |
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yes i can increase my mighty post count by 1!!!!! muwhahahahh!!!!11 |
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Once upon a time there was these twenty-four guys and they each had a particular idiocyncrasy that caused them to stand out in a crowd and be "one amongst many." The first guy could eat a whole bunch of dicks and then shit them out in their original form. The second guy could take eighty tons of shit and fit it all into his urethra in five hours. The third guy could vomit his dick inside-out until it turned into a pussy and then fuck it. The fourth guy could shimmy up his own dick and then jump off of it and free fall for twelve years. The fifth guy could saw his dick off with a band-saw, swallow it, vomit it back up and then fuck it while he was asleep. The sixth guy could open his asshole up so big he could hide inside it while he fucked a dead circus clown. |
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The seventh guy could eat his own shit while it was still in his large intestine and then vomit a dick into it so that he could actually fuck his shit while vomiting the dick that was fucking it at the same time. The eighth guy could laminate an elephant turd with old turpentine, stick it up his own asshole, fuck a chihuahua with the third guy's shit-covered dick and sing "I've got a friend in Jesus." The ninth guy could cut the twentieth guy's dick off, stick it in a bucket of the seventeenth guy's vomit and then fuck it. The tenth guy, who had been dead couldn't do much of anything, but the second guy and the twenty-second guy liked to buttfuck him in the mouth. The eleventh guy, who just moved in with the other guys had cut his own dick off for his birthday, but he would leave it in the freezer and everyone else had access to it. |
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The twelfth guy was a disco aerobics teacher and could buttfuck himself in the dick for twelve hours non-stop. The thirteenth guy would often team up with the first, eighth and twenty-third guys, cut all their dicks off, stuff them all full of shit and then fuck them. The fourteenth guy could summon a particularly annoying fart seemingly from nowhere, and it would often assume the shape of Don Knotts, which he would charge all the other guys $5 to buttfuck. The fifteenth guy sewed a water buffalo pussy to his lips and he could pretend he was eating out a real water buffalo and got lots of jobs in grade schools to show kids what not to do. The sixteenth guy could stick a shit-smeared road grader up his dick and then piss it out while standing on a forty story building, and the road grader would bounce back up and land in his asshole. |
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The seventeenth guy could buttsplit a Moonie at forty paces. The eighteenth guy could make a shit sandwich, fuck it in its asshole, vomit the bloody cum of an eviscerated gramma titty and then roll around in dog shit for a year and not get bored. The nineteenth guy could slice his own dick off, shove it into a neck wound that never healed, vomit on the bloody dick stump, jack off a hog to it and swallow a cum-soaked dishrag with the seventh guy's mouth. The twentieth guy could shit in the fourteenth guy's mouth without him knowing it. The twenty-first guy could buttfuck his own shit. The twenty-second guy could swing by his dick from a tree branch while cutting the balls off of 45,213,547,234 rabid baboons, roast them in a Sears barbeque that was grafted to his scrotum, eat all them balls and then fuck some shit and vomit. The twenty-third guy could shit on the twelfth guy's vomit, fuck it, and shove it up the seventh guy's urethra and then jack off to it. And the twenty-fourth guy could bake a lemon merengue pie that always won first prize at the county fair. Suddenly a hydrogen bomb exploded and killed the twenty-fourth guy, but the other guys survived and eventually fully recovered. |
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grimm brothers influence...right there... |
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you should have put that in the naked lunch topic |
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if my girl fucked her friends I'd kick her ass. Well no, I'd be pretty pissed off though. I'm not very sharing. If I really pushed my luck I could probably get her and another female into bed (yeah I know it sounds crazy but I've actually had some weird hints dropped by another female friend of mine who's into that) but I'm not going to coz it'd fuck things up. |
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HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA! whew, that was just the doody humor I needed, you're a genious man. |
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Don't thank me, thank . "There was this one guy that worked the night shift at this Superball factory in Enid, Oklahoma who could pull the ureter out of his dick and snap it loud enough that the reverberations would cause the antenna towers of the local radio station to bend over at a forty degree angle." And it just goes on like that! |
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sounds like "jackass" on paper... |
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hahaha, its fucking classic is what it is thanks for the link fleetmizzo |
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haha, kind of ironic that this thread is still open, but the threads about closing it were closed... about the threesome thing, I'd never be able to do it with a girlfriend, and then another girl... it's just too weird... but hey, I'm only human, and if two gorgeous woman (non girlfriends) wanted to pleasure me, they can go ahead!! :) |
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unforseen bumb? |
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oh yes ohhhhh yes |
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I could post pictures of a guy screwing a puppy and this thread would stay open |
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PLEASE DO!!!! i love it when animals are naked... |
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this thread should stay open to not give in to whining about noting people and whatever's wrong with loving your pet? |
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I don't care who originally wrote that fleetmouse, that shit had me in tears (of laughter)! |
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that was fucking hilarious! |
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daily bump.. man this thread is INVINSIBLE! |
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WHY ? NO ! WHY ? NO ! WHY ? NO ! I'll have to hate you now. |
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Bumping a thread like this is like farting in an elevator! |
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:D!!!! |
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stop whining about people whining. it is just as annoying. NO ! even more annoying. |
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but now technically you are whining about him |
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ah! but this was my first time. so it can hardly be called whining. whining does seem to have a repetitious element in there. |
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*Arnold Voice* "Stop it-STOP WHINING!" "These people need air!" |
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oh dear. I think we have now bored this thread to death. |
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this thread summarises why i hate the general public |
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exactly. the. end. |
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would it... uh, would it bother you futher to tell you that uh... its "summeriZes"? yea... |
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no, it's summarizes. |
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quite. |
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FOR K_MATY ONLY |
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NO ! |
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..disturbing the yeh yeh yeh? FCUK OFF, then. |
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DUBturbo, then |
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really? |
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