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wizards teeth on 2001-11-23 17:34 [#00055020]



sometimes i think i am invinsible
sometimes i think i am invisible

i should stop reading porn mags

sometimes i like to pretend i am living in an igloo with
someone who likes talking about panders, i attempt to crack
jokes about the anatomy of said animal, but the jokes go
unoticed for a few reasons:

1. i get mixed up when i talk about the difference between
male and female panda kidneys

2. i do not speak the jokes, i use sign language, i then
realise the people in the igloo are blind

3. i then speak the jokes but realise the people are deaf

4. i then ask a ghost to tell the jokes, but realise ghosts
have no vetinary skills

5. i then attempt slice open an orange and make the joke
appear in the seeds, similair to those magical fruits that
spell out the worr "ALLAH" in the seeds. but then i relise
that all of the people in the igloo have disappeared and i
was actually conversing with my reflection



 

Quadrapelegicrobotikev from mp3.com/quadrapelegicrobotik on 2001-11-23 21:48 [#00055061]



thats powerful


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-23 21:53 [#00055070]



that's deep man... it touched the cockles of my heart...
well maybe not the cockles, but definately the sub-cockle
area anyway...


 

Aron? from Canada on 2001-11-23 22:15 [#00055082]



hehe, cockles :)

ahhh, wizards teeth is up to his crazy antics again!
hehe, when will he learn?

0823-86ry!!
love:aron


 


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