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wizards teeth
on 2001-11-23 17:34 [#00055020]
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sometimes i think i am invinsible sometimes i think i am invisible
i should stop reading porn mags
sometimes i like to pretend i am living in an igloo with someone who likes talking about panders, i attempt to crack jokes about the anatomy of said animal, but the jokes go unoticed for a few reasons:
1. i get mixed up when i talk about the difference between male and female panda kidneys
2. i do not speak the jokes, i use sign language, i then realise the people in the igloo are blind
3. i then speak the jokes but realise the people are deaf
4. i then ask a ghost to tell the jokes, but realise ghosts have no vetinary skills
5. i then attempt slice open an orange and make the joke appear in the seeds, similair to those magical fruits that spell out the worr "ALLAH" in the seeds. but then i relise that all of the people in the igloo have disappeared and i was actually conversing with my reflection
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Quadrapelegicrobotikev
from mp3.com/quadrapelegicrobotik on 2001-11-23 21:48 [#00055061]
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thats powerful
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The_Funkmaster
from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-23 21:53 [#00055070]
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that's deep man... it touched the cockles of my heart... well maybe not the cockles, but definately the sub-cockle area anyway...
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Aron?
from Canada on 2001-11-23 22:15 [#00055082]
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hehe, cockles :)
ahhh, wizards teeth is up to his crazy antics again! hehe, when will he learn?
0823-86ry!! love:aron
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