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offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-06 09:16 [#00937527]
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Please talk to me, i am tres bored :(


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-06 09:18 [#00937530]
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So anyway I was like walking down the road and this monkey
jumped out and tried to masturbate me. I threw it off and
told it that I was a taken man.


 

online dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-11-06 09:18 [#00937531]
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I want to die.


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-11-06 09:19 [#00937533]
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respect!


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-11-06 09:19 [#00937534]
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how does it feel to be a talking skull?


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-06 09:20 [#00937539]
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Your just trying to rub in that i don't have a girlfriend

You were once my santa claus buddy who we were gonna freak
out ravers with :(


 

offline Fernz from A Scottish Wanker (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-06 09:21 [#00937542]
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Hi. :)


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-11-06 09:22 [#00937546]
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Hi murray! My name is virginpusher and i like to listen to
music sometimes.

*extends hand for hearty handshake

ummm and i like to eat food sometimes but not all the time
and i like to grab those really big jiggly.......

*passes out from heat exhaustion


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-06 09:22 [#00937547]
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You saying we're not gonna be Santa Claus buddies anymore?


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-06 09:23 [#00937550]
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I wish i was a talking skull, but sadly i am just a human
who has a skull...and technically it can talk. So it's all
good :)


 

online dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-11-06 09:23 [#00937553]
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Food is kind of cool, don't you think ? I like food.


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-06 09:24 [#00937555]
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Virgin pusher: We have so much in common, it's insane

giginger: we will be again when you sort out your attitude
Mister =op


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-06 09:24 [#00937556]
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Hey Fernz, how are you?


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-06 09:24 [#00937557]
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Oh man! :P


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-11-06 09:25 [#00937561]
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wear a skull mask and yer done :D


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2003-11-06 09:28 [#00937564]
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you can listen to some music..or you can go find that
monkey...that will bring back fun in your live now.


 

offline Chri5py from my Solarbear (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-06 09:29 [#00937566]
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I'm pleased with my Garfield mug... I've had it since I was
10... :) no it's on my desk full of hot coffee.. mmmm

the day is good.


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-06 09:30 [#00937570]
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Nah, i don't have a skull mask sadly, my face would be all
sweaty

crazone: i've been trying to find that him for ages. I can't
wait to eat that monkey


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-11-06 09:33 [#00937573]
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i need a cigarette soooo bad. btw i had chicken nuggts for
breakfast. p.s. they were good


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-11-06 09:34 [#00937577]
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Hey Murray !

Hows things in da hood? I'm in work atm and it's really
doing me fooking 'ed in

here's some links to keep you busy

www.mohsye.com
www.pvpnoline.com
www.achewood.com
www.rathergood.com
www.tardblog.com


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-06 09:35 [#00937578]
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poor Tragedy

What chicken nuggets we talkin' aboot?


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-06 09:36 [#00937581]
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Things are fine thanks pOgO, how are things with you? Yavo
ok?

And i know of 4 of those sites :) thank you anyway


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-11-06 09:37 [#00937583]
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you know.... chicken nuggets... lik, yummy ones, and i put
ketchup on them, and put them in the microwave


 

offline Fernz from A Scottish Wanker (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-06 09:37 [#00937584]
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Doing well my friend. Gonna run away in a minute back to my
life of Telesales and general business...... Except this
time I wont take 6 months to come back. :)


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-06 09:38 [#00937585]
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www.monkeymofo.com


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-11-06 09:40 [#00937589]
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Yeah like food is neat. When you need it, you eat it and you
feel better. But what gets me is that you actually put it in
your mouth. HA! i mean isn't that odd. Then you mush it all
up and swallow it.

I mean why mush it up? Food looks good and then people mush
it up into nothing but yukkieness and then its just ugly.

From now on i will swallow food whole

*chokes on whole pizza


 

offline Fernz from A Scottish Wanker (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-06 09:41 [#00937591]
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Bubbye! xxx


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-06 09:43 [#00937594]
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Tragedy liking the stratergy

Fernz: Oh sweet as a nut mate

giginger: that thing probably has rude words in it, and i
cant look ar a think with rude words in it, for i am in
college. No one ever swears here


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-06 09:47 [#00937603]
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Well check it at home then :)


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-06 09:54 [#00937624]
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Claire comfortingly wraps her arms around me. Presses her
petite bare breasts against my chest. I hug her back losing
myself in the tender embrace. Claire kisses my neck. Our
mouths meet.

After a few moments of licking each others salty sea water
stained bodies Claire pulls away. She scrunches one eye
closed and licks her lips with inquisitive pondering.
Something is puzzling her. I think I’m busted.

“Mathieu?”

“Yes, Claire?”

“What’s a Klingon?”



 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-11-06 09:58 [#00937634]
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hi murray.

how goes it?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2003-11-06 09:59 [#00937637]
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..it is possible that i will have to work with kids...


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-11-06 10:03 [#00937641]
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what stratergy? are you talking about chicken nuggets?


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-11-06 10:15 [#00937652]
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Funny review


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-06 10:25 [#00937674]
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Oh i do love Maddox

Tragedy: I was indeed talking about them, i think my lunch
beats your breakfast though. Melted cheese and chicken
sandwich :) made fresh

Tibbar: I'm home now and not at college, everything goes
more or less fine, how about you?


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-11-06 10:27 [#00937675]
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I'm gonna roast a leg of pork tomorrow and have a dinner,
maybe some pork sarnies and pickled onions for supper

mmmm....... scrumptious piggies *drools*


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-11-06 10:28 [#00937677]
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murray: that sandweech sound divine!

im ok... i have my up days and my down... the weather here
is no help right now. raining constantly lately. i need some
hot cocoa and a nice lynch movie to warm me up.

anyone care to join me?


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-06 10:55 [#00937703]
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I would join you sir, wouldn't midn watching a Lynch film,
as long as it's not the Elephant Man.

The Sandwhich was gorgeous by the way, so lovely, with a
tiny bit of ketchup on it.

pOgO: You SCAVANGER!


 


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