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Mind worms have been defined as those annoying jingles which are usually used in advertising and are difficult to stop thinking about. I have recently b3en introspectively studying my naturally evolved immune system against them. Well it's the songs that annoy me most because I work in a place where someone thinks it is a good idea to play the same radio station for the entire duration of every single day. On this particular station the commercials are actually relief from the music. So my mind worm immune system works like this: first pretend that every singer has an absurd infatuation with all things poop or anus related, then substitute poop or anus related lyrics for the real lyrics. If you find this difficult you can simply pretend that qrter is singing the song instead. You're supposed to only do this substitution in your mind; I accidently sung out the translated version with unthinking subconscious vigor a few times which resulted in the radio's volume being turned up. The resulting translated songs with poop and anus related lyrics can be quite pleasing and it's a constant creative challenge to translate songs in interesting rhyming ways. And believe me, the annoyance of constantly monitoring a mental translator is far less than the annoyance of the real lyrics and subconscious messages to buy things. I hope you have enjoyed reading my fine message. Goodbye. |
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bla bla bla |
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yap yap yap |
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mind worms are almost as bad as mind hands |
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i have a imaginary third leg between my other 2 legs |
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don't flatter yourself JAroen, that's a toothpick you have there. |
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I did not give any of you permission to read my message. Please go conduct your mischief elsewhere. |
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:D i tought you were supposed to be enjoying cock instead of making those bizarre insinuations |
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shut up.. we have the same rights as you when it comes to posting lame stuff its a free world |
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your assent was implied in your final sentence. |
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punultimate sentence, since your last sentence was a dismissal. |
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damn i think my warranty just expired DAMN YOU w M w |
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FYI, that's not ME in the avatar, but Björk :) but I bet you'd love that, wouldn't you? |
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enjoying bjorks cock? this is getting weirder by the minute |
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I can poo dog poo without even eating dog food. Want to see? |
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can you match Divine's performance? |
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want my adress? you can send me one wrapped in a newspaper |
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uh, eating dog food, not dog poo, marlowe...! |
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I tried listening to your aural interpretation of this thread but all I heard was the same sounds that I always hear in my head. Maybe there's something wrong with the mp3. |
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can i use non-poop modalities for programming my mind worms? i don't like the radio, but poop is just too brown and smelly/sticky. can i use candy (since it's halloween)? |
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ah christ, you're a lost case :) |
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NON-poop translations??! Well... actually, hmm... I have never thought about this curious possibility... this is very interesting. I always just naturally used poop lyric substitution. Well give it a shot if you want... ooooh, I see what you're doing... something like "I liiiiiike to put candy in my ass before I eeeeeeeeeat it. Yeeeeeeah. " Oh yeah, that would most definately work. |
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you must know w m w that sticking your finger up your ass, then wiping it off to a slice of bread, then sticking it up your asshole again and wiping it off to the same slice of bread again and after that sticking your finger up your ass, then wiping it off to a slice of bread, then sticking it up your asshole again and wiping it off to the same slice of bread... *takes a breath ..and eating it will make the voices in your head go away! its great ive tried it a couple of times myself you have to do it in that exact order tho or else it wont work |
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I don't want the voices in my head to go away... but the way you described that is making me so hungry. It sounds delicious, so I will do it anyway. *does it* ... ... oh good the voices are still there. Oh, that must be because I used banana bread. |
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memetics? |
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