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for all those fans of mine, who miss my dreary nighty nighttime talky sessions, here's some gruel in your mom's eye |
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ibbar5179: dog slippers gona tibbar5179: gona tibbar5179: gonna make may terrifiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied tibbar5179: gonna take you fo da riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeed tibbar5179: all ngiht tibbar5179: zallright tibbar5179: gonna mockadanish nip down tibbar5179: plockacat sick o mankey tibbar5179: fawn an a doo tibbar5179: twenny sentgone a dangie dang diggety DOO tibbar5179: poo poo poo |
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tibbar5179: snicker bang whatchatown flank smack a hillary wow wow a bing bag tibbar5179: zikazangadanga doodle wang a dicky dicky dong dakakaka danger fran flam a dammle doot doot dooo tibbar5179: richy ditchy snitch rice and beans coffee jammer doodle dee doo jinglehouse2000: what do you think of a thousand leaves? tibbar5179: hangin out with hammer in a six top benny pontif snag wankle banger flange cord planter snack jinglehouse2000: benny pontif? tibbar5179: yes tibbar5179: i said benny pontif jinglehouse2000: i think goo is fun tibbar5179: benny pontif in a doodle dee doo tibbar5179: goo d fun tibbar5179: sam goody fun with a count vlad can flangle doodle dee doo tibbar5179: bill bixby in a cryogenic phaser set on stun gun money hunny bun on the run cocka doodle dee doo tibbar5179: dont snow on the frozen blow back snack attack ran dangle six pentstacles ten mackaroons greater cock a doodle dee doooo |
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jinglehouse2000: man below on the face of mean smeet pie i like pie pie pie pie piep down sonny cher is on the track with alligator arms and switch back to the phone of vahala with an ice cream cube and a table for two tibbar5179: i postin this on xlt jinglehouse2000: jeah tibbar5179: people need to know, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! tibbar5179: this is the real stuff now! |
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mistaken for moon eye I caught the guy with french fry melon eye, we could not pick from three trousers they were short, I got a ticket for a nice pillow sleep resort, with slopes and skiis I was thankful on my knees sent a letter to grandma with an apple pie in your eye and two lettuce ropes made of rye. I could never lie and you are right, I'm gonna eat cheeseburgers with artificial delight, and a thick shake bought for real men with attitudes they cannot lend, I broke the pie, it went ary, with a cherry cola meta tie. |
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tibbar5179: sneezebag flashdance bang snap caps a rand nan ding tweezer sweat pierce of meercat varnish table with a blow hog tibbar5179: SWISH tibbar5179: SWISH SWAHS BUCKLE RUBBER J J JOHNNY JESSICAT MEEYOWR cylob raczynski on a dance quest for planet glitter shoe shoot the pied pipsquezze tibbar5179: fine i see how it is tibbar5179: you dont love my mullet anymore tibbar5179: lok at it!!!!!!1 tibbar5179: its luxurious tibbar5179: decadent even tibbar5179: theres a wendigo in my house tibbar5179: it only eats LITTLE DEBBIE SNACK CAKES |
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im bricky bircky bricky bricky bricky bricky bricky breakin out! the triumph of an insult comic slob, buffin my door nob wallflower kitty power bang a bang bang six loads in yr chest with a super soaker, the midnight choker, sneak into yo draws and walk around like who da boss! feel you flippin and trippin like bob ross, gonna paint a happy cloud to land on and feel free to do a hand stand on or plant on, tree springs roots and puts down, life light sound makes flash bang tunes wow |
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OH SHIT LUMP DEM BRICK ON, MA! DA FIRE GOIN OUT! |
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still a runt but my name aint gunt, im a stunt biek rider, im a midnight tiger, im a jiuce machien like i got white eyebrow dreams of situp crunches like feel in the burn from the pipe, keepin your mind in awe, smokin oyu all night like rhonda shear, have no fear, they put gilbert godfried on instead, thats whack, heart attack, juke box fluff and burger grease for my pet niece, fleece and cashmire pully get undressed and finnessed, let me express my distress to which i manifest words shapes and silk drapes i roll papes until dawn all gone swan song smokin trimmins fomr the lawn |
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many factions could not agree on potato cakes, they got the memo but it was not signed and too late, they sign with blood, and mayonaise, and wally moffit and his three hairs he could shave. I got some interest on a high profile option rate, I signed the papers but the red flags did permeate, I made a deal and put myself behind the wheel of the kind of car I always dreams, but I believed such horn car was motor unseen. I had a dream, where are the kids were having fun, they kick your face and then they shoot you with a laser gun. The sandbox rules with wet shorts it sticks I can't go back inside, but here's ok because by moose I will be bring it live, do not deny, it's on your face i see it clean, with motor oil and a burmease similary dream. |
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camel flow or tip toes you nose sammy follow dat beak you squeak i sleep slit an alligator stim to sturnum, and tell the judge jury to adjourn em, case dismissed i dissed on yr mom yr job yr life yr face i pee peed in yr pepsi like a big disgrace, or free base belong 2 us, the mantle neess dusted like a crack fiend, sippin some blue jeans through a pentium wall bean sack of discharged ammo spent them shells at da seashore, lookit yr face an i can tell you be wantin more, like mandy who-what-where you done missed her, now you gotta sister |
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back on the track, you done diddit now i cut yr diggits and how i dial up through the index codex manifold prism expansion rate 7-11 and dial p for bill gates, murderin beats on my tyranosaurus regs or 2-2 you know i sniffin yoo-hoo, not gettin hetero homo on the fruity and i loop it, i think you beats sound stupid and i know you cant dupe it. rupies buy shield, shield gets eaten by a stack of pancakes, link better go back and dig up lava chunks with a rake. |
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big big big is my belly eatin jelly out the jar with stick up on the face, crab claws out the pantry with koalas its a big disgrace, who ate my pbj classic out the drawer while lending mastercards, i dipped some plastic in a substance you could call it lard, made a charge, to my big ol belly gonna hee hee to alberky, im gonna eat your favorite lobster claw with chicken steak and human bones. Real stuffed potatos lie on couches lined with hand grenades, I got an all points BeBe on the hunt for girls named Margemalade, I hit the stage, with motorolas I could page, and day by day real humans always come my way. |
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bee-beep bee-beep back it up and begin again, whistle-stop dixie and ho-hos be my only friends, wheelin an dealin on my big wheel tryin'a make a steal like krys-TAL on bended knee for me please dont tease you squeeze, at least peace we outty from teh dungeon, stompin in da truncheons lookin for luncheon or brunch while yuns back up in the sizzler with a meat-steak, eaten with walken talkin champan-YAH in the hottub rub a dub dub, yes im fresh and clean, seen my face on farmer's tan magazine, no i dont pump, no i dont flex, no im not hung, no im not the next big thing on a billboard or bus stop, subway jared makin me hungry for mayonaisse. |
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Sendin up flowers to the boss, she got a really pretty eye its made of floss. No kittens allowed up on the stair, you take the elevator down to underware, cause its on sale, with soap and eye, and home furnished kitch supply. I never seen your face you know my name, If I were rich I'd like to fly a plane, a metal eagle with first class treats. They have some real good food that I could eat, with human teeth, and robot terms. I got a real good grade on epiderms, health class debates, I'm always late, You never know until your pants your on a date. |
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DO NOT CLOSE THIS TOPIC. |
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thanks op! |
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they call me p-paw, im the ladies choice *i thoguht that was mike d* naw, man... i get noice in my rols royce, james lavelle you aint my unkle, yr like jon arbuckle, and you suckle mah teet, its sweet, lookin for salted meats, jerky like boys with telephones and toys, you makes noise when you see me, shake yr fist cuz you can bee me, i stink with my thang on stage, can yall feel me? |
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bogus funk like bill n ted, makin me smoke zed with geeks, freaks and looneys, writin looneys about goonies threw momma from the train of thoguht but you didnt buy a ticket, get it? you wanna sit on my lap and lap lap like a kit kat bar, where i get krunk stay drunk at the spot, takin shots in the dark like vince clark or ralph snart, bustin a gut while bustin ya nut, you think you got me figured out, but you all washed up like hair by lauriel impostor sergio armani, bumpin yanni or pan fruits by zamfir, have no fear, im bringin kegs and kegs a beer. |
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most cheeseburgers cannot hear me when I carefully place most my beats. Samples of train cars and a data wave could rule the seat, of razor zone, and I think that you are slipazoid. SLIPAZIOD GO VROOM SLIP A--A SLIPDY YEA NO YOU CANNOT NO, GOTTA DRINK MOUNTAIN DEW, SLIPAZOID FOREVER IN WASHINGTON D.X. 55,003 Real natagascar motor vroo floom fll flll weklnfjwernfewrjnqwerjnewklnrf car kfjnkjfnkefn beat eknekfhefh SLIPAZOID SLIP YE AYAY NO NOT YEA NEBER TUESDAY SLIPA_YEA.5 never again will you do that .. oh yea (chorus) |
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crispin glover, gettin nekkid under my covers, with moves that could milk an udder under the blubber of flubber, now thats just gross, i post a message mail me back i time, want to blow up my joint, just dial #, then 6, 9. cherry wine, i smoke mines then i smoke yours of course i must be feen'in for the perm i get so high from, surly locks like goldy socks or shed spread country jocks |
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what? |
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THANK YOU, GOODNIGHT~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Oh my aching sides. |
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isnt it the most horrible thign ever? im ashamed. |
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i dont feel this thread got the attention it deserves. |
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boards of canada 5-9-78 just broke me |
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god morning perth, love ya lots! |
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you speak lies, sir!!!!!!!!!!!! SIR! |
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gonna make you feel! |
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bobby peru gonnna feel everything inside ya, hold you close! |
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hahaahahha bobby peru.. liked the country |
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my man is either A) drunken, or B) silly maybe even C) both |
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ive just woekn up.. i was on the pish last night :) sorry dont have much of a brain in my head at present |
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well, glad yr here, nonetheless |
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good :) gne nee derb rata ta ta chah! this is what rata ta ta chah! lives in time rata ta ta chah! SIEB aye! hyah aless snikit snikt yheng *spew sample* |
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you got it! |
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thats a real song and everything :) |
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im having a hard time believing that. but ill say "ok" ;) |
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coil - disco hospital, its like breakdancing in a public toilet |
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ok, now i get it... yeah, i knwo that track, it just wasnt clicking hhehehehe |
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maybe ill charge me megamix again before i go to work.. |
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bog slapper (epicmegamix) |
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what the fuck |
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Lmao Make Xlt Great Again. |
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coil - disco hospital, its like breakdancing in a public toilet whereas coil - the snow, it's like getting hypothermia huddled in a dumpster |
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We listened to Dr. Dooom & Dr. Octagon, like a lot |
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just wait until you experience the evil beats of Doctor Octothorpe |
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"...when we last left off, the evil dr. modulus was about to write a loop that would make the world spin backwards" --my best recollection of the opening passage from "C for dummies Vol. 2" |
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I don’t really rap like that anymore. It’s appropriation..of schizophrenia |
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