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offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-10-19 08:39 [#00908380]
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Two questions:

1. Would Buffy the vampireslayer be more sexy as Buffy the
vampire?
2. Why are vampires sexy? is it because they bite your neck
(they would not be sexy if they bit your armpit)...
Necks are sexy, and it feels great being touched/kissed on
the neck.


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-10-19 08:42 [#00908383]
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youre weird


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-10-19 08:43 [#00908385]
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ummmm, yes... uhhh I don't really think of vampires and sex
together... uhhh, maybe it's just me...


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-10-19 08:45 [#00908389]
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yeah it's just you.

I want to add:

(they would not be sexy if they bit your armpit)...

was suppose to be:

(they would not be as sexy if they bit your
armpit)...


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-10-19 08:45 [#00908390]
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Vampires are amazing !!

Ever seen Vampire in Brooklyn? Eddie Murphy is sooo sexy in
that film


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-10-19 08:49 [#00908393]
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depends... have you played bloodrayne ? --> demo on
megagames.com

you are a special agent-vampire and you have to kill
nazi's.
of course you are a female vampire and i have to say that
it's really fuckin sexy when she jumps on a nazi, holds him
between her legs and sucks his blood out loud goraning... i
lvoe this game

yes, vampires are more sexy
maybe because in near every vampire-movie female vampires
are always horny...


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-10-19 08:49 [#00908395]
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I have not seen that movie.

But I love "Interview with the Vampire"...
Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt are sassy boys.

There are no vampires in my dorm, thus I have not slept with
anyone in my dorm.


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-10-19 08:50 [#00908396]
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sadist, never change your avatar


 

offline uzim on 2003-10-19 08:51 [#00908398]
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in japan, the back of the neck is seen as an erotic part of
the body...


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-10-19 08:52 [#00908399]
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http://megagames.com/news/html/demos/bloodraynedemo.shtml

yeah that game looks interesting!
Haven't played it (hadn't heard about it til you mentioned
it)...


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-10-19 08:53 [#00908400]
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Well, for obvious reasons.

If you want me to like you, just hug me and put your lips on
my neck.


 

offline uzim on 2003-10-19 08:53 [#00908401]
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...also, sucking life fluid is something that could be
interpreted as an image for a sexual act, if you think of
it.


 

offline k_maty on 2003-10-19 08:53 [#00908402]
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maybe because they always get sexy people to play as them.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-10-19 08:54 [#00908404]
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I think it;s the whole temptation thng too

Billy Zane in Demon Knight made me weak at the knees.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-10-19 08:55 [#00908405]
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... and to play with them.
Ofthen the victims are sexy to.


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-10-19 08:59 [#00908410]
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Vampires are allll about sex


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-10-19 09:01 [#00908411]
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.... lust and thirst


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-10-19 09:01 [#00908412]
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i think you are the only one who likes it...

i have to admit it gets annoying with the time. but i asure
a new one will be as cool as this one.


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-10-19 09:02 [#00908415]
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oh, and something else - the anime "hellsing" about
vampires.
there are a few erotic parts too...


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-10-19 09:03 [#00908417]
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Billy Zane + Demon Knight = PHWAR !

Evil is sexy


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-10-19 09:04 [#00908418]
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anime about vampires?
cool!


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-10-19 09:14 [#00908429]
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http://www.hellsing.nu/
weird site but i think the best


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-10-19 09:15 [#00908431]
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link:

http://www.hellsing.nu/
I'm checking it out right now...
seems like some neat stuff.


 

offline Ganymede from Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius on 2003-10-19 12:20 [#00908637]
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another vote for "vampires are sexy"


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-10-19 12:24 [#00908643]
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biting (not too hard) can be sexy



 

offline k_maty on 2003-10-19 12:37 [#00908662]
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of course the victims are sexy - no one wants to watch brad
pitt sucking on a fat old lady's neck!

anime about vampires-vampire hunter D (even though it
sucked, haven't seen the newer "bloodlust" version


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2003-10-19 12:38 [#00908663]
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I dont find them particularly sexy. But playful biting can
be fun!


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-10-19 12:39 [#00908664]
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My ideal death is during intercourse with a sexy Vampiress.
And my ideal life is flying through windows in bat-form
sucking the blood of young nubile virgins. It's unrealistic.


 

offline Paco from Gothenburg (Sweden) on 2003-10-19 12:45 [#00908671]
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That is now also my ideal death. It used to be dying from
old age, but this is so much better :)


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2003-10-19 12:48 [#00908677]
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when i was little i had dreams of becoming a vampire and
sucking the blood of my family. i also ripped their eyes
out as to ensure i would be the most powerful. i had a
strange childhood.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-10-19 12:52 [#00908685]
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hehe


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-10-19 13:32 [#00908727]
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Buffy would be sexy rregarrdless.

I don't know why vampirre women arre sexy. They just arre.


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-10-19 13:34 [#00908732]
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licking toes can be sexy too...


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-10-19 13:36 [#00908735]
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Frrom what point of view... you licking orr you being
licked?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-10-19 13:39 [#00908739]
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feeling the cold flesh of her vagina warm up as she fills
herself with your hot lifeblood


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-10-19 13:55 [#00908764]
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of course me licking


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-10-19 13:56 [#00908767]
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yay for foot fungus

:-\



 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-10-19 14:02 [#00908774]
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only licking toes i know they;re clean :)


 

offline k_maty on 2003-10-19 14:17 [#00908810]
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i thought vampires were stinky, like a decaying body


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2003-10-19 14:17 [#00908813]
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That's zombies


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-10-19 14:19 [#00908817]
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yeah zombies aren't sexy at all.


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-10-19 14:21 [#00908823]
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you obviously never saw that movie where the chick died, and
her boyfriend brought her back to life... and the only way
she could stop herself from eating people, was to mutilate
herself... so she got naked, and all sadomasichist... with
nails in her boobs

i mean... not everyone thinks thats sexy... but the way
they did it... it definately was attempting to be erotic


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-10-19 14:22 [#00908827]
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no, what movie is that?


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2003-10-19 14:24 [#00908830]
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Rotting flesh = not sexy.

Soft neck-biting is pretty cool, but i've not really got any
fetish for vampire girls... my current gf has a fantasy to
have sex with satan tho :D


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-10-19 14:25 [#00908833]
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Feet are sexy, though unfortunately not everybody has a
sufficiently cute pair.

And Fleetmouse gave me a hard-on up there... I hope he's
proud.


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-10-19 14:33 [#00908848]
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it was some series of movies... there was 3 of them

this one was the 3rd I think

cant think of the name though...


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-10-19 15:04 [#00908890]
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Return of the Living Dead

I loved how her mutilating herself was a metaphor for
hostility turned inwards... she would do it when she had the
urge to eat her boyfriend's brains. Makes you wonder what
the BME crowd would do if they weren't chopping their dicks
in half and getting their spleens pierced.


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-10-19 15:06 [#00908891]
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hahahahah

indeed :)


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2003-10-19 15:09 [#00908893]
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HAH! I have a better question. If one is to hypothetically
steal Sarah Michelle Gellars credit card -accidentally of
corse- should one develop a strain of guilty consience and
return said credit card, or should one keep it and sell it
on ebay?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-10-19 15:14 [#00908903]
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:: beams with pride ::


 


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