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offline Anus_Presley on 2003-10-17 12:15 [#00905828]
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I want to look at some porrn.
But i have just noticed that I have a clearr, almost
perrfect view into the kitchen of a neighbourr. They have no
blinds/currtains and neitherr do I, so if I can see them...
they can see me.
This sucks. I have turrned the lights out, but frrom outside
(i just checked) the computerr scrreen just stands out even
morre.
DAMN these darrk nights. When it's light outside you can't
see in.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-10-17 12:19 [#00905835]
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I feel your pain, Carl.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-10-17 12:20 [#00905838]
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why the hell haven't either of you invested in curtains?
rest your computer on the floor. that's where mine is now.
maybe they want to see the porn too though.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-10-17 12:20 [#00905839]
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It's just the worrst.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-10-17 12:20 [#00905841]
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You just realized this? Maybe they've been watching you jack
it every day for years. Thank God my porn hideout is
stationed under the ground.

And get some damn blinds, natural light is for loserz.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-10-17 12:21 [#00905842]
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I was thinking about just moving the computerr, but it's no
good, the cables arre farr too shorrt, it's going no wherre.



 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-10-17 12:30 [#00905854]
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therre i have just turrned the whole computerr unit arround.



 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-10-17 12:43 [#00905882]
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that just rreflects all the computerrs light onto me.

therre is only one option left... make shifft currtains.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-10-17 12:45 [#00905884]
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Don't sit so close to the pc

Find some where away from the window where you can still see
the moniter


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-10-17 12:52 [#00905894]
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it's ok the faux currtians worrk grreat. i have just hung
blankets overr the net rrods


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-10-17 12:56 [#00905898]
Points: 10965 Status: Regular



or you could just drape a huge blanket over yourself and
your monitor.

then the neighbors will just see a big glowing, jiggling
tent.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-10-17 12:57 [#00905899]
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that squirrel's nuts !


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2003-10-17 12:59 [#00905903]
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porn keeps me sane


 

offline mashnote from mol (Belgium) on 2003-10-17 14:40 [#00905967]
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evolume just made me laugh, hehe.

you just could ask them some money for all the shows they've
been seeing for the past years.

..nah, that's lame.


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2003-10-17 14:45 [#00905969]
Points: 7021 Status: Addict



you should invite your beighbours for some little slumber
twister party with all bizzaries you can imagine - golden
showers , fisting...and such


 

offline uzim on 2003-10-17 14:51 [#00905973]
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aw... the kind of problems that are totally ridiculous but
still DO happen and are embarassing!!

there are lots of others like that... =)


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2003-10-17 14:56 [#00905981]
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i dont think that anus can be embarrased by anything :)


 

offline uzim on 2003-10-17 15:00 [#00905986]
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well, i think obviously he is now - otherwise he wouldn't
care about his neighbours seeing him watching porn, would
he?


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-10-17 15:16 [#00906000]
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good luck with your sly wank buddy!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-10-18 08:42 [#00906906]
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so anyway i did what i detailed above. i hung blankets overr
the net tention rrods, it worrked a trreat. it's quite a
tirring prrocess though so i won't be doing it again. i
think next time i'll just watch interrnet porrn in the day
time.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-10-18 09:15 [#00906931]
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yes or do a crazy thing like hanging up curtains.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-10-18 09:18 [#00906934]
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gotta love this thread


 

offline Crovax from S'toon (Canada) on 2003-10-18 19:28 [#00907740]
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fuck 'em.if they wanna watch then...um...fuck i got nothing.
bnut fuck 'em anyhow.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-10-18 19:36 [#00907743]
Points: 9325 Status: Regular



haahahahahah!
what a great thread!
just do what ppl saids...
damn som eof them åposting in this thera dhas the mos t
beauftigul avatars ever (not hte poiint her)... just ber
groove.
fcuk I canät write properly.


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2003-10-18 19:55 [#00907755]
Points: 4904 Status: Regular



Just turn your computer the other way. That way they can
only see your entranced expressions and O face.


 

offline big from lsg on 2003-10-18 20:40 [#00907788]
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do save your leftovers and sent them to a 3rd world country,
they're real low on proteins there


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-10-18 20:43 [#00907791]
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good point. and stop sending blankets, its fucking boiling
out there.


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2003-10-18 20:45 [#00907796]
Points: 4904 Status: Regular



Especially smallpox infected blankets! Oh wait...that was
the native americans.


 


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