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Anus_Presley
on 2003-10-17 12:15 [#00905828]
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I want to look at some porrn. But i have just noticed that I have a clearr, almost perrfect view into the kitchen of a neighbourr. They have no blinds/currtains and neitherr do I, so if I can see them... they can see me.
This sucks. I have turrned the lights out, but frrom outside (i just checked) the computerr scrreen just stands out even morre.
DAMN these darrk nights. When it's light outside you can't see in.
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DJ Xammax
from not America on 2003-10-17 12:19 [#00905835]
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I feel your pain, Carl.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-10-17 12:20 [#00905838]
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why the hell haven't either of you invested in curtains? rest your computer on the floor. that's where mine is now. maybe they want to see the porn too though.
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-10-17 12:20 [#00905839]
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It's just the worrst.
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-10-17 12:20 [#00905841]
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You just realized this? Maybe they've been watching you jack it every day for years. Thank God my porn hideout is stationed under the ground.
And get some damn blinds, natural light is for loserz.
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-10-17 12:21 [#00905842]
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I was thinking about just moving the computerr, but it's no good, the cables arre farr too shorrt, it's going no wherre.
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-10-17 12:30 [#00905854]
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therre i have just turrned the whole computerr unit arround.
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-10-17 12:43 [#00905882]
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that just rreflects all the computerrs light onto me.
therre is only one option left... make shifft currtains.
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pOgO
from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-10-17 12:45 [#00905884]
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Don't sit so close to the pc
Find some where away from the window where you can still see the moniter
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-10-17 12:52 [#00905894]
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it's ok the faux currtians worrk grreat. i have just hung blankets overr the net rrods
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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2003-10-17 12:56 [#00905898]
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or you could just drape a huge blanket over yourself and your monitor.
then the neighbors will just see a big glowing, jiggling tent.
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pOgO
from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-10-17 12:57 [#00905899]
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that squirrel's nuts !
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2003-10-17 12:59 [#00905903]
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porn keeps me sane
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mashnote
from mol (Belgium) on 2003-10-17 14:40 [#00905967]
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evolume just made me laugh, hehe.
you just could ask them some money for all the shows they've been seeing for the past years.
..nah, that's lame.
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hyakusen
from 8=============> on 2003-10-17 14:45 [#00905969]
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you should invite your beighbours for some little slumber twister party with all bizzaries you can imagine - golden showers , fisting...and such
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uzim
on 2003-10-17 14:51 [#00905973]
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aw... the kind of problems that are totally ridiculous but still DO happen and are embarassing!!
there are lots of others like that... =)
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hyakusen
from 8=============> on 2003-10-17 14:56 [#00905981]
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i dont think that anus can be embarrased by anything :)
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uzim
on 2003-10-17 15:00 [#00905986]
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well, i think obviously he is now - otherwise he wouldn't care about his neighbours seeing him watching porn, would he?
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bill_hicks
from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-10-17 15:16 [#00906000]
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good luck with your sly wank buddy!
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-10-18 08:42 [#00906906]
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so anyway i did what i detailed above. i hung blankets overr the net tention rrods, it worrked a trreat. it's quite a tirring prrocess though so i won't be doing it again. i think next time i'll just watch interrnet porrn in the day time.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-10-18 09:15 [#00906931]
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yes or do a crazy thing like hanging up curtains.
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2003-10-18 09:18 [#00906934]
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gotta love this thread
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Crovax
from S'toon (Canada) on 2003-10-18 19:28 [#00907740]
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fuck 'em.if they wanna watch then...um...fuck i got nothing. bnut fuck 'em anyhow.
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Key_Secret
from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-10-18 19:36 [#00907743]
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haahahahahah! what a great thread! just do what ppl saids... damn som eof them åposting in this thera dhas the mos t beauftigul avatars ever (not hte poiint her)... just ber groove.
fcuk I canät write properly.
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xlr
from Boston (United States) on 2003-10-18 19:55 [#00907755]
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Just turn your computer the other way. That way they can only see your entranced expressions and O face.
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big
from lsg on 2003-10-18 20:40 [#00907788]
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do save your leftovers and sent them to a 3rd world country, they're real low on proteins there
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2003-10-18 20:43 [#00907791]
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good point. and stop sending blankets, its fucking boiling out there.
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xlr
from Boston (United States) on 2003-10-18 20:45 [#00907796]
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Especially smallpox infected blankets! Oh wait...that was the native americans.
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