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1010-1111-10 from St.John's Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-18 06:46 [#00053155] | |||||||||
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Yeah i just got home from the lock up. Drinking in public they said. Yep i hope all cops die. I hate them and their abuse of power. If your a cop, fuck you. Your not a human being anymore. |
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The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-18 06:56 [#00053159] | |||||||||
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haha, that's damn funny man!!!! :) |
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crayon_kid from the sewers under your house on 2001-11-18 06:57 [#00053161] | |||||||||
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yeah, cops are dicks |
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Robocop on 2001-11-18 07:02 [#00053162] | |||||||||
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Fuck you, human, you are in violation of penal code 1-5-3-2. Come quietly or there will be trouble. |
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Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-11-18 07:06 [#00053164] | |||||||||
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i live on my own, so i don't know what it's like to get a ticket for "drinking in public". of course, even when i was 15 i was on my own- so i didn't have to party under a bridge. |
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crayon_kid from the sewers under your house on 2001-11-18 07:10 [#00053166] | |||||||||
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i got fined for having sex with my girlfriend in my car at midnight in an empty parking lot. damn cops |
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Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-11-18 07:11 [#00053167] | |||||||||
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i just remembered something! you don't have police over 'dare' in neeewwwfondland. y'all are to busy a fishin' fer da cod, me squid. yes, boy! you should be a jiggin' wit yer da! oh look, it's tree tirty, me cod! oooh! gotta go, yes boy. da's fiddlin' an' whants me to dance a jig! where's my accourdian? |
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The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-18 07:27 [#00053173] | |||||||||
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that's a good impression I must say... :) |
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The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-18 07:27 [#00053174] | |||||||||
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hey wait, I'm insulted!!!! |
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od from perth on 2001-11-18 14:16 [#00053202] | |||||||||
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we never get caught public drinking cops are lazy cunts here. and security only ever search you coz they want pot |
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phool on 2001-11-18 15:33 [#00053204] | |||||||||
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were you being an asshole in public when the cops nabbed you? everybody sezs they are innocent, especially the biggest asssoles of them all! thou maybe you were being pretty cool, i dunno. you could be lying. the starting quarterback for the area college football team got arrested for drunk driving friday morning... you wouldn't believe the attention this got, somewhere slightly less tha if a terrorist blew up an officetower, kinda funny, but i feel sorry for the guy. |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-11-18 18:05 [#00053212] | |||||||||
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I considered being a cop, so I could pick on punks like you guys. |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-11-18 18:06 [#00053213] | |||||||||
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I respect them, they have to deal with a lot of crap from little bastards who think they're the shit, and cops put their lives at stake sometimes. Some are bad, but the cops I know are good. |
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1010-1111-10 from St.John\\\'s Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-18 19:16 [#00053236] | |||||||||
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actually i wasnt being an idiot at all. He pulled up next to me and said something, but i couldnt hear him with the car moving and running. He then stoped and got out, yelled at me to empty my bear, which i was more then willing to do. He then physically threw me in the car where i was then fucked around with for 3 hours. |
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The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-18 19:18 [#00053237] | |||||||||
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He raped you?!?!?!?!? ;) |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-11-18 19:32 [#00053239] | |||||||||
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Here's a good idea. DON'T DRINK IN PUBLIC!!!! Are you even legal drinking age? I'm not. |
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1010-1111-10 from St.John\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-18 19:56 [#00053246] | |||||||||
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i'm 18. 19 in a few weeks (not that it matters). My point was that the situation didnt have to be handled the way it was. I know the dick was doing his job, but man i wuz gonna drink the beer, walk home, slee, and go to work the next day. Simple as that. Gotta love how you cant trust people these days unless they have a piece of plastic that says so. |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-11-18 20:45 [#00053261] | |||||||||
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Expand on ''Fucked around with'' for 3 hours? Did he bring you tea and crumpets, or beat the fudge out of you? There's a chick cop here who I'd would like to get beat up by. She always travels with this HUGE cop, cuz women are weaker, and men don't take female officers seriously. |
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Yoko Ono on 2001-11-18 21:04 [#00053265] | |||||||||
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1010 performed sexual favours to wave the fine. |
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1010-1111-10 from St.John\\\\\\\\'s Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-18 21:10 [#00053266] | |||||||||
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basically i didnt have id, so i couldnt prove who i was. I live with relatives, not with my mom, but in their records it says i live with mom, so we drove all the way out to Torbay, despite me constantly telling them i didnt live out there. They actually handcuffed me and wouldnt answer any of my questions. I wuz quite pissed. I asked them some funny questions tho (eh i figured i wouldnt get the opportunity again). Yeah i saw this sweet ass guard at the Avalon Mall. She was hot. |
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Yoko Ono on 2001-11-18 21:31 [#00053275] | |||||||||
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If they took you out to a paddock and both took turns at buttfucking you then maybe we'd be hearing a funnier story right now... |
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1010-1111-10 from St.John\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-18 21:43 [#00053283] | |||||||||
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yes having my ass fucked is hilarious. idiot |
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Ceri JC on 2001-11-18 21:50 [#00053284] | |||||||||
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HUMANOID MUST NOT ESCAPE. |
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1010-1111-10 from St.John\\\\\'s Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-18 21:59 [#00053293] | |||||||||
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this one did. |
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Yoko Ono on 2001-11-18 22:03 [#00053295] | |||||||||
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He escaped through the gates with a stretched anus and a tummy full of prison inmate semen. |
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1010-1111-10 from St.John\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-18 22:07 [#00053297] | |||||||||
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yeah somebody left an anus on the floor next to the tummy, so i made a battle tank out of the two and drove the hell out. |
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Ceri JC from Wales on 2001-11-18 22:10 [#00053299] | |||||||||
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If you're dressed smartly and talk properly to them they're usually nice to you because they think you will have a tops lawyer. I train in kung-fu with 2 policemen. ONe of them is a weapon-fetish prick who just hoards every type of martial arts weapon under the sun, even if he's shit with it and doesn't know any forms for it. He also has no self control and frequently hits you hard when you're not meant to be contacting. The other one is cool as fuck and is a top bloke. I guess being a cop doesn't make you good or bad, but they let all sorts of people do the job. Some PC personality diversification shit, no doubt ;) |
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Ceri JC from Wales on 2001-11-18 22:12 [#00053301] | |||||||||
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That women who won the UK survivour series was a cop from my home town who I'd seen around. She's one of my brother's mate's wife. |
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1010-1111-10 from St.John\\\\\\\'s Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-18 22:14 [#00053302] | |||||||||
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Yeah i think some realize they can be pricks and nobody can do anything about it. I have respect for the nice cops. |
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Robocop on 2001-11-18 22:17 [#00053304] | |||||||||
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Do you have respect for me? I cop alot of shit for eating baby food. |
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1010-1111-10 from St.John\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-18 22:18 [#00053305] | |||||||||
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hold on let me check nope, dont see any respect belonging to you here.. |
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Magnum P.I. on 2001-11-18 22:21 [#00053307] | |||||||||
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What about me? |
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1010-1111-10 from St.John\\\\'s Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-18 22:24 [#00053309] | |||||||||
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yep there are 2 pieces of respect here for u |
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The Cop In Die Hard That Was Also In Family Matter on 2001-11-18 22:26 [#00053311] | |||||||||
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Me? Any for me? |
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1010-1111-10 from St.John\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-18 22:27 [#00053313] | |||||||||
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man your still alive after living next to urcle, and u met crocadile dundee. Damn lets c......... yep there are 8 pieces here with your name on them. |
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The Cop In Die Hard That Was Also In Family Matter on 2001-11-18 22:31 [#00053315] | |||||||||
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That Urkle was a damn bitch, you be seen him what he be lookin' like now? All smooth and shit, cleaned up, who he think he foolin? He aint foolin' me. |
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1010-1111-10 from St.John\\\\'s Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-18 22:32 [#00053316] | |||||||||
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yeah its all an act. He nerds himself up when nobody is around. |
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boxrocket on 2001-11-18 22:43 [#00053319] | |||||||||
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i hate cops with an immense passion. it takes a fucking twisted degenerate fuck to be a cop. fuck all cops. |
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Phitchix on 2001-11-18 23:06 [#00053325] | |||||||||
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but leave'em be i can think of worse job, you only hate them coz u involved'em in your life, i've never been in trouble with the cops, well one driving offence and once i was stoped but nothing came of it. learn is all i can say. |
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Ceri JC from Wales on 2001-11-18 23:08 [#00053327] | |||||||||
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When cops abuse their power I feel like beating them to a gorey pulp. |
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MF from here and going on 2001-11-18 23:47 [#00053341] | |||||||||
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you'll just egging them on |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-11-19 01:35 [#00053350] | |||||||||
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Ceri CJ I can't believe it... I put Humanoid Must Not Escape on Winamp... I scroll down... AND YOU SAID IT IN YOUR POST!!!! I ALMOST SHIT MY PANTS!!!! |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-11-19 01:40 [#00053351] | |||||||||
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No offense, but an 18 year old with a beer and no ID, I don't blame the cop for not believing you. I wouldn't believe you! That being said, I think Gibbon is the best song on any Analog Bubblebath. |
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od from perth on 2001-11-19 03:14 [#00053384] | |||||||||
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the dodgiest bogan i know (and i know a few) is becoming a cop. i asked him bout it and this is sorta how it went (we were drunk) him "im gonna be a cop" me *laugh* "no way, really? why?" him "coz ive been on this side of the line enough and i wanna be on the other side. i totally just wanna be a decent person now" me "youre gonna end up arresting all your mates, man" him "no way man, theyre my mates" lol |
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PharbiaZungo from Swandean on 2001-11-19 03:31 [#00053389] | |||||||||
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That's like that scene in A Clockwork Orange, a lil bit, not really though, nevermind. |
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phool on 2001-11-19 03:50 [#00053392] | |||||||||
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in the usa, it seems like over half of the police cops have dorky mustaches, especially the less sophisticated and intelligent types always. it makes me think of the village people. i just find it odd. do these guys think they look macho or good, or is it just a symbol of belonging to the cop 'brotherhood'? what about other countrys' policemen? i knew one guy who became a cop, he was a really nice guy, used to play in a punk band, then was a bartender. but, another guy i knew reminds me totally of a Clockwork Orange... he was a friend of my step-brother.... when he got to be about 15, he started having mental personality disorder type problems (i don't really know the root of the problems, but his behavior was of a similar pattern), became a habitual liar, got in fights constantly, kicked out of his school, stole blatantly from friends and neighbors who trusted him cause he used to be so smart and polite, ran away to who knows where. came back a few years later, hey, he is a cop now. all beefed up to looking like he really enjoyed beating up people. ...scary as hell. |
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Chrispy from UK on 2001-11-19 09:02 [#00053442] | |||||||||
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We definatly need police though, hence the meaning of the word. Life would be shit without them and many other services like local bakers... mmm, pasties... :P |
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Maytag from Durham,NH USA on 2001-11-19 09:52 [#00053449] | |||||||||
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I love idiots that can't take responsiblity for their own actions. It's the cops fault, it's my dad's fault, it's my mommy's fault. Grow up you twerp. You are a punk who got put in his place and was left so powerless and frustrated your only outlet is to vent on a messageboard. Absolutely pathetic. |
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Fernz from Scotland on 2001-11-19 09:58 [#00053450] | |||||||||
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Its hard tryin to convince those bastards I actually am legal drinking age... :( |
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Ceri JC on 2001-11-19 14:58 [#00053504] | |||||||||
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Ophecks: Although I don't believe in ESP et all, you'd be amazed how often things like that happen. I go to ring a particular phone and just as I pick it up it's that friend ringing me. Happens all the time when I try to ring my girlfriend.Weird. |
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