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1010-1111-10 from St.John's Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-18 06:46 [#00053155]



Yeah i just got home from the lock up. Drinking in public
they said. Yep i hope all cops die. I hate them and their
abuse of power. If your a cop, fuck you. Your not a human
being anymore.


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-18 06:56 [#00053159]



haha, that's damn funny man!!!! :)


 

crayon_kid from the sewers under your house on 2001-11-18 06:57 [#00053161]



yeah, cops are dicks



 

Robocop on 2001-11-18 07:02 [#00053162]



Fuck you, human, you are in violation of penal code 1-5-3-2.
Come quietly or there will be trouble.


 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-11-18 07:06 [#00053164]



i live on my own, so i don't know what it's like to get a
ticket for "drinking in public". of course, even when i was
15 i was on my own- so i didn't have to party under a
bridge.


 

crayon_kid from the sewers under your house on 2001-11-18 07:10 [#00053166]



i got fined for having sex with my girlfriend in my car at
midnight in an empty parking lot. damn cops


 

Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-11-18 07:11 [#00053167]



i just remembered something! you don't have police over
'dare' in neeewwwfondland. y'all are to busy a fishin' fer
da cod, me squid. yes, boy! you should be a jiggin' wit
yer da! oh look, it's tree tirty, me cod!
oooh! gotta go, yes boy. da's fiddlin' an' whants me to
dance a jig! where's my accourdian?


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-18 07:27 [#00053173]



that's a good impression I must say... :)


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-18 07:27 [#00053174]



hey wait, I'm insulted!!!!


 

od from perth on 2001-11-18 14:16 [#00053202]



we never get caught public drinking

cops are lazy cunts here.

and security only ever search you coz they want pot


 

phool on 2001-11-18 15:33 [#00053204]



were you being an asshole in public when the cops nabbed
you?

everybody sezs they are innocent, especially the biggest
asssoles of them all! thou maybe you were being pretty
cool, i dunno. you could be lying.

the starting quarterback for the area college football team
got arrested for drunk driving friday morning... you
wouldn't believe the attention this got, somewhere slightly
less tha if a terrorist blew up an officetower, kinda funny,
but i feel sorry for the guy.


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-11-18 18:05 [#00053212]



I considered being a cop, so I could pick on punks like you
guys.


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-11-18 18:06 [#00053213]



I respect them, they have to deal with a lot of crap from
little bastards who think they're the shit, and cops put
their lives at stake sometimes. Some are bad, but the cops I
know are good.


 

1010-1111-10 from St.John\\\'s Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-18 19:16 [#00053236]



actually i wasnt being an idiot at all. He pulled up next to
me and said something, but i couldnt hear him with the car
moving and running. He then stoped and got out, yelled at me
to empty my bear, which i was more then willing to do. He
then physically threw me in the car where i was then fucked
around with for 3 hours.


 

The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-18 19:18 [#00053237]



He raped you?!?!?!?!?

;)


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-11-18 19:32 [#00053239]



Here's a good idea.
DON'T DRINK IN PUBLIC!!!!
Are you even legal drinking age? I'm not.


 

1010-1111-10 from St.John\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-18 19:56 [#00053246]



i'm 18. 19 in a few weeks (not that it matters). My point
was that the situation didnt have to be handled the way it
was. I know the dick was doing his job, but man i wuz gonna
drink the beer, walk home, slee, and go to work the next
day. Simple as that. Gotta love how you cant trust people
these days unless they have a piece of plastic that says so.


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-11-18 20:45 [#00053261]



Expand on ''Fucked around with'' for 3 hours?
Did he bring you tea and crumpets, or beat the fudge out of
you?
There's a chick cop here who I'd would like to get beat up
by. She always travels with this HUGE cop, cuz women are
weaker, and men don't take female officers seriously.


 

Yoko Ono on 2001-11-18 21:04 [#00053265]



1010 performed sexual favours to wave the fine.


 

1010-1111-10 from St.John\\\\\\\\'s Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-18 21:10 [#00053266]



basically i didnt have id, so i couldnt prove who i was. I
live with relatives, not with my mom, but in their records
it says i live with mom, so we drove all the way out to
Torbay, despite me constantly telling them i didnt live out
there. They actually handcuffed me and wouldnt answer any of
my questions. I wuz quite pissed. I asked them some funny
questions tho (eh i figured i wouldnt get the opportunity
again).

Yeah i saw this sweet ass guard at the Avalon Mall. She was
hot.


 

Yoko Ono on 2001-11-18 21:31 [#00053275]



If they took you out to a paddock and both took turns at
buttfucking you then maybe we'd be hearing a funnier story
right now...


 

1010-1111-10 from St.John\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-18 21:43 [#00053283]



yes having my ass fucked is hilarious.

idiot


 

Ceri JC on 2001-11-18 21:50 [#00053284]



HUMANOID MUST NOT ESCAPE.


 

1010-1111-10 from St.John\\\\\'s Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-18 21:59 [#00053293]



this one did.


 

Yoko Ono on 2001-11-18 22:03 [#00053295]



He escaped through the gates with a stretched anus and a
tummy full of prison inmate semen.


 

1010-1111-10 from St.John\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-18 22:07 [#00053297]



yeah somebody left an anus on the floor next to the tummy,
so i made a battle tank out of the two and drove the hell
out.


 

Ceri JC from Wales on 2001-11-18 22:10 [#00053299]



If you're dressed smartly and talk properly to them they're
usually nice to you because they think you will have a tops
lawyer.

I train in kung-fu with 2 policemen. ONe of them is a
weapon-fetish prick who just hoards every type of martial
arts weapon under the sun, even if he's shit with it and
doesn't know any forms for it. He also has no self control
and frequently hits you hard when you're not meant to be
contacting.

The other one is cool as fuck and is a top bloke.

I guess being a cop doesn't make you good or bad, but they
let all sorts of people do the job. Some PC personality
diversification shit, no doubt ;)


 

Ceri JC from Wales on 2001-11-18 22:12 [#00053301]



That women who won the UK survivour series was a cop from my
home town who I'd seen around. She's one of my brother's
mate's wife.


 

1010-1111-10 from St.John\\\\\\\'s Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-18 22:14 [#00053302]



Yeah i think some realize they can be pricks and nobody can
do anything about it.

I have respect for the nice cops.


 

Robocop on 2001-11-18 22:17 [#00053304]



Do you have respect for me? I cop alot of shit for eating
baby food.


 

1010-1111-10 from St.John\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-18 22:18 [#00053305]



hold on let me check

nope, dont see any respect belonging to you here..


 

Magnum P.I. on 2001-11-18 22:21 [#00053307]



What about me?


 

1010-1111-10 from St.John\\\\'s Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-18 22:24 [#00053309]



yep there are 2 pieces of respect here for u


 

The Cop In Die Hard That Was Also In Family Matter on 2001-11-18 22:26 [#00053311]



Me? Any for me?


 

1010-1111-10 from St.John\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-18 22:27 [#00053313]



man your still alive after living next to urcle, and u met
crocadile dundee. Damn lets c......... yep there are 8
pieces here with your name on them.


 

The Cop In Die Hard That Was Also In Family Matter on 2001-11-18 22:31 [#00053315]



That Urkle was a damn bitch, you be seen him what he be
lookin' like now? All smooth and shit, cleaned up, who he
think he foolin? He aint foolin' me.


 

1010-1111-10 from St.John\\\\'s Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-11-18 22:32 [#00053316]



yeah its all an act. He nerds himself up when nobody is
around.


 

boxrocket on 2001-11-18 22:43 [#00053319]



i hate cops with an immense passion. it takes a fucking
twisted degenerate fuck to be a cop. fuck all cops.


 

Phitchix on 2001-11-18 23:06 [#00053325]



but leave'em be i can think of worse job,
you only hate them coz u involved'em in your life, i've
never been in trouble with the cops, well one driving
offence and once i was stoped but nothing came of it.
learn is all i can say.


 

Ceri JC from Wales on 2001-11-18 23:08 [#00053327]



When cops abuse their power I feel like beating them to a
gorey pulp.


 

MF from here and going on 2001-11-18 23:47 [#00053341]



you'll just egging them on


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-11-19 01:35 [#00053350]



Ceri CJ
I can't believe it...
I put Humanoid Must Not Escape on Winamp...
I scroll down...
AND YOU SAID IT IN YOUR POST!!!!
I ALMOST SHIT MY PANTS!!!!


 

Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-11-19 01:40 [#00053351]



No offense, but an 18 year old with a beer and no ID, I
don't blame the cop for not believing you. I wouldn't
believe you!
That being said, I think Gibbon is the best song on any
Analog Bubblebath.


 

od from perth on 2001-11-19 03:14 [#00053384]



the dodgiest bogan i know (and i know a few) is becoming a
cop. i asked him bout it and this is sorta how it went (we
were drunk)
him "im gonna be a cop"
me *laugh* "no way, really? why?"
him "coz ive been on this side of the line enough and i
wanna be on the other side. i totally just wanna be a decent
person now"
me "youre gonna end up arresting all your mates, man"
him "no way man, theyre my mates"

lol


 

PharbiaZungo from Swandean on 2001-11-19 03:31 [#00053389]



That's like that scene in A Clockwork Orange, a lil bit, not
really though, nevermind.


 

phool on 2001-11-19 03:50 [#00053392]



in the usa, it seems like over half of the police cops have
dorky mustaches, especially the less sophisticated and
intelligent types always. it makes me think of the village
people. i just find it odd. do these guys think they look
macho or good, or is it just a symbol of belonging to the
cop 'brotherhood'? what about other countrys' policemen?

i knew one guy who became a cop, he was a really nice guy,
used to play in a punk band, then was a bartender.

but, another guy i knew reminds me totally of a Clockwork
Orange... he was a friend of my step-brother.... when he got
to be about 15, he started having mental personality
disorder type problems (i don't really know the root of the
problems, but his behavior was of a similar pattern), became
a habitual liar, got in fights constantly, kicked out of
his school, stole blatantly from friends and neighbors who
trusted him cause he used to be so smart and polite, ran
away to who knows where. came back a few years later, hey,
he is a cop now. all beefed up to looking like he really
enjoyed beating up people. ...scary as hell.


 

Chrispy from UK on 2001-11-19 09:02 [#00053442]



We definatly need police though, hence the meaning of the
word. Life would be shit without them and many other
services like local bakers... mmm, pasties... :P


 

Maytag from Durham,NH USA on 2001-11-19 09:52 [#00053449]



I love idiots that can't take responsiblity for their own
actions. It's the cops fault, it's my dad's fault, it's my
mommy's fault. Grow up you twerp. You are a punk who got
put in his place and was left so powerless and frustrated
your only outlet is to vent on a messageboard. Absolutely
pathetic.


 

Fernz from Scotland on 2001-11-19 09:58 [#00053450]



Its hard tryin to convince those bastards I actually am
legal drinking age... :(


 

Ceri JC on 2001-11-19 14:58 [#00053504]



Ophecks:

Although I don't believe in ESP et all, you'd be amazed how
often things like that happen. I go to ring a particular
phone and just as I pick it up it's that friend ringing me.
Happens all the time when I try to ring my girlfriend.Weird.


 


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