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has anyyone elsse ExPerienced this? I defineatly fee lit! |
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Only occasionallt... i like how my new warm-ass winter coat looks on me though. Toasty. |
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groove :) |
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funk :) |
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i'd hit it! |
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chill baby baby baby, chill baby baby baby, WAIT! i'm on my deeigh oh, bullshittin' hopin' that my day go slow. got me like a friend what confusin' me tho... kissin' when we breeze sayin' what's the deal yo? hop through a gate, then a gate, then anothah, bust in on a baby pet bull an his mothah. don't wanna see a fool like kenith tha 3rd, cause i'm gettin' chased by the ghetto bird. you down wit OPP? yeah, you know me. |
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'pet bull' = 'pitbull' of course, and other assorted lyrical mishaps be DAMNED!!!seven hee haw!!! good night.... news @ eleven |
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Why is it that on days when you look really good that no one's there to see you? I'll get up in the morning, look in the mirror, think "daahum! you a fine muthafucker!" then I'll end up watching telly instead of going out on the pull. That's God fuckin' wit' cha! |
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no, thats you deciding to watch tv instead of doing anything which is infinately better |
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a girl told me i looked good once, but now she's fucking a different dude, that actually is good looking, and i haven't talked to her in two years, so i think she might've been just being nice. |
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Dunno. I'm just lazy. Coming on to girls seems like too much hard work and aggro. I think I'm going to try to be really forward with a girl I'm not madly keen on and see what happens... you know, whether being an arrogant fuckhead works. |
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but you have to do it so it doesn't look like you're trying. sort of a catch-22 if you will |
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yeah, you don't really come on to girls... you just say things that make them want to come on to you. at least that's what i see in the movies. |
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It's true. And try to ignore them, it makes them want you more. |
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what i see in the movies is good guys get the girl. which is bollocks. never worked for me and i'm a good guy. bottom line is girls like over confident guys. the ones who don't are over confident themselves and you want to stay away from them because they're harlots. to get laid you've got to try to convice girls that they're special but no more special than the other girl standing next to you. kind of what mapp was talking about. |
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yes, and girls are attracted to blokes that aren't attracted to them. so, like pretend she's just a person that is allowed to be around you... not someone you 'want' around. it seems to work for other guys. i can't ever do this, but, that prolly explains why i'm the most alone guy on the planet too. you should try it... and, if it works, you should fully document your adventures with women and email them to me. i'll happily live vicariously through you. |
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the good guy gets the girl on the rebound, after a shitty relationship with the uber-male. once the self confidence is rebuilt, she begins looking for the prototypical male again, and when she finds him the sensitive geekazoid crutch is tossed to the side and the cycle begins anew. it's not a tragedy, it's a very important part in the cycle. learn to appreciate it. |
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ha ha. i shall instigate an investigation and document i all. then girls i know will find it because that's what happens and they'll think i'm an even bigger loser. then i'll have to wait till i fall in with a new crowd before i can start again. |
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I basically had my choice of girls at my highschool because of this method. So I'm currently with the girl I wanted to be with. RAD! |
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you're living the dream! i'm mega jealous, and i want pictures. i also want pictures of your face 15 minutes after you realize she's been cheating on you for three months. :D i'm totally joking. but, if that really does happen, i would completely enjoy pictures of that raw emotion.... i didn't think to document my fall from grace, and now i wish i would've. |
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ha ha, i'm going out with my ex of five years's best mate. they fought and squabbled over me and everything. makes you feel special, you know?? also, tonight i visited a friend, who has moved into a house i lived in about 3 1/2 years ago. i explained to him that his bedroom was the venue for my missus wanting it up the ass. bet he has nightmares. :) |
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i demand pix! serriously, it makes my life less sad when i can pretend that other people's experiences are mine. plus, i don't have to deal wiht the relationship when it sarts to fall apart. i think i've figured out the perfect lifestyle. disconnected impartial voyeurism. |
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do chicks like it in the ass in the uk in general? |
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wish they did. |
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always, sometimes... i feel that i can have on and off days usually... i mean, sometimes i feel truly ugly... my girlfriend always makes me feel beautiful... Awwwwwwww |
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unfortunately no. |
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Yeah another good method is to find the hot chick that thinks shes ugly, although they're rare they're a good bet for those of us who cant get the chick who knows shes hot, or wouldnt want her even if they could. (why can I not stand 95% of the hot chicks? and why are THEY the ones that're hot?! Whyyyyyyyyyyy) =( |
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ooo i came up with another idea, get really drunk and then find a girl you think is superfly, if things work out between you, just make sure you've got a pair of righteous beer goggles on before looking at her every time. Should you happen to look at her sober, just pretend that shes not the one you're seeing because "you'd never hit anything that ugly" and then immediately go get drunk and everything should be fine. |
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also i think it might help if the two of you rarely converse, but at the very least just try not to learn her name. WHen making love, just shout random names, that way you can use the name of that hot girl from your highschool class that you always wanted to rail, and your present-bangee will just thing you're too drunk to know whats happening (which, by design, you should be). |
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key, are you still drunk?.. |
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only occasionally (usually in the evenings or by nights), i find myself looking not so bad. never so damn good, though. and i don't care at all if there's no one to see me, maybe that's better this way : ) |
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"what i see in the movies is good guys get the girl. which is bollocks. never worked for me and i'm a good guy." > never believe the movies... ; ) nor the advertisings... nor the stories... |
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"Yeah another good method is to find the hot chick that thinks shes ugly, although they're rare" > they're not that rare... : ) |
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haha. thank you all for posting in this topic :) Making me laugh in the misär I'm experience right now. I think it's just a peri0d, over a couple of hours... maybe 24 or so... but I have high hopes for the future.... :) peace |
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They're not? Maybe I'm just not that good at finding them.. what's your secret? |
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the mirror is my only lover |
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you look kinda damaged, Key_Secret |
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I just walked up to a girl I liked and said "I want to poop on you." Now we have 3 children. |
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Key_Secret is teh UBER SECKSY! OMGHI2U! I look like shit right now, haven't shaved in weeks, haven't showered in two days, my hair is unkempt, my love handles are better than ever... that's how it is when I have the house to myself for an extended period. I'd be ashamed of myself, if it didn't feel so good. |
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yeah. this is a crazy topic. But think beyond words. It's not all about looks. And I didn't even mean that. Well sortof, but not solely. peace. |
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well right now...i hate myself and i want to die. |
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I've got a not-so-flattering picture on the 'Post your Picture' thread, go ahead and take a look, nothing amazing. |
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The only relationship I'm in at the moment is between my hand and my dick. |
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cheers |
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