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offline Anus_Presley on 2003-10-05 14:53 [#00890336]
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she is just the verry best. wow.
do you not think?


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offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-10-05 14:54 [#00890338]
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i'd hit it for years to come

shit


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-10-05 14:55 [#00890340]
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does this mean i can take miss ricci now


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-10-05 14:57 [#00890342]
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fuck you

i'm taking them both


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-10-05 14:58 [#00890347]
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no not at all you fucking loserr trramp.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-10-05 14:59 [#00890348]
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she's hot, hot, HOT


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-10-05 14:59 [#00890349]
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what the hell was edward thinking!???


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-10-05 15:00 [#00890350]
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heheh, well you kind of betrayed her.
she doesn't feel special anymore,
if you go and love everyone, these things will happen :D


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-10-05 15:01 [#00890352]
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i also call pornstar august


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-10-05 15:04 [#00890357]
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I don't find her particularly attractive, but I might let
her have sex with me, if she asked nicely.

I don't like it when women have manlier chins and cheekbones
than me.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-10-05 15:04 [#00890360]
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i don't love Salma in the same way i love Christina and
morre than that Salma does not love me the way Christina
loves me.

and therre is the disturrbing differrence.


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-10-05 15:06 [#00890362]
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yeah WHATever !


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-10-05 15:21 [#00890384]
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no they're all fucking mine fuck all of you


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-10-05 15:23 [#00890389]
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wherre is that crrazy worrld of make believe you inhabit?


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-10-05 15:24 [#00890391]
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I prefer Monica Belluci these days


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-10-05 15:25 [#00890393]
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And this is why


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offline Anus_Presley on 2003-10-05 15:28 [#00890395]
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I see yourr point... you make a VERRY good arrgument.



 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-10-05 15:28 [#00890396]
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oh man, finally a good thread...


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-10-05 15:28 [#00890397]
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seconded


 

offline pantalaimon from Winterfell (United Kingdom) on 2003-10-05 15:29 [#00890398]
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agreed!


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-10-05 15:30 [#00890401]
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she's ugly


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-10-05 15:32 [#00890402]
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.


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offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-10-05 15:35 [#00890403]
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dude salma beats who ever that bitch is any day


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-10-05 15:36 [#00890405]
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ew me no like


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-10-05 15:37 [#00890406]
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arre you crrazy


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-10-05 15:38 [#00890408]
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.


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offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-10-05 15:45 [#00890415]
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how about manuela...


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offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-10-05 15:52 [#00890419]
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No when it comes to models/actresses (ie. women I have 0
chance of getting with/nor would I want to I'm perfectly
happy with my girlfriend) I am very fussy. I simply don't
like her face.


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-10-05 15:57 [#00890425]
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Salma Hayek is overrated. Good body, but her face isn't
right.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-10-05 15:58 [#00890426]
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Let's see your girlfriend then buck-o!


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-10-05 15:58 [#00890427]
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Dude, you know who's face isn't right? Reese Witherspoon.
DAMN! Looks like she was smashed with a frying pan.


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-10-05 15:58 [#00890428]
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exactly


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-10-05 16:00 [#00890430]
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YES!
and no chance she lurks here occasionally and I doubt she'd
like being broadcasted. She's a looker tho! :)


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-10-05 16:01 [#00890432]
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Nah man Salma is stunning, she's shunned my letters for so
long now tho that I'm turning my attention elsewhere, I'll
only take her if she comes begging and looking like she did
in the strip club in Dogma.
Pink underwear+glasses+pigtails+lollypop=CUM EXPLOSION


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2003-10-05 16:07 [#00890435]
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would that be like "boom-splat"?


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-10-05 16:09 [#00890437]
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no dude, it's like "SPLOOGE!"


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-10-05 16:46 [#00890481]
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I thought you were all talking about salkma hayek the user.
Where is (s)he nowadays?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-10-06 02:53 [#00890980]
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hey, look everyone, salma's online!!!


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-10-06 03:15 [#00891006]
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I think she's awful. terrible actress too.
I truly hate Salma Hayek.


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-10-06 03:18 [#00891011]
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She's one hell of a woman! 8o)

<-- <3's Salma Hayek.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-10-06 03:23 [#00891015]
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come on now...you know you'd want her to sit in your lap


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2003-10-06 03:28 [#00891018]
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wow i just noticed this thread a minute ago..



 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-10-06 03:29 [#00891019]
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that = false
I'd want nothing to do with that skank! Period!


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2003-10-06 03:30 [#00891021]
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wish i could post pictures


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2003-10-06 03:30 [#00891024]
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Keep it comin'!!! More pics!


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2003-10-06 03:37 [#00891031]
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my proponents are so explicitly cooler than those who aren't
very fond of me...


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-10-06 04:24 [#00891060]
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yeah well, at least I'm not ugly


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-10-06 04:42 [#00891079]
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can you please post a pic of someone you like?


 

offline Salma Hayek on 2003-10-06 04:50 [#00891088]
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your definition of ugly must be pretty damn twisted/flexible


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-10-06 04:55 [#00891091]
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yeah, people with different opinions/taste than your own
usually are twisted/flexible.

yep, that sounds about right


 


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