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offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-10-04 09:40 [#00888993]
Points: 12687 Status: Lurker



I'm in work and my mate just took this call :

I'm trying to take this customer to the reg site
(62.253.162.131)

Me : type in the address bar 62 dot

long silence: tap tap tap

cust : I can only fit in 58 dots

me: Ohhhhhhhhhh

for more plonkers see
www.rinkworks.com/stupid



 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-10-04 09:43 [#00889000]
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ahahaha, that's gold, comic gold


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-10-04 09:48 [#00889003]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular



hahahahah

reminds me of the old 'press any key to continue' joke


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-10-04 09:52 [#00889007]
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I have a question and it seems like a good thrread...

if i hold F8 when i starrt up will it take me to a scrreen
that will allow me to turrn my sound carrd on? someone said
it would but i don't want my computerr to blow up.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-10-04 09:59 [#00889011]
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I think your talking about getting into the BIOS, it may not
be f8 on your maching

f8 will give you advanced start up options whicj will allow
you to go into safe mode and such

If you need the BIOS, when you start up it'll say press
"????"to enter setup, don;t go in there if your not too
confident though cause you can bugger loads up


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-10-04 10:54 [#00889048]
Points: 4653 Status: Regular | Followup to pOgO: #00889011



that's usually delete (del)


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-10-04 11:00 [#00889056]
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My Grandmother: "I can't find the sloppy disk!"

hehehhehe


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-10-04 11:03 [#00889059]
Points: 12687 Status: Lurker | Followup to nlogax: #00889048



yupski

I've seen a few pc where the button is different, but it's
rare


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-10-04 11:09 [#00889074]
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yeah, on my old ibm i think it was F1 or F2


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-10-04 11:12 [#00889084]
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some computers it's F8 or F12

believe it or not, but I agree, del is most common


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-10-04 11:17 [#00889094]
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uh, but those are the stupid ones.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-10-04 12:05 [#00889152]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker



i won't even trry it then.

i hate my computerr i'll neverr have sound... life is
soooooooo unfairr i want to die


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-10-04 12:08 [#00889160]
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this is quite on topic actually =oD

I remember calling the tech support line for my sound card
cause it wouldent play wav files, was on the phone for ages

turned out the fugging lead wasent plugged in, I was so
embarraced !

The guy thought it was funny as hell when I told him I work
for tech support


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-10-06 12:28 [#00891570]
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this is fucking hilarious!
thanks for the link pOgO :)


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-10-06 12:36 [#00891579]
Points: 12687 Status: Lurker | Followup to nlogax: #00891570



hehe, no probs

I got it from here a while ago, can't remember who posted
though, so thank you John Doe =oD xxxx


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2003-10-06 13:28 [#00891619]
Points: 8833 Status: Regular



omfg i have been looking for that site forever, i got sent
the link a whiles back but lost it. that stuff is pure
comedic-erg... idiotic genius!


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-10-18 12:32 [#00907344]
Points: 12687 Status: Lurker



Just took me 15mins to get a customer into control panel


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-10-18 12:34 [#00907349]
Points: 27795 Status: Regular | Followup to pOgO: #00907344



was it a woman?


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-10-18 12:36 [#00907354]
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It was yo' momma


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-10-18 12:38 [#00907361]
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impossible, she wouldnt have been able to switch the
computer on in the 1st place


 

offline happy cycling from berlin on 2003-10-18 13:05 [#00907461]
Points: 2786 Status: Regular



i work at tech support for my university; we support a
groupware/discussion group product called 'mercury'.. i got
a call the other day from some industrialist in albertra
trying to sell us tons and tons of actualy mercury. he found
us in the university phonebook under "mercury support".


 


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