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offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2003-09-26 16:53 [#00879866]
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Are you doing it ? if so, how often ? once a day ? twice ?
more ??????

and if so , why ?

what is best way ?



 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-09-26 16:55 [#00879874]
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Not right now.

About once a week.

Because my girlfriend goes out on a Friday with her mates.

Overhand method.

Are you becoming a pervert? :P


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-09-26 16:56 [#00879875]
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Busy day - once
Not busy day - twice


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2003-09-26 16:56 [#00879876]
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No , today is a day of stupid topics ( at least ive noticed
this today ) so i want to give my hand to community


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-09-26 16:56 [#00879877]
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As opposed to your hand to your knob?


 

offline aron from saskatoon (Canada) on 2003-09-26 16:57 [#00879878]
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once a day for me.


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-09-26 16:58 [#00879879]
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twice a day happens often...3 is when I'm stressful or
depressed...if I'm one day not masturbating, it's because I
forgot that I like sex and probly because I'm involed in
some musical-project.


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2003-09-26 16:58 [#00879880]
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heh

maybe...

im just pissed of by few morons and their stupid threads
today
i think that i wil make another one...



 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2003-09-26 17:01 [#00879889]
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Hmm, once or twice usually.

*lies about the 40-50 other times a day*


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-09-26 17:05 [#00879896]
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you thrrew yourr porrn away didn't you? arre you missing
it?

i watched a porrno with Ron Jeremy and his (ex)wife in it
today, good stuff.


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-09-26 17:06 [#00879897]
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When I was in one of my first real relationsships (I think I
was 18), I could have sex up to 5 or 6 times a day...can't
believe I had the energy for it


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-09-26 17:07 [#00879901]
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Somehow that porn is slowly sneaking it's way from the net
into my harddrive...think it's spyware or a virus that does
it...or something...*looks innocent*

but it still was a good think for me to do...the shit I had
was pretty fucked up


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2003-09-26 17:08 [#00879903]
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ahh but whats the record for number of wanks per day? :p


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2003-09-26 17:16 [#00879918]
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i didnt wanted to make such a noise here


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-09-26 17:18 [#00879923]
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the simple trruth is... i like porrn. it is good to have a
clearr out everry now and then orr it builds up and you
don't look at orr enjoy it as much.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-09-26 17:19 [#00879927]
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I average probably 8 wanks per week. Normally once a day,
but sometimes I double shift. I could go much more, but it
sucks when you're squirting out air.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-09-26 17:21 [#00879930]
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I'm a porn archivist of sorts. I don't have a lot of porn,
but I still have the same shit I had years ago. I couldn't
clear these girls out I've become too attached! I've never
had more than 400MB on my computer though.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-09-26 17:22 [#00879931]
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Do you buy porrn frrom shops? That is even harrderr to
thrrow out.


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2003-09-26 17:22 [#00879933]
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hey , i though that you will close this thread , but now i
know with who we are dealin' on this board


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-09-26 17:23 [#00879935]
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Ophecks hahahahaha he LOVES IT


 

offline uzim on 2003-09-26 17:25 [#00879941]
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no. i even never did. my sexuality must be damaged or
disturbed or something, in addition to being empty.

but since this is a topic made for the sake of having more
stupid topics... here is my contribution!! ^^

GLLZZAAAHAHAAAAAHH!!! gouza gouza!!!
ada
da ad a
01 1.1;6;16;6;56.51.5;1;0; 61 6;5

hello, i am a pumpkin! can i lick your television

LOL!!!!!!1111
A/S/L???????8888888
ROFLMAOheadexplodes

.mucs suomafni ,eid

^
a SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE!!!! WHOAAA!!!!behold

my head is empty empty empty with frogs
la la lala la
la la la laaaaa
my frog is full full full with eggs
la la lala la
la la la laaaaa
i am gonna turn myself into a frog now

wheeeeeee!!

*TRANSFER FAILED* 4 877776

fuck shit fuck shit piss off fuck wanker.
yeee haaaaaa.

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

bubble bubble blip! i love you.

schubaAAAAAAA!AaaA!A!a.

[end]"DIE, INFAMOUS SCUM."



 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2003-09-26 17:26 [#00879945]
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probably 2 a day?


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-09-26 17:27 [#00879946]
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Haha... I feel guilty, but I'd feel even GUILTIER snuffing
out a topic about something that's as natural as eating and
sleeping! A much maligned practice, this jacking-off is.


 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2003-09-26 17:29 [#00879951]
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uzim...thought we already agreed on you taking your pills
every day...I see you must have missed some doses...

I am VERY disappointed of you young man.


 

offline uzim on 2003-09-26 17:36 [#00879977]
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but.... but... ='( my ventilator was dead!! dead dead
dead like a carbuncle in a microwave piano! 788 087 7,;
,;;;



 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2003-09-26 17:37 [#00879982]
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well this is good this is good really



 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2003-09-26 17:40 [#00879992]
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1 or 2 times a day...depends


 

offline uzim on 2003-09-26 17:43 [#00880004]
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another stupid topic if you want : )


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2003-09-26 18:55 [#00880153]
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Usually once every couple of days, sometimes more often.


 

offline xceque on 2003-09-26 18:59 [#00880159]
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offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2003-09-26 19:05 [#00880174]
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i can't believe i read all this.

http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/


 

offline ziggomatic from ??....uv ajed...deja vu....?? on 2003-09-26 22:59 [#00880301]
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masturbation has grown somewhat boring for me........i maybe
get to it 3 maybe 4 times a week......
sex though, i think right now i average more......about 6-7
times a week, yes, brotherman be gettin some pusssy....


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-09-27 00:23 [#00880311]
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can you imagine if a girl posted this thread and only girls
replied to it? in an ideal world maybe

it would never happen, never!! whywhy ;)


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2003-09-27 01:38 [#00880322]
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YUO SITCK TISH HNAND NI YUOR ASS ADN THNE YUO JSUT GO!


 

offline big from lsg on 2003-09-27 05:05 [#00880420]
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so does drinking make you more wanna-go the morning after?


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-27 05:47 [#00880465]
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Once a day. It's not a religious thing. At times it can be
left for a while.


 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2003-09-27 06:57 [#00880506]
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I would love to hear a girl reply to this.


 

offline purlieu from Leeds (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-27 07:15 [#00880515]
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I'm the odd one who never liked actual porn. I never even
really found softcore stuff that appealing.

About ten times a week, I think. Unless I'm seeing my
girlfriend, of course.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-09-27 07:27 [#00880517]
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yeah im curious.. do girls masturbate as much as guys....


 

offline uzim on 2003-09-27 07:49 [#00880534]
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lobster.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-09-27 07:51 [#00880537]
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lobster?


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-09-27 07:59 [#00880541]
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uhm... i dunno

but that IS what he said... :P


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-27 08:20 [#00880547]
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i dont masterbate :D ever.. cause i feel it would take the
fun outta having someone do it for me ... i'd much rather it
that way.

my friend frankie on the other hand owns a dildo which
according to here is wearing away because she uses it so
much...and this is also the same girl who , last night, had
sex with some guy in magic fields cause she got horny and he
was there.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-09-27 08:24 [#00880549]
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Life just keeps getting better and better.


 

offline big from lsg on 2003-09-27 08:26 [#00880552]
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i'm afraid my weewee is wearing away sometimes. you know
from keeping it in my pants


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-27 08:31 [#00880557]
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lol , weewee.


 

offline uzim on 2003-09-27 08:31 [#00880559]
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lobster > i just wanted to say lobster. try and explain... i
don't know why myself °_°

anon > ...so, i'm not the only one! ^^
"magic fields"? what are they?


 

offline big from lsg on 2003-09-27 08:33 [#00880560]
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what do you call it than?


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-09-27 08:34 [#00880564]
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Purple helmet warrior.


 

offline big from lsg on 2003-09-27 08:37 [#00880567]
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cute :)


 


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