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magic fields , is in fact oly one field... and it's called magic cause you normally go in sober , or sane and come out drunk - or disturbed.quite fun really . |
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anon, you don't? craazy! How can you expect someone else to know how to give you optimum pleasure if you don't know yourself? And it's such a great way to de-stress..... |
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The de-stressing element has stopped working for me so I don't bother anymore. :( *entering major depression zone* woo :( |
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*comes with TonyFish* wooo hooo. =( |
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you poor thing. have a cup of tea, it's *nearly* as good. |
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:( <- smiley doesn't do it justice |
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yes, tea is good. |
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Is there a way to combine tea and masturbation that doesn't involve burns from spilled hot liquid? I mean there's bound to be some spilled WARM liquid one way or the other but anyhoo. |
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not as good as sodomizing your neighbours labrador tho! |
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post @ uzim fleetmouse: yeah you have to wear one of those baseball caps with a beer can holder and a tube to your mouth (.. if you knowwhot i mean..) |
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Haha brilliant! Now I can feed my stamina with caffeine, sugar and cream for a real wankathon. |
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you could buy one of those hats that holds 2 cans of beer and have tubes that go into your mouth. fill it with tea, and the rest is up to you.... |
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damn JAroen got there first. Great minds and all that.... grrrrr..... |
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fleetmouse > try taking a sirynge, fill it up with tea and inject it into your genitalia? |
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coz that wouldn't hurt at all! ahem. |
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ah well... i didn't say it wouldn't hurt... : ) |
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insert gelatine sheets in cup of hot tea, let the tea cool down and the gelatine get gelly and hard, inert dick into cup (you might want to look for other things that are somewhat bigger...) voila, vaginalike thing with tea scent |
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mm that was disturbing kinda reminds me of the fleshlight thingey someone posted here once |
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Depends how horny I get. mostly bout every two or three daysx |
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>:O |
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Anybody have any experience with prostate stimulation? Anyone got the guts to stick their fingers up their butts and double their orgasm's power? |
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Sure! Give it a try! You'll enjoy it! read an anatomy book first, cos I don't want you to stimulate your liver. |
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bump bump |
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"read an anatomy book first, cos I don't want you to stimulate your liver." lol ^^ |
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expert cock twiddlers ... everything i have to say. |
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i just keep a cup in the windowsill to take a sip out of everry now and then. it worrks forr me. |
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Prostate stimulation is harder to achieve than it should be. |
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i know a new way - its call " alien" who wants to know how it is like " alien " ? |
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I like sex with my girlfriend, but I also like masturbation everyday |
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shoot |
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you must sit on your hand ( left or right - whatever ) and wait until you will not feel it . Then you take this unfeeled hand and you're putting your cock in it , and you move this hand by the other simple as baseball hat construction |
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once i've seen guy who was taking blowjob from himself - bastard was like made from rubber |
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on 'gone in 60 seconds' a guy describes the same thing cept he calls it 'the starnger' i think. it was almost an original idea... |
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probably its the same - i heard about it from guy who found this on net somewhere , there is page about funny ways of wanking - some are just for fun , some not. maybe we should find it ? |
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http://www.jackinworld.com/ |
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Never!? Sort of dissapointing for my imagination there.... |
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I do it everyday, I've grown to love it. I cant be naked without doing it and if I miss the oppetunity while showing I do it in my bed. I love it, and so does my woohaaa :P :D |
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:D that makes me happy to know. forr some rreason. wow i'm a loserr. |
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Hoo boy... |
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:D I may be to honest here. I love touching my woohaaaa-so soft :P haha |
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Presley_Anus, we're both lamers. But youre color than I. |
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once i've seen guy who was taking blowjob from himself didnt see it like that yet, makes it seem more romantic then giving it to yourself love thyself |
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i find it difficult to come in the shower |
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try harder "masturbation saved my life" therapy? |
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i don't even trry |
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