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offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-25 12:53 [#00878190]
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Pro - Feels good

Con - Sticky penis afterwards


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2003-09-25 12:54 [#00878193]
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haha!!

you cad you!


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2003-09-25 12:55 [#00878195]
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haha!!

you cad you!


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-09-25 12:55 [#00878198]
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haha!!

you cad you!

oh noooooo!


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-09-25 12:56 [#00878200]
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yeah i would have to say the stickyness afterwards :(


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2003-09-25 12:56 [#00878201]
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Pro - makes babies
Con - makes babies


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-09-25 13:01 [#00878212]
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pro - sex

con - fuckwagons :]


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2003-09-25 13:03 [#00878221]
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pro - what I shag

con - what the bitch charges me


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-09-25 13:05 [#00878227]
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pro - sticky penis

con - hurts when i pee, strange blisters, embarrasing
videos.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-09-25 13:06 [#00878231]
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what is the worrld coming to. barry white i expect. but
still what is happening arround herre.


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2003-09-25 13:07 [#00878233]
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pros - pretty obvious
cons - takes up too much of my thoughts


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-09-25 13:08 [#00878237]
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pros - spadge

cons - spadge on your trousers


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2003-09-25 13:40 [#00878248]
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pro - feels good, ultimate physical connection with your gf

con- lots of hard work depdending on the position...messy...


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-09-25 13:45 [#00878252]
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HEY WHERRE IS MY POST


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-09-25 13:49 [#00878256]
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o it is herre

http://xltronic.com/mb/topic.php3?topic=45802&start=0&seekw
rd=&seekrel=&idxstart=0

in the wrrong thrread... :)


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-25 14:20 [#00878294]
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pros - pros

cons - pimps


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2003-09-25 14:40 [#00878322]
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I have no sex, so I dunno.....kekek, however the lack makes
me depressive....I think a lot about sex & girls throughout
the day.....


 

offline Jaysuz Jones from Wasaga Beach (Canada) on 2003-09-25 14:45 [#00878328]
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Pro - satisfying

Con - it doesn't last forever...


 

offline Crovax from S'toon (Canada) on 2003-09-25 15:12 [#00878379]
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that's it right there


 

offline uzim on 2003-09-25 15:37 [#00878452]
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pro - quite obvious, isn't it? =P

cons - needs another person (except for masturbation)... so
not really for ugly and shy people... makes dirty things to
wash afterwards... can get AIDS or other STDs... can get
babies too... or else must use condoms and contraceptives...
also not always that pleasurable i guess (because of
taste/pain/etc.)... also rapists (wouldn't exist if there
wasn't any sex)... not to mention, loss of dignity and abuse
in some cases (pornography)... also, genital organs, male or
female, are pretty ugly... there is also nocturnal
ejaculations for men, but which is nothing compared to
period for women i guess (and if there wasn't that sex thing
it wouldn't happen)...


 

offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2003-09-25 15:42 [#00878473]
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Pros - It's awesome!
Cons - I hardly get any!


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-09-25 16:16 [#00878496]
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i dont find anything "ugly" about the female body. Including
genitals.


 

offline Asche XL on 2003-09-25 16:18 [#00878498]
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Pro - obvious
Con- expensive ( 3 condoms a day cost alot of money when u
add it up), stds, pregnancy, takes up too much thought


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-09-25 16:19 [#00878500]
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pussys arre not ugly. unless it is just an ugly pussy.


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-09-25 16:22 [#00878503]
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so you have sex 21 times a week?


 

offline uzim on 2003-09-25 16:24 [#00878507]
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well, it depends, i guess, i haven't seen many anyway : )


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-09-25 16:24 [#00878508]
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you dont watch porn?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-09-25 16:25 [#00878510]
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whateverr you man whorre.


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-09-25 16:25 [#00878511]
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*well, I guess not... if you think its gross...

wouldnt be too much pleasure for you...


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-09-25 16:28 [#00878515]
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not always that pleasurable i guess (because of
taste

explain?


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-09-25 16:29 [#00878516]
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ok, heres a con:

Having to attempt to stay awake after sex, so your woman
doesnt get mad at you.

But its just so damn hard! You r so exhausted afterwards


 

offline atgmartin from DeathMallMegaComplexville (United States) on 2003-09-25 16:33 [#00878518]
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Cons - Condoms.


 

offline uzim on 2003-09-25 16:35 [#00878522]
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Anus_Presley > fellatio?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-09-25 16:40 [#00878525]
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the smells and tastes etc.. etc.. of someone of the opposite
sex arre all parrt of the attrraction.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-09-25 16:45 [#00878528]
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Pros - About £20 on Forest Road

Cons - Doms.


 

offline uzim on 2003-09-25 16:45 [#00878529]
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i guess so...


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-25 16:45 [#00878530]
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Cons - Making a cummy mess

Pros - Making a cummy mess


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-09-25 16:57 [#00878544]
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Pros - it's funny

Cons - it is responsible for series like "Sex And The City"


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-09-25 17:08 [#00878553]
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"Cons - it is responsible for series like "Sex And The
City""

you mean cos producers of that series came out of their
parents having sex?



 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-09-25 17:09 [#00878556]
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cons - it doesnt happen often
pros - it doesnt happen often


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2003-09-25 17:10 [#00878559]
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ya know. I`m still on a quest to find a laydee that`ll let
me shoot my messy goo all over her face.

The quest continues!

haha!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-09-25 17:12 [#00878561]
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what? you ask permition?


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2003-09-25 17:16 [#00878565]
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Well i`m a sensitive caring sort.

nahh. believe me i have tried but have thus far only
accomplished the midrift region. Though I did eject my troop
of white soldiers in my ladyfriends mouth a few times, but
her enemy forces defeated them and propelled them outwards
to a life of certain peril. :D

ah, the life of a born romantic....


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-25 17:18 [#00878568]
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pro: sex rules
con: i just cant recharge fast enough. DAMNIT


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2003-09-25 17:19 [#00878570]
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I know what you mean. You wanna make a call but the battery
is flat!

PS. She`s better lookin than that Funhouse freakoid


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-09-25 17:20 [#00878571]
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haha, i was kidding there, you filthy...you

but then again, i heard some girls like that...mmm that
would be ok then, common pleasure

stay romantic


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-09-25 17:20 [#00878572]
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what are these sex rules you speak of?


 

offline uzim on 2003-09-25 17:21 [#00878573]
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i can imagine... ^^

"hello, lady, can you please let me shoot my messy goo all
over your face?"


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-09-25 17:25 [#00878575]
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you mean, like they will love it when you say:

"hello, lady, can I slip my penis into your moist vagina?'


 

offline uzim on 2003-09-25 17:29 [#00878577]
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eh?

it was a follow-up to:

"mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2003-09-26 01:10
[#00878559]
Points: 1657 Status: Addict
ya know. I`m still on a quest to find a laydee that`ll let

me shoot my messy goo all over her face.

The quest continues!

haha!"


of course no one would say such a thing.

or...
well, some would, nevermind. but not me.


 


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