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offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-25 12:15 [#00878154]
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Q: What do you call a pair of Siamese twins each with a
shoe on their head?

A: Clarks



 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-09-25 12:16 [#00878156]
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I will be the first to reply to this thread.


 

offline Rambling Madman from the future (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-25 12:23 [#00878163]
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Conratulationss on completing your mission


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2003-09-25 12:51 [#00878182]
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I love this thread!!!! I'm afraid I will ruin it by posting
in it. Oh well. pretend i didnt.


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-09-25 12:52 [#00878187]
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if the Siamese twins name was chris, what would their full
name be?


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2003-09-25 12:53 [#00878189]
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that's easy! mary higgins clark.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-09-25 13:46 [#00878254]
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idontgetit


 

offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-25 15:16 [#00878386]
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Either do I.


 

offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-25 15:17 [#00878387]
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There is a well-known shoe shop in England called Clarks.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-09-25 15:18 [#00878389]
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ace


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-09-25 15:20 [#00878395]
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you call them names i expect.


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-09-25 15:23 [#00878401]
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would any of us know if Teeth was posting drunk or not? how
could you tell?

please explain


 

offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-25 15:23 [#00878403]
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Or ask them both why they have shoes on their head.

It would be far more fashionable to wear a sombrero or
skullcap.



 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-09-25 15:24 [#00878408]
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he would make sense.


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-09-25 15:24 [#00878410]
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A: "oh, such a cute pair!!"

heh i couldn't think of a better one.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2003-09-25 16:57 [#00878545]
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shoes? i wear shoes sometimes... they make me hot!


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-25 17:42 [#00878588]
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What's the best thing about sex with twenty two year olds?

There's twenty of them!


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-09-25 17:50 [#00878609]
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You're a sick puppy, but we love you. :P


 

offline xceque on 2003-09-25 17:52 [#00878616]
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haha! first joke to make me laugh out loud in ages


 

offline uzim on 2003-09-25 18:09 [#00878641]
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i will not be the first to reply to this thread.


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-09-25 18:10 [#00878642]
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I still don't get the first one


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-09-25 18:11 [#00878644]
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Now that was funny.


 


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