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hah! i gotta get me one of those.... |
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I can't believe it.. no one else who find this gadget amusing? |
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HAHAHAHA ! As if ! That thing looks like it would rip of a person cock for sure ! |
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HAHAHAHA ! As if ! That thing looks like it would rip of a person cock for sure ! |
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jack off buddy is not your friend |
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ehhh looks kinda cartoonish... creepy. |
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Personal milking machine? |
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love how the instruction shows a man wearing underpants. cover up the genitalia - we might offend the buyer of this sex toy!! |
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Yeah needs to be more realistic - dirt under the nails, prison tattoos on the knuckles. |
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Bahahaha! eep! |
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hahaha that is funny. |
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how could you ever take yourself seriously if you feel compelled to use a toy as opposed to your hand to whack off? jeebus |
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I dont need a robotic hand to masturbate, damnit! |
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yeah I wouldnt let that thing mear my tackle. |
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not EVERYONE is fortunate enough to have working hands. |
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i won't be happy till theres some sort of hello kitty blowjob machine |
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^ now THAT is a good reply. That's some DAMN good thinking right there, do you wanna email the hello kitty corp or do you want me to? Well either that or a hello kitty penis carwash kind of thing. |
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plus you can absolutely not hide it! it's gigantic |
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cool man, you must have lots of porn, haha, o wait: you do |
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I'd get one just for the novelty of it. I can't look at the picture as I'm at work. But it'd be fun having it sit on the side. Maybe. |
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the funniest thing is that it's a japanese toy! |
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yes, just put it under your desk, nobody will notice :) |
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what else.. |
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looks kinda nice |
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fucking hilarious. and nigel - that hello kitty idea, genius. and not to mention the clever idea of the Penis Carwash by od_step - fucking brilliant! best. thread. ever. |
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it's not really that comfortable. |
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Now I REALLY want one :P *starts panting* |
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don't we all :) |
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I just want a penis carwash now. Hey speaking of which I read there's a blowjob method where the girl drinks something fizzy like coke and then gives head. I really really want to know what this feels like. One week to go and then I can see if I can talk my gf into it hehehehehehehehheehhe |
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Y E S ! Y E S ! Y E S ! Y E S ! |
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It's alright. Ice is better. |
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Good Clean Fun! |
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no way - I hate cold blowjobs! blowjobs should be hot/warm and sloppy, hehe |
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in summer here it gets daaaaamn hot and I generate a lot of heat anyways so I'd love a way to cool down. hahah no shit that's a good way to get steam coming out of her ears! |
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ehehe |
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That is so grotesque. Someone creates it, someone buys it. Theres a whole world out there, that i know nothing about. Someone out there mentioned that it was strange that he has underpants on, on the demonstration picture... thats because everything else is illegal in japan! even in porn! but you can ax yourself, is it more degenerating to see a cock, or an apparatus this bizare??? I love Japan. |
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my ex girlfriend had a hello kitty vibrator but i guess it broke |
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Some people are just lazy |
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reviews yet? |
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Who would have the balls to try it on!?!? (No pun intended) |
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*brrrrr* |
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(cum intended) |
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"hello kitty penis carwash" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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