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Who here is actually a twin?
 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-24 06:00 [#00876075]
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Seeing as it's still an Aphex Twin board I'm wondering if
anyone here is a twin and if they're part of identical
twins.

I'm not.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-09-24 06:01 [#00876077]
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my wife is a twin.


 

offline Aphexisatwin from your mom's room (United States) on 2003-09-24 06:01 [#00876078]
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my twin is 7 in long, and likes girls a LOT.... no wait.....
that's my brain....


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-24 06:02 [#00876079]
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Are they identical? Have you ever mistakenly gone to kiss
one and then realised you were making an error?


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-09-24 06:03 [#00876080]
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My younger sisters are identicle twins.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-24 06:05 [#00876081]
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You have younger sisters...........? ;)


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2003-09-24 06:05 [#00876082]
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i'm in love with a twin....who doesn't love me


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-09-24 06:09 [#00876090]
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my ex gf is a twin



 

offline nacmat on 2003-09-24 06:11 [#00876091]
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I have to twin kidneys


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-09-24 06:17 [#00876095]
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Yes, yes! :P


 

offline Binaural Tea from Christmas City (Christmas Island) on 2003-09-24 06:30 [#00876104]
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i have a younger brother who i believe has no twin(s).


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-09-24 06:30 [#00876105]
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Jand is a twin, but not an identical one.


 

offline Candace from Winnipeg (Canada) on 2003-09-24 06:37 [#00876108]
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cow cud


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-09-24 06:43 [#00876117]
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welcome to teh board candance!


 

offline Candace from Winnipeg (Canada) on 2003-09-24 06:44 [#00876119]
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thank you


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-09-24 07:37 [#00876201]
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I'm a twin... (I've got a twinsister)


 

offline polygon_ring from somewhere else on 2003-09-24 07:40 [#00876202]
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i'm gemini. does this count?


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-09-24 07:40 [#00876203]
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I'm also a gemini.
But no, that fact is not what matters here.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-24 08:23 [#00876246]
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Interesting...


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-24 09:28 [#00876306]
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my mother is a twin


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2003-09-24 09:37 [#00876317]
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my twin is three twins. They're also queens and kings in
africa. And one of them lives in the future.


 

offline nacmat on 2003-09-24 10:19 [#00876372]
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impossible... I am in the future and nothing else is here...
I would have seen him/her


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-09-24 10:22 [#00876377]
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i'm not. hope that helps.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-09-24 10:40 [#00876399]
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I think identical twins are freaky, scary things. I can't
even FATHOM seeing someone that looks exactly like me all
the time.

So no, I'm not. I killed my twin.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-09-24 10:53 [#00876429]
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oh come off it, its not like its every bloke's wet dream to
have idenitcal lesbo twins (or something like that)


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-09-24 10:55 [#00876434]
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Well I'd still be creeped out... but I'd grudgingly have sex
with them.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-09-24 11:02 [#00876452]
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I could never fuck two people who are related to eachother
at the same time...
It would feel too weird. *ugh*


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-24 12:04 [#00876570]
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your dad didnt think that about your mom and her sister...

hahaha...

... i kill me...


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-09-24 12:05 [#00876575]
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that wasn't even funny.
sorry. I didn't laugh at your joke,
try harder next time. :)


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-24 12:07 [#00876580]
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i do
i try so hard
i sit up all night for hours thinking of jokes
nothing
my life is meaningless
i must go now
i must go
i must...
i have no purpose
i must go
and eat my sausages.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-09-24 12:09 [#00876584]
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with that attittude,
you will have no chance of winning the Chris Clark
competition.
And you do want that, don't you?


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-09-24 12:10 [#00876588]
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Dude, haven't you heard? Incest is the best! You've been
brainwashed by our prude society.


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-24 12:11 [#00876591]
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haha
that made me laugh out loud

good job that man

i need to take notes from you

will you do a lecture at my college?


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-24 12:12 [#00876593]
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chris ... BARK hahahahahahahahaha

like doggy...

... i need more time...


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-09-24 12:13 [#00876597]
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Nah... just print out my post history and hand it out to the
class or something.


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-24 12:22 [#00876606]
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ok here goes...

little jimmy wakes up on christmas morning, he runs
downstairs and dives for the christmas presents. There under
the tree, sits a huge wrapped present.
"can i open it mommy can i can i?"
he yelped excitedly.
"of course you can my dear" his mother lovingly replies.
so he opens it, and finds... a large inflated orange
ball...
He smiles on the outside, but feels pretty pissed off on the
inside. Knowing his mother is a single parent and poor, he
says 'thankyou mommy this is the best christmas ever!"
Later that day, he phones his best mate Kevin.
"Kevin, what did you get for christmas?" he asks
enthusiastically.
"Oh man, i got a remote control car!"
"wow!, thats awesome. Anything else?"
"yeah man, i also got a whole new wardrobe of clothes, and
20 CDs!"
"Jesus Christ man, anything else?!"
"yeah dude, two tickets to Michael Jackson in L.A !!! "
at this point little Jimmy started to get more than a little
jealous.
"what did you get Jimmy?" Kevin asks
"fuck all, a crappy orange ball. My christmas was shit
compared to yours dude, "
"sorry to hear that jimmy"
"yeah sorry my ass. Kevin you're such a lucky fucking
bastard. Wish I had aids too".


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-09-24 12:23 [#00876607]
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i saw a 26 mixes for cash posterr today.


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2003-09-24 12:38 [#00876631]
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:D yummy


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-09-24 16:40 [#00877055]
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i'd bang the olsens

it's ok i'm only 18


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-09-24 16:45 [#00877063]
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I got into a fight with twins once.
They looked liked Moomins and they werre starring at me so I
said 'fuck off you Moomins' and it all kicked off. It
turrned out people had taken the piss out of them at
school... because they looked like Moomins.


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offline Anus_Presley on 2003-09-24 16:49 [#00877073]
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Man I could, it would be the best.


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-09-24 16:59 [#00877094]
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i'm not, but my neighbors are.


 

offline Lemonman from United States on 2003-09-24 17:29 [#00877128]
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Uhhh... *no comment*


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-09-24 17:32 [#00877131]
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you fucking twin freak


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2003-09-25 04:32 [#00877687]
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mmm... olsen twins... but i'd have to have some maple syrup,
though. I luv maple syrup! I can eat it with
ANY-FUCKING-THING! You should try it in hot chocolate, and
on fish!


 

offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-25 06:35 [#00877777]
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Yep, I'm a Twin...and even spookier, she's called Julie
Andrews....Vintage 1969...

It's a running joke in the family that she got the looks & I
got the brains...You'd never guess we were twins as we
look/act very different...

My girlfs a twin as well, altho her twin was born
still-born....


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-09-25 07:04 [#00877797]
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I'm an only child =oD


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-09-25 07:30 [#00877806]
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Many twins.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-25 08:13 [#00877863]
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More than I thought. I actually can't remember why I started
this thread.


 


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