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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-24 06:00 [#00876075]
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Seeing as it's still an Aphex Twin board I'm wondering if anyone here is a twin and if they're part of identical twins.
I'm not.
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2003-09-24 06:01 [#00876077]
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my wife is a twin.
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Aphexisatwin
from your mom's room (United States) on 2003-09-24 06:01 [#00876078]
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my twin is 7 in long, and likes girls a LOT.... no wait..... that's my brain....
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-24 06:02 [#00876079]
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Are they identical? Have you ever mistakenly gone to kiss one and then realised you were making an error?
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princo
from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-09-24 06:03 [#00876080]
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My younger sisters are identicle twins.
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-24 06:05 [#00876081]
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You have younger sisters...........? ;)
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FlyAgaric
from the discovery (Africa) on 2003-09-24 06:05 [#00876082]
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i'm in love with a twin....who doesn't love me
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2003-09-24 06:09 [#00876090]
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my ex gf is a twin
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nacmat
on 2003-09-24 06:11 [#00876091]
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I have to twin kidneys
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princo
from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-09-24 06:17 [#00876095]
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Yes, yes! :P
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Binaural Tea
from Christmas City (Christmas Island) on 2003-09-24 06:30 [#00876104]
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i have a younger brother who i believe has no twin(s).
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-09-24 06:30 [#00876105]
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Jand is a twin, but not an identical one.
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Candace
from Winnipeg (Canada) on 2003-09-24 06:37 [#00876108]
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cow cud
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2003-09-24 06:43 [#00876117]
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welcome to teh board candance!
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Candace
from Winnipeg (Canada) on 2003-09-24 06:44 [#00876119]
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thank you
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Key_Secret
from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-09-24 07:37 [#00876201]
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I'm a twin... (I've got a twinsister)
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polygon_ring
from somewhere else on 2003-09-24 07:40 [#00876202]
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i'm gemini. does this count?
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Key_Secret
from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-09-24 07:40 [#00876203]
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I'm also a gemini. But no, that fact is not what matters here.
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-24 08:23 [#00876246]
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Interesting...
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aphextriplet
from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-24 09:28 [#00876306]
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my mother is a twin
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2003-09-24 09:37 [#00876317]
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my twin is three twins. They're also queens and kings in africa. And one of them lives in the future.
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nacmat
on 2003-09-24 10:19 [#00876372]
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impossible... I am in the future and nothing else is here... I would have seen him/her
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2003-09-24 10:22 [#00876377]
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i'm not. hope that helps.
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-09-24 10:40 [#00876399]
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I think identical twins are freaky, scary things. I can't even FATHOM seeing someone that looks exactly like me all the time.
So no, I'm not. I killed my twin.
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2003-09-24 10:53 [#00876429]
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oh come off it, its not like its every bloke's wet dream to have idenitcal lesbo twins (or something like that)
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-09-24 10:55 [#00876434]
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Well I'd still be creeped out... but I'd grudgingly have sex with them.
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Key_Secret
from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-09-24 11:02 [#00876452]
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I could never fuck two people who are related to eachother at the same time...
It would feel too weird. *ugh*
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aphextriplet
from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-24 12:04 [#00876570]
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your dad didnt think that about your mom and her sister...
hahaha...
... i kill me...
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Key_Secret
from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-09-24 12:05 [#00876575]
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that wasn't even funny. sorry. I didn't laugh at your joke, try harder next time. :)
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aphextriplet
from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-24 12:07 [#00876580]
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i do i try so hard i sit up all night for hours thinking of jokes nothing my life is meaningless i must go now i must go i must... i have no purpose i must go and eat my sausages.
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Key_Secret
from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-09-24 12:09 [#00876584]
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with that attittude, you will have no chance of winning the Chris Clark competition.
And you do want that, don't you?
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-09-24 12:10 [#00876588]
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Dude, haven't you heard? Incest is the best! You've been brainwashed by our prude society.
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aphextriplet
from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-24 12:11 [#00876591]
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haha that made me laugh out loud
good job that man
i need to take notes from you
will you do a lecture at my college?
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aphextriplet
from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-24 12:12 [#00876593]
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chris ... BARK hahahahahahahahaha
like doggy...
... i need more time...
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-09-24 12:13 [#00876597]
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Nah... just print out my post history and hand it out to the class or something.
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aphextriplet
from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-24 12:22 [#00876606]
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ok here goes...
little jimmy wakes up on christmas morning, he runs downstairs and dives for the christmas presents. There under the tree, sits a huge wrapped present.
"can i open it mommy can i can i?" he yelped excitedly. "of course you can my dear" his mother lovingly replies. so he opens it, and finds... a large inflated orange ball...
He smiles on the outside, but feels pretty pissed off on the inside. Knowing his mother is a single parent and poor, he says 'thankyou mommy this is the best christmas ever!"
Later that day, he phones his best mate Kevin. "Kevin, what did you get for christmas?" he asks enthusiastically.
"Oh man, i got a remote control car!" "wow!, thats awesome. Anything else?" "yeah man, i also got a whole new wardrobe of clothes, and 20 CDs!"
"Jesus Christ man, anything else?!" "yeah dude, two tickets to Michael Jackson in L.A !!! " at this point little Jimmy started to get more than a little jealous.
"what did you get Jimmy?" Kevin asks "fuck all, a crappy orange ball. My christmas was shit compared to yours dude, "
"sorry to hear that jimmy" "yeah sorry my ass. Kevin you're such a lucky fucking bastard. Wish I had aids too".
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-09-24 12:23 [#00876607]
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i saw a 26 mixes for cash posterr today.
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afxNUMB
from So.Flo on 2003-09-24 12:38 [#00876631]
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:D yummy
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-09-24 16:40 [#00877055]
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i'd bang the olsens
it's ok i'm only 18
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-09-24 16:45 [#00877063]
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I got into a fight with twins once. They looked liked Moomins and they werre starring at me so I said 'fuck off you Moomins' and it all kicked off. It turrned out people had taken the piss out of them at school... because they looked like Moomins.
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-09-24 16:49 [#00877073]
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Man I could, it would be the best.
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pachi
from yo momma (United States) on 2003-09-24 16:59 [#00877094]
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i'm not, but my neighbors are.
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Lemonman
from United States on 2003-09-24 17:29 [#00877128]
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Uhhh... *no comment*
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-09-24 17:32 [#00877131]
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you fucking twin freak
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2003-09-25 04:32 [#00877687]
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mmm... olsen twins... but i'd have to have some maple syrup, though. I luv maple syrup! I can eat it with ANY-FUCKING-THING! You should try it in hot chocolate, and on fish!
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jand
from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-25 06:35 [#00877777]
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Yep, I'm a Twin...and even spookier, she's called Julie Andrews....Vintage 1969...
It's a running joke in the family that she got the looks & I got the brains...You'd never guess we were twins as we look/act very different...
My girlfs a twin as well, altho her twin was born still-born....
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pOgO
from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-09-25 07:04 [#00877797]
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I'm an only child =oD
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-09-25 07:30 [#00877806]
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Many twins.
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-25 08:13 [#00877863]
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More than I thought. I actually can't remember why I started this thread.
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