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offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-09-21 19:22 [#00872768]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



today (err, yesterday) i got a letter. says if i dont
register i may have to pay a fine of upto 250K dollars
and/or up to 5 years in jail.

i'm sending in my registration. but on the back of the
envelope i've written "Here I AM! ROCK YOU LIKE A
HURRICANE!" and taped on a print out of this picture.

sss.gov didn't work for me either


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2003-09-21 19:30 [#00872774]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



you're totally going on the wrong list


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-09-21 19:34 [#00872782]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



i'm totally going to boot camp or i will be the one chosen
to kill saddam with my bare hands


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2003-09-21 19:38 [#00872788]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



i got lucky and there were no real wars/threats during the
time i was 18-23. now i'm an old 25 y/o bastard who the
army doesn't really want anywho.

you young bucks are fux0red though. i suggest you
familiarize yourself with quantum particle accelerators, or
whatever kind of weapons it is that we use to rip people new
ones with nowadays.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-09-21 19:41 [#00872794]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



luckily i am fat and have a full college schedule

wait

no i don't like being fat


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-09-21 19:43 [#00872796]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker



what is this about? You have to join the army?



 

offline epohs from )C: on 2003-09-21 19:44 [#00872799]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



maybe you'll get lucky and cali will break off and sink into
the ocean before busch gets another hard on for blowing up
brown folk.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2003-09-21 19:51 [#00872805]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker | Followup to The_Funkmaster: #00872796



every male in the us has to sign up for the draft when they
turn 18. you're not really signing up for the army... just
putting your name in the pot.


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2003-09-21 19:59 [#00872814]
Points: 4904 Status: Regular



I had to send in my Selective service card a few years ago.
It sucks because you're not eligible for federal student aid
if you dont sign up.



 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-09-21 20:13 [#00872825]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



it's like "Hey government. Here's my name, address phone
number and social security number. Just incase you have some
kind of silly war and need to reach me."


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-09-21 20:44 [#00872860]
Points: 7210 Status: Lurker | Followup to roygbivcore: #00872825



i thought there was going to be draft for GWII.

I was like, oh hellllllllllll no!

seriously


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-09-21 20:45 [#00872864]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



you traitors better shut up


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-09-21 20:55 [#00872872]
Points: 7210 Status: Lurker | Followup to fleetmouse: #00872864



holy hell that shit is comic gold!


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-09-21 21:19 [#00872890]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker



that's so stupid... so basically you have to give your life
for the US if called upon... with no choice in the matter...
blah!


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2003-09-21 21:48 [#00872915]
Points: 3386 Status: Regular



If ye get called up, then just take a hammer to one of your
own kneecaps. It might be helluva sore but it sure beats
being unreasonably gunned to death.


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-09-21 21:54 [#00872918]
Points: 6326 Status: Lurker



but do we all seriously believe they're going to
re-institute the draft? i doubt it. they don't need masses
of fodder on the front lines. we have computers and big boom
things to take care of that kind of stuff now.

...and even if they do, you could just make like me and come
to canada. *shrugs*


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-09-21 22:01 [#00872924]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker | Followup to ambsace: #00872918



Failure to capitalize the C in Canada, that's a paddlin'


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-09-21 22:03 [#00872925]
Points: 6326 Status: Lurker



c eh? n eh? d eh?

yar har har harrrr.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-09-21 22:07 [#00872926]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



"Here's your deserter Mister Bush"


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-09-21 22:20 [#00872927]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



oh shit now i'm putting that "thanks folks!" one on the back
of the envelope


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-09-21 22:36 [#00872928]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



i also added "p.s. i don't appreciate being
threatened/bullied into joining your hate club"


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-09-21 22:41 [#00872930]
Points: 8984 Status: Lurker



i hadda do that crap too.

don't worry. even though you're required to sign up, it
doesn't mean you get drafted.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-09-21 22:46 [#00872931]
Points: 10965 Status: Regular



two words you should remember:

"i'm gay"


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-09-21 22:49 [#00872932]
Points: 6326 Status: Lurker | Followup to evolume: #00872931



mr. evolume...i had no idea...


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-09-22 00:32 [#00872949]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to ambsace: #00872932



draft 7.30?


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-09-22 01:27 [#00872959]
Points: 6326 Status: Lurker | Followup to qrter: #00872949



my avatar? er...no...actually i made it myself in ms paint,
and i didn't think it looked anything at all like the draft
artwork. *shrugs*


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2003-09-22 06:55 [#00873192]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



yeah, if any war get's so big that they feel the need to
reinstitute the draft, we're probably all goners anyway,
what with all the big guns now. they'll be bustin' out the
nookies.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-09-22 07:11 [#00873198]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



we get to do it? AWESOME


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2003-09-22 07:12 [#00873199]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



nigel set us up the bomb.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-09-22 21:23 [#00874227]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



EAT IT


 

offline Duble0Syx from Columbus, OH (United States) on 2003-09-22 23:53 [#00874352]
Points: 3436 Status: Lurker | Followup to roygbivcore: #00874227



You'll be watched by the government or detianed for being a
possible terrorist. I'd reconsider sending that.


 

offline DeadEight from vancouver (Canada) on 2003-09-23 00:02 [#00874356]
Points: 5437 Status: Regular



they don't need the draft... there will always be more than
enough angry reactionist morons to go to war for them...
furthermore, the unemployment rate will always be high
enough that some people will do it out of desperation...


 


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