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today (err, yesterday) i got a letter. says if i dont register i may have to pay a fine of upto 250K dollars and/or up to 5 years in jail. i'm sending in my registration. but on the back of the envelope i've written "Here I AM! ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!" and taped on a print out of . sss.gov didn't work for me either |
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you're totally going on the wrong list |
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i'm totally going to boot camp or i will be the one chosen to kill saddam with my bare hands |
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i got lucky and there were no real wars/threats during the time i was 18-23. now i'm an old 25 y/o bastard who the army doesn't really want anywho. you young bucks are fux0red though. i suggest you familiarize yourself with quantum particle accelerators, or whatever kind of weapons it is that we use to rip people new ones with nowadays. |
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luckily i am fat and have a full college schedule wait no i don't like being fat |
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what is this about? You have to join the army? |
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maybe you'll get lucky and cali will break off and sink into the ocean before busch gets another hard on for blowing up brown folk. |
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every male in the us has to sign up for the draft when they turn 18. you're not really signing up for the army... just putting your name in the pot. |
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I had to send in my Selective service card a few years ago. It sucks because you're not eligible for federal student aid if you dont sign up. |
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it's like "Hey government. Here's my name, address phone number and social security number. Just incase you have some kind of silly war and need to reach me." |
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i thought there was going to be draft for GWII. I was like, oh hellllllllllll no! seriously |
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you traitors better |
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holy hell that shit is comic gold! |
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that's so stupid... so basically you have to give your life for the US if called upon... with no choice in the matter... blah! |
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If ye get called up, then just take a hammer to one of your own kneecaps. It might be helluva sore but it sure beats being unreasonably gunned to death. |
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but do we all seriously believe they're going to re-institute the draft? i doubt it. they don't need masses of fodder on the front lines. we have computers and big boom things to take care of that kind of stuff now. ...and even if they do, you could just make like me and come to canada. *shrugs* |
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Failure to capitalize the C in Canada, that's a paddlin' |
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c eh? n eh? d eh? yar har har harrrr. |
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"Here's your deserter Mister Bush" |
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oh shit now i'm putting that "thanks folks!" one on the back of the envelope |
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i also added "p.s. i don't appreciate being threatened/bullied into joining your hate club" |
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i hadda do that crap too. don't worry. even though you're required to sign up, it doesn't mean you get drafted. |
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two words you should remember: "i'm gay" |
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mr. evolume...i had no idea... |
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draft 7.30? |
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my avatar? er...no...actually i made it myself in ms paint, and i didn't think it looked anything at all like the draft artwork. *shrugs* |
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yeah, if any war get's so big that they feel the need to reinstitute the draft, we're probably all goners anyway, what with all the big guns now. they'll be bustin' out the nookies. |
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we get to do it? AWESOME |
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nigel set us up the bomb. |
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EAT IT |
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You'll be watched by the government or detianed for being a possible terrorist. I'd reconsider sending that. |
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they don't need the draft... there will always be more than enough angry reactionist morons to go to war for them... furthermore, the unemployment rate will always be high enough that some people will do it out of desperation... |
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