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recent magazine survey, interviewed fifty bartenders and they were asked if they could identify a customers personality on what drinks they ordered. Although interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: WOMEN WHO DRINK: Drink: Beer. Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth. Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Cocktails or Blender drinks with umbrella. Personality: Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ass. Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy. Drink: Mixed drinks - no umbrellas eg; Scotch and dry Personality: Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants. Approach: If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink. . . Drink : Water Personality: Pretentious and is looking for a serious relationship. Approach : Don't. Drink: Wine - (bottled not 4 litre cask) Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated. Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation. Drink: Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff Ice, Lemon Ruskie, West Coast Cooler, etc Personality: Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated actually has absolutely no clue. Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... and you're in. Drink: Baileys. Personality: Annoying voice, bit of a tart. Approach: Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub. Drink: Shots and Slammers(Tequila, Vodka, Aftershock etc.) Personality: Hangs around with male work pals or looking to get drunk...and naked. Approach: Easiest hit in the pub. Nothing to do but wait. |
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IF MEN DRINK As always, very simple and clear cut ... Cider : He's probably under-aged and wants to get laid ... Cheap Domestic Beer : He's poor / student and wants to get laid. .. Premium Local Beer : He likes good beer and wants to get laid ... Bitter : He's old, he likes good beer and wants to get laid... Imported Beer : He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid... Guinness : The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another... Water : He just threw up and is trying to wash the taste out of his mouth and still wants to get laid ... Wine : He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a Sophisticated image and help him get laid ... Vodka or Brandy : Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf...Desperate to get laid ... Port : Thinks he's sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to get laid... Whisky : He doesn't give two $hits about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid ... Jack Daniels : Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about feminine activities(knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid ... Rum or Tequila : Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid... Bacardi Breezer, vodka cruiser, Smirnoff Ice, Lemon Ruskie, West Coast Cooler etc : He's gay (Blatantly) don't turn your back or pick up any dropped change. |
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what category do bartenders fit in? |
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I drink fruity wines... they kick ass. taste great. I like you pogo. you're too good for me. |
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I'm a Beer drinker, but I like all the others too ! (Apart from baileys, I only like that at xmas in an expresso) |
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Bacardi Breezer, vodka cruiser, Smirnoff Ice, Lemon Ruskie, West Coast Cooler etc : He's gay (Blatantly) don't turn your back or pick up any dropped change. I told you! |
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yeah but you said "BEER" in bottles too !! Thats not true ! |
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nice av btw |
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I usually drink botteled beer... tastes better than canned beer. Also... for other reasons :) |
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I drink: beer (mahou) whisky+cola whisky+soda rhon+cola rhon+lemon vodka+lemon vodka+orange wine tequila champagne (not from the champagne room though) any kind of liquor |
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Ha ha apparently I am (depending on the night) either: "The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another... " or "Vodka or Brandy : Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf...Desperate to get laid ... " |
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Premium Local Beer : He likes good beer and wants to get laid ... Wine : He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a Sophisticated image and help him get laid ... Whisky : He doesn't give two $hits about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid |
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"IF" men drink |
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come to the party |
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too shy/busy/old/drunked |
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bullshit/bullshit/bullshit/so will we be 8op come oooooooon !! |
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water: man is on drugs and needs to keep water levels up. |
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why complicate everything! I say keep it simple and understandable. hehe |
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Haha! This is cool Poggz! :D |
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What about girls that drink COLT45 ??? Yeah the girly part is pretty true. The guy one is a little off. |
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beer mostly for me the odd occasion i get double Rye and Ginger Ale. |
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i`m a beer man meself. can drink the occasional white wine if i am feeling rather Jane Goodyish |
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