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they don't live long but they're easy to take care of and they don't take up a lot of space. There's Otis, Friendly, Mango, Chop Chop, Nang, Edwina (the transsexual), Eric the half a sperm, Nappywappy, Jumpy, Cuddles, Fido, Boswell, Triangle, Patches, Puddles, Jub Jub, Groucho, Panda, Box-harp, Swirlin' Eddie, Reagan, Angel, Halfpipe, General Tao, and you have to name the rest. Pick a name that suits the personality please, and nothing mean that would cause low self esteem. |
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i have millions of them! |
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oh, btw BANZORED |
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he's asking you to name his sperm. |
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can one of them be called Alex, after me? and another one Dolly? and one called KurtLoder? |
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Droopy, Sgt. Sticky, and Chromy #21 (lets see who gets that one). |
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qrter: BANZORED |
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ThisIsntMusic: BANZORED |
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man oh man I cannot name a sperm after you remember what I said about the self esteem sperm are very fragile |
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Box-harp is the cutest |
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I call that one Corky. |
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low self esteem or low sperm count? |
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nlogax: BANZORED |
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what the FUCK is wrong with my name, Squidward!? GOD, Fleetmouse!! I have been disappointed in you before, BUT NEVER AS MUCH AS I AM NOW!! :( |
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roygbivcore: affirmative |
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what about moptop, cremdon, oswald, jessica, dr. cool, alberta, tito, heldegard, manny.. |
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while we're at it MrGerbik: BANZORED Sanguine: BANZORED tallyho: BANZORED Komakino: BANZORED andrew childers: BANZORED IronLung: BANZORED Amnesiac: BANZORED gnocelot: BANZORED scup_bucket: BANZORED Skrell: BANZORED korben dallas: BANZORED Spaced: BANZORED rongEnemy: BANZORED titsworth: BANZORED grm: BANZORED Ophecks: BANZORED KainiIndustries: BANZORED Zeus: BANZORED ChrisBarrick: BANZORED aron: BANZORED ChildrenTalking: BANZORED Dinosaur: BANZORED marlowe: BANZORED ...and 3 guests: BANZORED |
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dang you are more fragile than my sperm ok fine the little one with the hump can be Alex |
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*snif* mmokay.. |
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you're bunch of fragile spermcells making your way past the tonsils to an inevitable end |
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Didja see that Woody Allen movie where he was a reluctant sperm about to take the plunge? "What if he's just jerking off? What if he's gay?" |
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he is a reluctant sperm about to take the plunge. Infact, he's already plunged |
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O NOOOOS 1 |-|A\/3 b33N BANZ0R3D |
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I call the big one bitey |
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I KNEW someone was going to say that! |
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I KNEW someone was: BANZORED |
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roygbivcore J00 R S0 BANZORED OMGLOLZ kthxbi |
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i am not impressed |
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Tyrone, Imelda, Beezus, Laa Laa, Whiskers, Thufir Hawat, Charles, Old Bull, Hieronymus, Camille Paglia, Al Franken, Linus, Flopsy, Ace, Crusher, Mandingo, Hammerstein... |
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"Entire nations have flaked and crusted around my navel area" |
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pOgO =oD |
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ThisIsntMusic > you mean, for a trisomic spermatozoid? ' _ ' |
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i'd call them... Chrstpr, Klli, Xzkjm, Jla, Kplij, Bnaz, Lkih, Kiqz, Qiezs, Fqqrszt, Kqezzi, Ikqer, Kmrdsq, Kvdizs, Kewi, Gg, Xktzoqi, Nbutr... three of them only would fecondate eggs. Chrstpr would fecondate Iohe, Jla fecondate an egg called Ui, Gg one called Reoe. the others would die because they're defective or unlucky. |
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some people NEED to find a hobby |
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me too. |
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Maybe I should get one of those baby name books. |
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Jarworski: BANZORED p0g0: BANZORED uzim: BANZORED eXXailon: BANZORED |
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I should what to name my little swimmers. |
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how would yuou like me to BANZ0R you? |
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i am in control |
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In control of the sperm machine? ;) |
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no. |
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cannot be controlled is totally off the hook |
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what's with the sudden affinity for sperm, fleetmouse? :) |
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it's wot makes da world go round innit? |
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Sperm are produced in almost unbelievable numbers. The typical human male produces something on the order of 6 million sperm per gram of testicular tissue; a measly rat about three times that. The all time champion sperm machine is the pig testis; a boar cranks out about 23 million sperm per gram, for a total production of 16 billion sperm per day! |
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Dear Grandma Maggie: My husband is in the United States Army, and I am very proud of him. He works harder than most people I know, and when he comes home, nothing makes him happier than to rub my well over-filled belly and ask how my day was. I am confident he will be a great daddy! However, he recently received some disturbing news that he will be deployed overseas shortly after the baby is born. You can only imagine how much this tore him up. He will be going on a peace keeping mission and will not return for six months to a year. My question is how do I make him realize that it's better for him to be going now, rather than when the baby is getting to recognize faces and people? He thinks that the baby will not know who he is, and feels like he'll be missing some of the best moments in his child's life. Is there any way I can make him feel any better about this Sincerely, Shanna --- Dear Shanna, I don't have an answer for you, but I do know most US Army bases have brothels for service men. Your best advice is received from those who share your painful experiences and understand what you are going through. I would imagine that sexy letters and pictures will be an enormous help in keeping your husband and baby in touch. We all do the best we can and I thank you and your virile husband for what you contribute to the safety of our country. Kindest regards, Grandma Maggie |
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"I would imagine that sexy letters and pictures will be an enormous help in keeping your husband and baby in touch." That just ... wrong... |
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~o (. )( .) o~ 0wn3d!!!1 |
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