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1987 was when my experiments to establish a communication portal with God really began. That was the year I discovered by accident that God has been trying to communicate back to us through beef. It took me more than a decade to perfect the technique. Let me tell you, it was particularly irritating knowing that God was already trying, but inable, to contact anyone yet for our lack of the proper beef technology. I wondered what He had to tell us all. I eventually realized that beef jerky worked particularly well, and after several experiments realized that this was due to the larger surface area it has. So finally, in January 2001, the construction of the largest sheet beef jerky satellite in the world had been completed in my backyard! Still it was only capable of transmitting and recievine very minimal ammounts of information at an extremely slow pace. Well folks, The last bit of God's message has been recieved after 2 plus long years of recieving the message. In order to fit the limits of the technology He had to limit everything he wanted to say into only 4 letters. As soon as the last letter was recieved, the beef technology exploded from overheating. But I HAVE the message! I have it right here! I have everything that god wants to tell us economically packed into 4 english letters. God said "oops". I figured it would probably be "oops" after I had already recieved the "o" the other "o" and the "p", but it also could have been that He was so far mispelling "operation". The scientific community can't benefit from my speculation. For this reason I did not share my findings until the entire objective message was recieved. Thank you for your time, Professor w M w CEO beef jerky technology Inc. |
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I didn't read all of it but....... thank you god |
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"fuck your god" a perfect circle |
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but anyway, god is a matchstick. |
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god hates us all (slayer)? |
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i think "oops was supposed to be an acronym for: O-oops O-oops P-pork S-skin |
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i had an apple with face of jebus in it or it could have gone brown where i left it on the side for the day either way i think it apple technology that will help you organize the messages Dr Nob Smuggler Head surgeon at the apple heart foundation |
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we're all living in god's classiq track 'reality (satan is a faggy homo remix)'. i kinda like it so far... but, it's starting to drag a little bit here in the middle. |
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proof that God invented jerky |
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we are butts in god's ash tray. |
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we are corn in god's poop |
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well, let's give god lung cancer and an indigestion then!!! |
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well, if he doesnt exist, then you are all just shouting at the wall... like a bunch of children. and if he does, then you are all just shouting at the wall... like a bunch of children. |
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Had you considered that, perhaps, since it had been clear to you that God had been attempting communication for some time, that you caught just the tail end of a lengthy breakdown guide on how to proper cut up the amen break, and not to even bother with Fruityloops? |
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i'm not shouting at the wall, i'm just typing at no-one in particular. but of course, every literate wall is welcome to read me if (s)he wants. i don't know why a wall would want that, but... why not after all? *shrugs*. |
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stop eating my god.. |
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don't worry my dear, i'm vegetarian (except for shrimps). |
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what if it was painted green |
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shrimp is also my god! |
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I ATE A BOWL AND A HALF OF MIEL POPS TODAY so i am right. don't destroy my belief in miel pops. now i am gonna sleep because of the tyranny of the world. gute nacht!! =) *waves tentacles* |
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God told me to use FruityLoops, so that's what i'm doing now. |
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hmm, yogurt, yogurt on my head. |
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we are drool on god's bib. |
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you're scary with thoughts like that.... |
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You have some of the most far out and cool ideas, man! (w M w) |
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god is in the pot.... Akkad |
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i read the first two lines... then i made this post. |
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i have what you call a God spelled backwards. |
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oh yeah me & God talked the other day. i'munna go up to his place some time. he's got a few angels runnin the place. |
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inable is not a word enable and unable are |
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well i looked it up and it's an old english word that means enable. we were both wrong |
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