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is officially on September 19th.....and so to get ye all started see what has to say! |
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everyone should know these!! =0) Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day (We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show is "dark" the week of Sept. 19.) 10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly? 9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm? 8. Come on up and see me urchins. 7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you. 6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon. 5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole? 4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder? 3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free. 2. Well blow me down? And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is … 1. Prepare to be boarded. Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't) They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big. You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing? Wanna shiver me timbers? I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted. Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day. That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on. Let's get together and haul some keel. That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there. |
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didn't you post this already |
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yarrrrrrr |
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Great - the myth of Pirates hijacked and turned into cheap pick-up lines - just what the world needs |
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goonies! "heyyyy youuuu guuuuys!" |
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I just watched that last night "Kids Suck." |
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GOONIES NEVER DIE! |
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ugh I used to love The Goonies - hated it when I watched it again a few months back. all those screechy little voices.. especially that fat kid. damn. SHUT UP!! |
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ditto |
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my life is now complete |
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your cat is nice. |
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why thank you sir :) |
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"I was just trying to delete myself...no...to dictate myself" "That's 'delude' yourself, dummy" "That's what I said" |
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"That's my mom's most favourite piece!" "You wouldn't be here if it wasn't!" |
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