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severly awake n sleep dept can hardly type. but thereissome point. in a funny mood so i'm postin some jokes...feel free to add... whats a didlo farmers worst nightmare? squatters. two men walk into a a bar one goes "FFFFFAAArKK!" the other says "i didn't see that either". whats the difference between a nun in the church and a nun in the bath? one has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole. |
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i dunno who posted this, but here it goes: -have you heard come to daddy (olympic 88 mix)? -no whats that? -"i want your seoul, i will eat your seoul" :/ |
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What's the difference between Justin Timberlake and Jack the ripper? One tops the charts, the other chops the tarts. |
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haha! |
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from someone else on this board (sorry for nicking your material...) "There's an Englishman, Irishman & Scotsman all talking about their teenage daughters. The Englishman says "I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day and I found a packet of cigarettes. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she smokes". The Scotsman says "That's nothing. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I came across a half full bottle of Vodka. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she drank." With that the Irishman says "Both of you have got nothing to worry about. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I found packet of condoms. I was really shocked. I didn't even know she had a cock." |
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nice one fleetmouse i like heehee ok i lil long one patientxhs a gaenokoligist is gettin sick of looking at bits all day and decides to enroll himself in a course he's been meaning to do for a long time. a mechanics course. He's flyin along, doin really well when the class recieves their final assignment. To strip down a car and build it back up again. The class does there assignment and the next day the teacher is handing out the marks and our gyno friend gets his marks back and stumped says to the teacher. "150 out of 100, that can't be right, there must be some mistake". The teachers says "No. I gove you 50 points for stripping down the car, 50 points for building it back up again and 50 points for doing it all through the exhaust pipe". |
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haha |
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my dad made this one up: Q. why dont jewish people keep pets A. becasue they have to feed them :( / :) |
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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? 2; one to change it and one to suck my cock. |
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i laughed soo hard at that atgmartin |
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Glad I could be of help. |
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A man comes in late at work. His boss asks what happened. He answers "my mother in law tripped out on the bathroom, her head opened up and blood was everywhere Boss says: Jesus, what did you do then? Man says: Well fortunately, i found out i could shave out in the kitchen sink instead.... |
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these two guys work at an office buiding and there is this incredibly hot chick that works there too. they always talk about asking her out and one day guy #1 says "i'm gonna do it." so he does, she says yes, and they set up a date for friday night. monday morning rolls around and guy #2 asks how things went. guy #1 says, "well, before i went over i decided to tape my cock to my leg so i didn't get a hardon and embarass myself. so i go over to her apartment, and she answers the door in the skimpiest, sexiest, most see-thru dress i've ever seen?" and guy #2 says "wow, what did you do?" guy #1, " i kicked her in the face." |
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Q. why did Macey fall off the swing? A. because she had no arms. |
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haha i just wrote out a huge one but my pc fucked out maybe i'll write it again later. |
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Please do! |
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Q: How many A.D.D patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Let's go fishing! |
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Q: how many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb? A: one |
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That make me laugh. But why oh why ? |
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it's a stroke of genius i was trying to think of a funny lightbulbjoke and just gave up |
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it's a stroke of genius i was trying to think of a funny lightbulbjoke and just gave up |
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i didnt do that |
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And I didn't write "make" instead of "made". |
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ok here's the one i meant to post before.......... Gynaecologist is tired of his work, sick of lookin at dried up bits all day and decides to folow his passion; cars. He enrolls himself in a mechanics course and after a short time is speeding through the course doing quite well. The final exam arrives, the task is to strip a car down and build it back up. He completes the exam quite happy with himself and the next day arrives with the results of the test. The teacher hands his score over and once reading our gyno friend replies: "You gove me 150 out of 100, something must be wrong!". The teacher replies: "Nothing was wrong, i gove 50 points for stripping the car down, 50 points for building it back up again and 50 points for doing it all through the exhaust pipe". |
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um you did post that before |
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oh shit i didn't even read, i thought that didn't work. |
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well i better add somethin else then.... whats big, pink and hard? a pig with a flick knife. |
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aaawwwwwwww |
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This one is from a danish television show, that had the agenda to be the most childish and absurd program ever!! here goes: A jew, a christian and a muslim decides to visit a hooker. they travel along in the car, and go to a sleazy part of town where the hooker lives. but before they go in, they discuss who should go in first. then the jew says "well, i should go in first, because i drive a mercedes". and then the jew enters, and he is stung to death by a wild goat. |
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why was the blonde staring at the orange juice? because it said concentrate on the box |
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One for Yavo ;o) |
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LOL or this |
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what do you call nuts on yr chest? chestnuts. what do u call nuts on the wall? wallnuts. what do you call nuts on your chin? a mouthful of cock. |
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one for Yavo. |
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thats realistically disturbing |
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yepntherscowsnpigs there too whats disturbing izthey actuallyhave a market for these thingz hahaha |
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O_o |
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http://www.nomoralfibre.co.uk/images/b3ta/vikiagra.jpg |
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