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offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 13:41 [#00854139]
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....does one boil an egg without going blind.

I manage to boil the water, place the egg in for three
minutes and remove the egg then pour the remaining water
onto my face, it is at this stage that a become blind. I may
need to purchase a new cookery book, I'm currently reading
Delia Smith's guide to sadomasochistic cooking.



 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-09-07 13:43 [#00854141]
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You don't... if you want to keep yourr sight, you don't boil
eggs, simple as that.


 

offline uzim on 2003-09-07 13:45 [#00854145]
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simple: just strip naked and pour the remaining water onto
your testicles. this way you won't go blind! : )


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-09-07 13:47 [#00854147]
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you see, now that's why i don't boil eggs!

it's damn stupid

as is this topic


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2003-09-07 13:52 [#00854153]
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I prefer fried eggs


 

offline Crovax from S'toon (Canada) on 2003-09-07 14:02 [#00854159]
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useless


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-09-07 14:04 [#00854161]
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"s'toon"...short for saskatoon? nice place.


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-09-07 14:17 [#00854164]
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yes, indeed it is


 

offline Crovax from S'toon (Canada) on 2003-09-07 14:25 [#00854169]
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its alright. it gets kinda boring here at times tho


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-09-07 14:26 [#00854172]
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*yawns*


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-09-07 14:27 [#00854175]
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what happens to the egg?


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-09-07 14:31 [#00854183]
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Your getting the stages mixed up, you boil the water, then
put your head in the saucepan. Then after three mins, lay
down, and balance the eggs on your eyes......the heat rising
upwards from your head will cook the eggs. Approx 3.5 mins


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-09-07 14:35 [#00854190]
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? you're member since yesterday .


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-09-07 14:37 [#00854196]
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he's talking about saskatoon..


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-09-07 14:39 [#00854200]
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ah :) my bad


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2003-09-07 14:39 [#00854203]
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i think we all should just bake our eggs. think about it.
why dont people bake eggs?

hey... i just missed 4:20 :(


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-09-07 14:40 [#00854204]
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Anyone ever microwaved an egg? :D


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-09-07 14:45 [#00854215]
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some people do..........................don't they?


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-09-07 14:48 [#00854219]
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i can imagine. but it's very pretty.

well...in the summer, anyways.


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-09-07 14:48 [#00854220]
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i crack an egg, nuke it, then drink the slimey goo.. hey at
least the food poisoning is gone.....


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-09-07 14:49 [#00854221]
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and i can pretend i'm fuckin' rocky, or something..


 

offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 15:40 [#00854307]
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If you fucked rocky would you give or take?

Sly Stalone is quite strong yet small, I can Imagine him
being rough between the sheets.


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-09-07 15:42 [#00854313]
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a little from column A & B..

he just better not shout "Adrian" mid-hump..


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-09-07 15:44 [#00854318]
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i hate this thread now


 

offline S M Pennyworth from East Timor on 2003-09-07 15:45 [#00854320]
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hahaha adriaaaaan


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-09-07 15:46 [#00854321]
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hiya chief, let's talk-why not.


 

offline Crovax from S'toon (Canada) on 2003-09-10 13:22 [#00857441]
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ya winter sucks here. last winter was hardcore. not looking
forward to it this year.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-09-10 13:28 [#00857449]
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how much snowfall ya get in an average winter ?

*whatever average means

we get about 2' maybe


 

offline Crovax from S'toon (Canada) on 2003-09-10 13:38 [#00857461]
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i don't usually pay attention to how much we get cause i'm
usually to pissed of at it to care. i remember one year when
i was little there was so much snow that no on could go
anywhere. a couple feet of snow. it was distgusting.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-09-10 13:39 [#00857464]
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snow is the best, fluffy fun, playful, snowboarding,
snowball fights

Yah !


 

offline Crovax from S'toon (Canada) on 2003-09-10 19:11 [#00857805]
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the only use is for a snow bong. i'm sick of winter already
and its not here yet. thats a bad sign


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-09-10 19:14 [#00857807]
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haha...
funny as always :D


 


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