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wizards teeth
from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 13:41 [#00854139]
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....does one boil an egg without going blind.
I manage to boil the water, place the egg in for three minutes and remove the egg then pour the remaining water onto my face, it is at this stage that a become blind. I may need to purchase a new cookery book, I'm currently reading Delia Smith's guide to sadomasochistic cooking.
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-09-07 13:43 [#00854141]
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You don't... if you want to keep yourr sight, you don't boil eggs, simple as that.
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uzim
on 2003-09-07 13:45 [#00854145]
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simple: just strip naked and pour the remaining water onto your testicles. this way you won't go blind! : )
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Morton
from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-09-07 13:47 [#00854147]
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you see, now that's why i don't boil eggs!
it's damn stupid
as is this topic
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eXXailon
from purgatory on 2003-09-07 13:52 [#00854153]
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I prefer fried eggs
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Crovax
from S'toon (Canada) on 2003-09-07 14:02 [#00854159]
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useless
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ambsace
from canaDUH. on 2003-09-07 14:04 [#00854161]
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"s'toon"...short for saskatoon? nice place.
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nlogax
from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-09-07 14:17 [#00854164]
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yes, indeed it is
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Crovax
from S'toon (Canada) on 2003-09-07 14:25 [#00854169]
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its alright. it gets kinda boring here at times tho
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Jedi Chris
on 2003-09-07 14:26 [#00854172]
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*yawns*
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Q4Z2X
on 2003-09-07 14:27 [#00854175]
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what happens to the egg?
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Jedi Chris
on 2003-09-07 14:31 [#00854183]
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Your getting the stages mixed up, you boil the water, then put your head in the saucepan. Then after three mins, lay down, and balance the eggs on your eyes......the heat rising upwards from your head will cook the eggs. Approx 3.5 mins
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Morton
from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-09-07 14:35 [#00854190]
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? you're member since yesterday .
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Q4Z2X
on 2003-09-07 14:37 [#00854196]
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he's talking about saskatoon..
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Morton
from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-09-07 14:39 [#00854200]
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ah :) my bad
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corticalstim
from Canada on 2003-09-07 14:39 [#00854203]
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i think we all should just bake our eggs. think about it. why dont people bake eggs?
hey... i just missed 4:20 :(
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Jedi Chris
on 2003-09-07 14:40 [#00854204]
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Anyone ever microwaved an egg? :D
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Q4Z2X
on 2003-09-07 14:45 [#00854215]
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some people do..........................don't they?
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ambsace
from canaDUH. on 2003-09-07 14:48 [#00854219]
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i can imagine. but it's very pretty.
well...in the summer, anyways.
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Q4Z2X
on 2003-09-07 14:48 [#00854220]
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i crack an egg, nuke it, then drink the slimey goo.. hey at least the food poisoning is gone.....
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Q4Z2X
on 2003-09-07 14:49 [#00854221]
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and i can pretend i'm fuckin' rocky, or something..
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wizards teeth
from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 15:40 [#00854307]
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If you fucked rocky would you give or take?
Sly Stalone is quite strong yet small, I can Imagine him being rough between the sheets.
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Q4Z2X
on 2003-09-07 15:42 [#00854313]
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a little from column A & B..
he just better not shout "Adrian" mid-hump..
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-09-07 15:44 [#00854318]
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i hate this thread now
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S M Pennyworth
from East Timor on 2003-09-07 15:45 [#00854320]
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hahaha adriaaaaan
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Q4Z2X
on 2003-09-07 15:46 [#00854321]
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hiya chief, let's talk-why not.
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Crovax
from S'toon (Canada) on 2003-09-10 13:22 [#00857441]
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ya winter sucks here. last winter was hardcore. not looking forward to it this year.
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-09-10 13:28 [#00857449]
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how much snowfall ya get in an average winter ?
*whatever average means
we get about 2' maybe
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Crovax
from S'toon (Canada) on 2003-09-10 13:38 [#00857461]
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i don't usually pay attention to how much we get cause i'm usually to pissed of at it to care. i remember one year when i was little there was so much snow that no on could go anywhere. a couple feet of snow. it was distgusting.
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-09-10 13:39 [#00857464]
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snow is the best, fluffy fun, playful, snowboarding, snowball fights
Yah !
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Crovax
from S'toon (Canada) on 2003-09-10 19:11 [#00857805]
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the only use is for a snow bong. i'm sick of winter already and its not here yet. thats a bad sign
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Key_Secret
from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-09-10 19:14 [#00857807]
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haha... funny as always :D
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