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Zap Brannigan: "if you so much as glance at another woman, I will be all over leila like a fly over a very seductive pile of manure" With Zap's voice, this quote is unbelievably hilarious :) |
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uh, where'd my zap brannigan pic go?! |
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:O "Hey look, there's that guy you are" |
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nobody beats prof. Farnsworth. [The Professor is The Wizard of Oz, Zoidberg is the Cowardly Lion.] Professor Hubert Farnsworth: What do you nice kids want? Dr. Zoidberg: Nothing. I'm leaving! But if you had extra courage I'd haul it away for you, maybe. Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Oh blithery poop, my cowardly lobster. You don't need courage. After all, who needs courage when you have a gun? |
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Shut up friends! My internet browser heard us saying the word Fry and it found a movie about Philip J. Fry for us. It also opened my calendar to Friday and ordered me some french fries. |
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Haha I always laugh when I hear him say "Shut up friends!" My effort, little wrong maybe FRY (goes into the bedroom) Nothing in here but a couple of elephant-skin rugs… gahhhh! |
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I always like.. "Good news everybody!" |
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sweet zombie jesus! |
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ha ha yeh yeh yeh.. |
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None pop into my head but it was such a great show and I'm buying DVD boxsets. |
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you're leaking coolant at an alarming rate. |
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The episode where Bender gets on TV is hillarious: Calculon (after seeing bender's audition): That was so terrible i think you gave me cancer! Little Child robot: Be warned, for what i tell you now may give you a case of explosive amnesia Prof. Fonsworth: According to the coolometer, i'm getting a reading of 400 hundred Mega-Fonzeys Director (after bender causes amock on set): That was the worst 'coma acting' i've ever seen! |
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I'm gonna jump! Do a Flip! |
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hahahaha, yeah... |
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Professor Farnsworth A:I must have created a parallel universe! Professor Farnsworth 1:Baldercrap! I created parallel to your face! |
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It's got to be Elzar the Chef: "Then you add the Fire Weasel.. BAM!" hehehehehehe |
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just watched that one last night.. |
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fry and the robot devil trade hands in this blurred whirl of cutting and slicing: fry: how'd you do that? robot devil: they're that good... |
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fry: 'hey bender' bender : 'hey fry' lol, hahaha that one was so funny i almost shit myself twice |
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santa: hahaha your mistletoe is no match for my TOW Missile! |
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Amy: So what'd you think of that guy by the bar? Leela: I don't know, maybe. Bender: Forget it, he's gay. Leela: What? How can you tell? Bender: I just know these things, I've got what they call gaydar. (Bender pulls out gaydar) Bender: Ok. I got a lock on him. Yup, he's gay. Amy: Are you sure? Bender: Definitely, unless I'm getting interference from a gay weather balloon. |
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(Later on) Amy: This is M5438, an entity of pure energy. Leela: That's great really, but he's just not what I'm looking for. M5438: I understand. One day you will evolve beyond your physical body, and on that day I hope you will pick up the phone. Amy: You're impossible! (Beep, beep, beep coming from the gaydar) Bender: It's just as well, I think he's from a dimension that's big on music theatre. |
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(after Fry looses his metal hands that allow him to play this instrument really well) Zoidberg: The music was never in the hands Fry, it was in you! (fry plays... horribly horribly out of tune) Zoidberg: The music is bad, and you should feel bad! |
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At a childrens party Zoidberg comes in dressed as a tramp Zoidberg: Look everyone, it's Zoidberg - the lovable tramp Leela: Since when were you performing at childrens parties? Zoidberg: Performing? What? Please...can someone can give me money to buy shoes? |
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the episode where theyre at war with the bouncing ball planet... benders got a bomb ion them they cant take it out so they analyze the words he says least bender: is it funtastic? thanks? smilerific? ooh i know its Funderful! Amy: bender stop trying to blow up the world... better yet i like his list of words said most Hate kill destroy PimpMobile bite my shiny daffodil ass hahaha classic... well it went something like that .. spelling may be off but who cares? Zoidberg : Hurray i'm useful!!! |
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* benders got a bomb in him... what the hell was i thinking? |
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Leela: What's the mission? Prof Fonsworth: You have to retrieve honey, just ordinary honey. Leela: That doesn't seem so hard Prof Fonsworth: THIS IS NO ORDINARY HONEY! and another one from the same episode. Leela: So...your'e saying that i'm crazy? Prof Fonsworth: No-one is saying your crazy, but i sure am thinking it rather loudly |
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:D! |
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Chat-up Robot: Is Heaven missing an Angel? Because you've got nice cans! Leela: Professor, this ship can go 99% light speed, why are we going 40 Mph? Prof Fonsworth: BECAUSE WERE IN A HURRY DAMMIT! |
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Futurama is ... |
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[First lines of the series.] Fry: [offscreen] Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you |
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hhah now that site is funny! |
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Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you? Bender: Fry, of all the friends I've had... you're the first. |
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Bender: Whats wrong with you? Sinclair robot: Not enough...umm...ohh... Bender: Memory? Sinclari robot: Oh great, now i remeber that but i forgot my mother's face! |
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it's a site |
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BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS! |
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Whale Bioligist: Presenting Mushu; the whale who thinks he's better than you! |
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and for good measure.. just spent the larger part of this weekend watching episode after episode of Futurama with friends. brilliant. |
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i am pretty sure words hate, kill and destroy were not on that list, but 'chump' and 'chumpette' were. and there is a third word still. |
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Benders top 10 most frequently uttered words 10. Chump 9. Chumpette 8. Yours 7. Up 6. Pimpmobile 5. Kiss 4. My 3. Shiny 2. Daffodil 1. Ass |
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(Whilst looking at surveilance tapes for Bener 'sleep bending') Fry:(to Bender) Look there, on the screen! It's that guy you are! |
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"your neutralness, what should we do" "all i know is that my god says maybe" |
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being a futurama nut, i am ashamed at the misquotes here...but im more ashamed of myself for knowing the real quotes. my addition (from The Farnsworth Paradox) Hippie Professor: Dude! All of you fitting inside that box is, like, totally freak out! Professor A: There's nothing freaky about it, there's a whole universe in there! Hippie Professor: Dude, there's a universe in all of us. Hippie Amy: Right on, Professor Freaksworth. *Hippie Professor hands Professor A a flower* Professor A: Get a job! |
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see! i suck! freak out = freaked out "There's nothing freaky about it. ^ Why ^, theres a whole...." im such a loser! |
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Hah! That was a great episode. |
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damn, thought nlogax came back, but it's a bump. :( still, futurama is hilarious. |
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Zapp Brannigan: have the boy fetch my clothes. Kif Kroker: the boy sir? Zapp Brannigan: you, you fetch my clothes |
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I used to have bouts of insane laughing attacks while watching this show. I never really laughed at the jokes, I'd just start laughing at some point during an episode. It's a good show if it amuses your subconscious... |
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