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My Dad called the Cops today
 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2003-08-28 13:45 [#00840549]
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After I told his new Girlfriend she is a fat fucking ugly
cunt, and she better fucks off.....Mmmm.....The Cops were
actually pretty cool...After they left, Dad tried to beat me
up...but his new GF got between us...so now im sitting here
listening to Merzbow, and feeling fine...


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-08-28 13:46 [#00840551]
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fuck dude thats crazy.


 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-28 13:47 [#00840555]
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damn. at least you got merzbow...


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-08-28 13:47 [#00840557]
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oh wow.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-08-28 13:48 [#00840558]
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You OK?


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-08-28 13:50 [#00840562]
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sheet..
why'd you call her a "fat fucking ugly
cunt"? if i may ask..


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2003-08-28 13:51 [#00840564]
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Yes Iam fine, Im moving in my own Apartment this Saturday,
however, im still angry at my dad, I really want to beat his
fucking face in with my bare fucking hands...


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-08-28 13:51 [#00840565]
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damn
that sucks man. i'm lucky that my parents are good people.

i've even smoked the greens with my old man on occasion.



 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2003-08-28 13:52 [#00840567]
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Because....well...she is a fat fucking ugly cunt....my dad I
called a fucking cocksucker....


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-08-28 13:53 [#00840570]
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It's a bit harsh though isn't it?


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-08-28 13:55 [#00840573]
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there not alot you can do but just walk away i suppose and
leave you dad to grovel (spelling)


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-08-28 13:56 [#00840576]
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i must admit i didnt talk to my dad or even see him for 6 -
16 then as soon as i started a "relationship" with him my
mum stopped talking to me that atm 17 - 23


 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-28 13:57 [#00840577]
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what has she done?
apart from being fat and ugly. oh, and a cunt.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2003-08-28 13:59 [#00840580]
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She told my dad to throw me out of the House. She is slimey
manipulative cunt. A single mother without money, a job, and
a proper education.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-08-28 14:21 [#00840595]
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Called the cops, what forr?


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-08-28 14:26 [#00840598]
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turn that volume up

merzbow loud as fuck is wicked


 

offline kurrrak from Bialystok (Poland) on 2003-08-28 14:34 [#00840608]
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maaan! that's awesome history. aaaaa!!!


 

offline chambre noire from Iceland on 2003-08-28 14:35 [#00840609]
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poison her with some fucking arsenic!!!


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-08-28 14:37 [#00840612]
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you did the right thing man

ignorant fucks


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-08-28 14:46 [#00840623]
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Feel-Good topic of the week, right here...


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-08-28 14:47 [#00840626]
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well, at least she stopped him from beating you

cant be all that bad


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2003-08-28 14:48 [#00840627]
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OH MY GOD

Thats horrible....what a dick, I would never be with a man
who beats his son or even calls the cops on him.

Get the fuck out of there dude!


 

offline atgmartin from DeathMallMegaComplexville (United States) on 2003-08-28 16:03 [#00840680]
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Sometimes you just have to let loose with a bit of truthful
name calling. If that's what they are, you just told them
what they are. Truth hurts.


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2003-08-28 16:06 [#00840683]
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if i were the daddy i would beat the crap out of you


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2003-08-28 16:12 [#00840686]
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Aye, I know what it's like for your father to be with a
scheming manipualtive evil dragon-bitch. His last wife was
one, and fat to boot. And the one before that was a total
fuckin control freak whore who I despise. Nothing worse than
scheming women.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-08-28 16:26 [#00840694]
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sounds like it's time for a tuna ball.

Tuna balling:

1. get a can of tuna. bigger cans are better but smaller
cans are easier to deal with
2. open that can up and hide it somewhere in the house where
nobody is likely to find it: top tank of a toilet, attic, in
the back of a cluttered closet, behind the ice-box, inside
something you can lock, use your imagination!
3. within a few days the stink will grow to a sufficient
thickness to achieve gratifying retribution upon one's
enemies.

great for frat parties too!


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-08-28 16:28 [#00840695]
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or there is always the dredded...

UPPER DECKER!!!

that is,

take a crap in the upper tank of the toilet.
it will be weeks , perhaps months, before somebody figures
out why the bathroom reeks so bad.


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2003-08-28 17:26 [#00840744]
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ugh, i was gonna say "MONOID, YOU ARE 23 AND YOU NEED TO
MOVE OUT BECAUSE LIFE IS MUCH BETTER WITHOUT THE FOLKS" but
i see you're already gonna do that.


 


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