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kurrrak
from Bialystok (Poland) on 2003-08-27 18:19 [#00839489]
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is cunnilingus less obligeful than the right intercourse?
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warpphex
from lurkston, ziltyland. (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-27 18:20 [#00839492]
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I lost my virginity when i was 17 to a lovely red head who im still with today 9 years later , shes the one and only.
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Key_Secret
from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-08-27 18:20 [#00839493]
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sure it is a fantasy, or a dream. fuck, if I meet my wondergirl tomorrow, I'd stick to her as hard as I can.
fuck if you really love someone you can't be cheating nomatter how drunk you are...
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uzim
on 2003-08-27 18:21 [#00839494]
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weatheredstoner > rather a steady girlfriend... if we both have good relationship... though i don't know, i do not realize what is it to be in a whole relationship. i picture it as suffocating, but from what i've seen, it's rather a state like one you could reach by being on drugs (you get very high, sometimes saying ridiculous things etc., but happy, but you're in need of it unless you feel very bad, and after the 'trip' it can end very badly and it hurts) - but longer.
i don't know... maybe the best would be to be very good friends with the girlfriend, and make love every now and then sometimes, find gifts for the other etc. - but without being MAD in love, just very very good friends... i don't know, are love and friendship so different?
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-08-27 18:23 [#00839499]
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I have no clue. Some say that the effects of 'love' can be attained by eating a serious amount of chocolate.
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kurrrak
from Bialystok (Poland) on 2003-08-27 18:24 [#00839500]
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your body is cheating
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uzim
on 2003-08-27 18:25 [#00839502]
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"IF you get a normal supply of protein each day (eh, not wanna comment that further)"......
> protein? any protein, like the ones you eat in your food, or is there any protein emission in your body when having sexual relationship or....? ' _ '
(i know you don't want to comment but well you just didn't have to start then! ; ))
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warpphex
from lurkston, ziltyland. (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-27 18:25 [#00839503]
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Anus: ha ha! is that for a top quality women or a rabid pycho smack head? just wondering ..
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uzim
on 2003-08-27 18:26 [#00839504]
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chocolate?! heh ^^
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Key_Secret
from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-08-27 18:26 [#00839506]
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eh ... no comment, but I'm sure someone knows what I mean and can explain further...
perhaps not... welll let's wait and see
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-08-27 18:27 [#00839508]
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Getting a lady is verry harrd. Forr me.
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-08-27 18:28 [#00839510]
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They arre middle of the rroad, and forr 10 quid morre they will slip it in theirr mouth.
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od_step_cloak
from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-08-27 18:30 [#00839517]
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sex is pretty cool.
i've never had sex for less than 2 hours. i take ages, but they say that's a really good thing.
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warpphex
from lurkston, ziltyland. (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-27 18:32 [#00839518]
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Has anybody seen shallow hal ? i really enjoyed it .
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uzim
on 2003-08-27 18:33 [#00839521]
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there are love proteins in sex and chocolate!! =D
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princo
from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-08-27 18:36 [#00839525]
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Uzim - You like noise dont you? Here I've found a girl you might like!
blue pony
I think she's pretty cool myself! :D
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Key_Secret
from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-08-27 18:39 [#00839530]
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yeah she seems like a nice girl... quote:
"Blue pony saved the day by giving customers free bum likswhile snorting cavier in her piss hole . she is fat from food and her bum bleeds and all the flies lick the lentils out off her bum wrinkles . "
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princo
from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-08-27 18:44 [#00839533]
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What a charmer hey?
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warpphex
from lurkston, ziltyland. (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-27 18:46 [#00839534]
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key_secret : That made my day !
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princo
from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-08-27 18:47 [#00839535]
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Where's Uzim???!!! Man, he might be doing naughty things to himself after that link I posted! ;)
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uzim
on 2003-08-27 18:47 [#00839536]
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princo > whoaa! indeed ^^ she must be an awesome crazy person.
(i'd rather be her friend than her boyfriend though : ))
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Key_Secret
from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-08-27 18:48 [#00839537]
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haha
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2003-08-27 18:49 [#00839539]
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I really hate being a computer nerd with no life...why why why god why :(
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princo
from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-08-27 18:49 [#00839541]
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She's one of the nicest persons though, she's Australian btw.
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warpphex
from lurkston, ziltyland. (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-27 18:50 [#00839542]
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princo : that site is very funny :D
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princo
from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-08-27 18:53 [#00839543]
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How low can you go? Hit something!! 8-)
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uzim
on 2003-08-27 18:54 [#00839544]
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princo > do you know her personally then?
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-27 18:54 [#00839545]
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If we all lived 10,000 years ago, we'd all by psychologically and physically healthier.
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Key_Secret
from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-08-27 19:01 [#00839547]
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in this topic I tel you the truth : I 'm off to bed.. cya all tomorrow!
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2003-08-27 19:01 [#00839548]
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No, we'd be dead by now.
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uzim
on 2003-08-27 19:03 [#00839549]
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w M w > i'm not that sure... the life esperance back then wasn't very high and there must have been lots of illnesses and stuff... not speaking about dirtyness...
i'd prefer having lived 1'000'000 years ago or whatever 0's do i need and be an amoeba! =D
yay!! amoebas are cool!!!
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uzim
on 2003-08-27 19:03 [#00839550]
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good night and pleasant dreams to you, Key_Secret!
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KainiIndustries
from over the roof floats billy on 2003-08-27 19:15 [#00839553]
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I kid you not here - I lost my virginity on St. Patrick's day, 1993.
My gf at the time's house overlooked a main road, so I had the straaange experience of gettin it awn with her as a brass band marched past outside playing the theme tune from the A team.
Man, that was the fuckin oddest strangest thing.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-27 19:22 [#00839560]
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ahh ha ha!
jivver- that caused me to do a weird paradigm flip about time
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uzim
on 2003-08-27 19:22 [#00839561]
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* i'm going to bed too.
good night everybody and may the spirits of the night give you all nice dreams and all! (or be it for next night if it's daytime where you live...)
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2003-08-27 19:22 [#00839562]
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LOL
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mappatazee
from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-08-27 19:23 [#00839564]
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do me a favor and masturbate before you go to bed. thx xoxoxo
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-08-27 19:41 [#00839573]
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I think uzim is a girl trapped in a boy's body, which explains why he is uncomfortable handling his equipment.
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Oddioblender
from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-08-27 19:47 [#00839576]
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dude, i totally agree with weatherstoner and uzim. the only sexual partners i've had have been people I am very close to, like a girlfriend or a really really close friend. i'm not a one-night stand person myself - i can only have sex with someone i care about.
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ecnadniarb
on 2003-08-27 20:17 [#00839610]
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Boo fucking hoo...it is the same shit every night...anyone can go out any weekend and get a fuck off some bitch. And fuck all that holding out for the right person shit...just stick it in whatever because when the right person comes along it is a totally different experience anyway, so you might as well get a taste of both worlds.
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-08-27 20:22 [#00839614]
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sounds good. Do you have drip-dick by anychance?
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ecnadniarb
on 2003-08-27 20:26 [#00839618]
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Nah, I practise safe sex, something i am not ashamed off.
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od_step_cloak
from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-08-27 20:32 [#00839622]
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Ha I don't have to. No rubber for me! Brillaint! (and yes we know what we're doing, my gf cannot have kids without use of pregnancy pills)
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ecnadniarb
on 2003-08-27 20:34 [#00839624]
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I don't wear a rubber with my girlfriend, just with the weekend slags I used to do.
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-08-27 20:52 [#00839635]
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so just using a rubber doesn't keep out all the disease.
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ecnadniarb
on 2003-08-27 20:55 [#00839637]
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well my dick hasn't fallen off so i don't care.
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electro
from detroit on 2003-08-27 21:04 [#00839642]
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hey you all virgins here if you want to pop the cherry here i am!!!! an open feast for you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! come and get it!!!!!!!!!!!!
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afxNUMB
from So.Flo on 2003-08-27 21:15 [#00839652]
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I think masturbation is such a release, and you need to release some of them hormone shit what ever its called...It would defintely make you feel less stressed and more confident about yourself.
I started about a year ago...and well shes my bestfriend now.
I'm sorry you dont find yourself attractive dude, I think everyone is attractive in their own way...and if you havent seen that already,then no one will :( sounds depressing but youre more than what you think you are
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-08-27 22:28 [#00839689]
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I bet when you start screaming in pain everytime you pee, you'd wish your dick would fall off.
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BlatantEcho
from All over (United States) on 2003-08-27 23:09 [#00839696]
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I've turned down sex from my last 3 girlfriends. They all expected it, and most asked for it.
Still a card carrying member of the v-club
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