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my three top stupid things this year have been : ''you can take the blonde out of the girl but you cant take the blonde out of he girl'' - when talking about my best mate jess who's blonde funnily enough ''everyone knows that butter goes in the fridge but no-one knows who sean connery is'' - i forgot who he was and was saying people should know who he is. ''I'm my mothers daughter'' some woman phoned up asking for my mum who wasnt in and then wanted to know who i was and thats what i said im sure murray and various other mates of mine can think of many more murray just said he'd like to meet thom yorke and run his face :S .... -A- |
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actually, that last one's funny. |
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rub* still funny? |
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you're funny |
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no, i meant the last one that you said. "my mother's daughter" |
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you're talking to me?!*shocked* uhhh , thanks! |
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Oh yeah,the woman didn't find it funny she just said ( in a patronising tone) ''no ,whats you're name sweetie'' |
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the best advice ive ever had was "we don't know what we're doing either" |
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me and my girlfriend and the cat call eachother 'bubby pigeon' cause of your post.. |
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your* omg whats wrong with me !!! arghhh |
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oh my god i feel so special and im not lying.... :D you've made me very happy... :D (the cat talks to you??) |
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Meet Jimmy <----- |
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You should've kept going with it and been like "What do you want my name for you crazy bitch?" |
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I admit to the rubbing the face thing. He's got a nice face. Why not rub it |
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it would have been amusing but she had a buisness type tone ,and i felt maybe i'd allready fucked up a potentialy(sp?) important phone call.... |
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No, the cat can not talk. But he get's called bubby pigeon alot. If he could talk he probably wouldn't call us bubby pigeon. I reckon he'd just address us by our first names, or maybe call us Mom and Dad. |
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because any sane person would much rather stamp on his foot.... gawd ,face rubbing is sooo last week. |
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So....what happened with the false nails? |
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it would be so cute if ur cat called u mom/dad |
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Mmm hmm sister girlfriend. Isn't that right Sean :p |
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I have lots of cringe-worthy memories. My face contorts with pain momentarily when I think of them. I don't think any are particularly funny. |
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I agree with you. That would be cute. |
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the woman somehow managed to sprain her arm or something like that and im not having it done till tomorow.... bu till just melt 'em off afterwards - it's just i hate them and i feel its a waste of a day. |
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when about to play some musical insanity on the guitar: "bilmageddon has just begun" i'd think this would at least qualify for the stupidest thing.. |
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jarworski. hello. big re5pect! |
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last night i asked the blonde bit behind the bar what her IQ was and she said 36-24-36 |
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Yes, hello, I'm not polish though.... Sprained her arm eh? False nails, that'll do it. |
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I've said so many stupid things, that i can't remember any. |
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yeah they're the only three i can remember saying right now but ive said far worse... |
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"in reality things that we accept as reality is really fiction, and reality is something far more real...and that's because of genes" |
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hahaha good one.. |
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or when i threw a empty plastic beer glass out in nowhere at a party, after it was empty, and almost hit two very big guys. One of them yelled "are you throwing a beer bottle at me?" and I stood up without thinking it was provocative and yelled back "no! it was a plastic glass!"...there i almost got beaten up |
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I remember once a friend in work had just come back from a travelling holiday in Europe. It was one of those student deals where you could go where you liked, or something like that......anyway, he was telling me all about the differences in the different countries, and told a story of how he ended up on this overly crowded train, and how he was squashed next to this woman, who stunk of shit, and had flies around her. Anyway....to cut a long story short, he later showed me all his photographs, and I was thumbing through them, and stopped at one, and said "Was this the smelly stinking woman from the train?".....and he said "No thats my fiance!" I felt so bad.. .....I just quickly changed to another pic, and said something like "....and what's this building?" :S Hehehehhe....funny now, but not then! |
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my god....i threw a empty beer glass after it was empty ...i'm already adding mistakes to history as it is... |
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those two are great.. man.. the stupidness..i love it.. |
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*laughs alot* oh god thats sooooo funny... not for you i guess or ur mate but for me its the funniest!!! |
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thats great Jedi The insult is strong in this one |
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is that the pic of quincy thats gunna be on ur top that will be black *NOT WHITE*??? |
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Everyone else I told about what I had done back then, said "Awwwwww my god" and then burst out laughing! HEhehe |
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it must have been the most embarresing thing ot have happen lol,aww poor you ! |
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It is indeed, the picture rules! |
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Okay im tired now .... Im off to bed have a nice night my lovelies!!! -A- |
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It was, it was one of those 'wish the ground would open up and swallow you' moments! Anyway....sleep well! |
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"i'm still single, my parents in law didn't get any children" |
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