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Over the years, the months of January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November and December have been given atrociously unproportional historical attention relative to the month of Octembruary. It seems that all knowledge of the mere existence of Octembruary is in great danger of going extinct. It is for this reason that I wish to compile significant historical events which have occured in this fine month, and unshackle poor Octembruary from the suffocating shadow of it's more popular siblings. Octembruary, 1885- Lord GishGash defeated the lyiads in the battle of Ginklameshk. Octembruary, 1923- Persucklius, inventer poet and sock smeller extrordinairre, discovers the Wang Long Shish effect of matter and goes on to invent Zygloshia Octembruary, 1965- The first zorp successfully withstood the harmful effects of syrup using Zygloshia As you can see the records are extremely patchy and probably flawed due to the process of accumulating exagerations of spoken legend. If anyone knows any other events, please, please post them. |
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Octembruary 1512 - Professor Schnahaha invents clever anagrams. |
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Octembruary 1389 - First electronic guitar . Mr gala bumbela was struck by lightning whilst playing his stick with stretched pigs blader for strings. |
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octembruary 5, 1982, professor. octembru, creator of octembruary, commits suicide, erasing the existence of octembruary from most our minds. though he was believed to be immortal, he did have a special weakness when it came to being stabbed in the arnetriculayrotigular vein with stake made of the gaidiesna wood grown in the forests of southeast cradualatia. |
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Wow... Professor Octembru sacrificed himself by stabbing his arnetriculayrotigular vein with a gaidiesna wood stake, just as an attempt to erase Octembruary from history! This makes me wonder... what fantastic secret things lurk in this months history that someone was so willing to cover them up? |
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Octembruary 1, year - 0000 - 0000 - 000(0) universe is born, sensitivity to initial conditions (in the form of a string particle named "Yan Ith," a name usually given only to four-quarter symmetrical gas beings of noble character) starts into action a chain of events traceable from conception to the period at the end of this sentence . |
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Perhaps Professor Octembru was trying to hide the origin of the universe inside of the elusive month of Octembruary. For surely, if a malicious being knew of the beginning of the earth's cellular automata, it could be disastrous. This information also implies that there are multiple universes given that a universe had to exist in order to create the sentence that preceded the period. *strokes chin and thinks* |
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Octembruary 2003 - all messageboards all over the internet were closed due to complete lackness of any sense and/or humour. nobody wept, everyone forgot. |
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Octembruary eleventeenth, 2003: Xltronic's beloved messiah, lord (or is it lady?) and saviour, Flim H Nanou, is crucified as a necessary sacrifice to rescue the board from dissolving into total inanity. god, my god, why have you forsaken the xltronic messageboard? |
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maladroit \Mal`a*droit"\, a. [F. See Malice, and Adroit.] Of a quality opposed to adroitness; clumsy; awkward; unskillful. |
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one of my favorites! what brought that up can I ASK? |
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Octembruary 45, suprisingly is yak shaving day according to John K. creator of ren and stimpy. |
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