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hey whoever might be from amerrrrica, your friend and mine (j ashcroft) is coming to my hometown tomorrow to give a speech as part of his campaign to promote the Patriot Act.. should I go ahead and bump him off? It couldn't be THAT hard. Hey can I get arrested for saying stuff like that? Has anybody seen my civil liberties? I seem to have lost track of them... |
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PLEASE DO! Seriously. I do not approve of the so-called "Patriot Act" at all. Stab him a few times in the gullet tomorrow for me too. |
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okay. thanks! I'll see what I can do. NOTE TO ANY PERSONS OF AUTHORITY: all statements in this topic made by flim nanou, excluding this one, are satirical in nature and should not sustan legal repercussions. |
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I think you can get in trouble if you say something along the lines of @$$@$$i_nation about the President.... some crazy online fortune-telling kook named Sollog predicted the president's(then bill clinton) death in 1995, and the government pursued him for questioning.... Btw, if any government officials are reading this, all of the above said is a JOKE, for fuck's sake. |
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Good idea. NOTE TO ANY PERSONS OF AUTHORITY: all statements in this topic made by oddioblender, excluding this one, are satirical in nature and should not sustan legal repercussions. |
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Did you know that if you hold a peice of card up with the word Boom written on it you can be arrested for Terrorism and actually tried for treason :D |
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yes. you shouldn't say shit like that.... didn't you hear what just happened to marlow's wife |
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yeah i just thought of that before you posted. amazing how you can control a country through paranoia. |
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whose wife? what happened? |
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climate of fear, oddio, that's the only way it's ever been done... scare tactics and passive threats. I am loading my sniper rifle and ascending the bell tower... |
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marlowe's wife is in some crap with the government because the radio station she worked for got her involved in a stupid stunt involving the president and now she's facing some legal malarky... |
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fabulous, fabulous, fabulous anybody keeping score here? my favorite thing is the fact that they're shutting down our head shops and taking away our bongs, even though it's common knowledge that you can smoke pot out of an apple if you're crafty enough... |
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my friend made a bong out a stolen decorative plastic baby jesus once, you had to kiss it to hit it - but that's another story for another topic. |
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That would be so fuckin cool, but with Jesus on the cross instead :D |
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Maybe we can market it to the Catholics - maybe the sales might save their business. Mwahaha! |
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I'm not anti-government, or a lefty by any means, but that Patriot Act is BAD NEWS. it encroaches into the rights not mentioned, but inferred, in the constitution. Fuck ashcroft. |
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don't worry, i'm going to kill ol' j. asscroft for the good of alllllll. |
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gracias |
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I'm not a left winger at all either, but republican's have a major problem. They claim that they are for smaller government, and as a result they promote all their tax cuts to show it. But then... they create a whole new "homeland security department", they increase military spending, inflate the deficit, and TIGHTEN security i.e. patriot act. Another problem with the conservative platform: religious affiliation and the 'war on drugs'. I'm all for less government intervention, 'laissez faire' and whatnot, but republicans are not the solution. Niether are democrats for that matter. |
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you might be interested to know, that is why I plan to vote for Arnold in our coming recall. Simply to mix it up and get a non politician in office. That's really my only considering, like you said, politics is fucking backwards, dem/repub alike are all assholes. I want a business man running the show like it's a business, cut the fat, good employee relations and efficent. |
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If i had no party affiliation I'd probably vote for him haha. Does it seem like he'll win? It seems likely to me, just knowing that it's such a big deal with such a famous person, people without a strong opinion will just go "Oh cool! Arnold Schwarzenegger, I'm voting for him!" But I support the libertarian party myself, so I'd vote for whoever they've got running I guess. |
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smoking out of an apple is always great for a change, even if you've got access to all the great glass in the world. it makes for good, fun times while apple-modifying and with some rich, fruity flavor. also, you should suggest to ashcroft that it's really no use ironically including the word "patriot" in the name of the bill, when they really should know that it will probably go down in history as the "turncoat act." |
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in this recall, you need to be careful though, whoever gets the pluarity wins. So, with 130 candidates, someone can win by conceivably getting 2% of the total vote (provided all the other candiates got 1% or so for each of them) He is neck and neck with the former mayor of Los Angelos, I want to say. I forget his name, hispanic fellow, Luiz something. I don't stay intune with this state very much anymore, but I will be getting an absentee ballot to cast my vote in the recall matter. |
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terrorist, weapons, assasinate, 9/11, bombs, anthrax, osama, suicide bomber, planes, anti-american, death, president, kill, war, secret service, pentagon, iraq, liberation, decoy, white house, pentagon, smuggle, destroy, mass-destruction, Allies, Allah, infiltrate, spy, holy war, missiles... I write this in hopes that I distract some Narc from finding the real evil doers. Fuck the Nazi's and their Patriot Act. |
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