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What's he building in there? What the hell is he building In there? He has subscriptions to those Magazines... He never Waves when he goes by He's hiding something from The rest of us... He's all To himself... I think I know Why... He took down the Tire swing from the Peppertree He has no children of his Own you see... He has no dog And he has no friends and His lawn is dying... and What about all those packages He sends. What's he building in there? With that hook light On the stairs. What's he building In there... I'll tell you one thing He's not building a playhouse for The children what's he building In there? Now what's that sound from under the door? He's pounding nails into a Hardwood floor... and I Swear to god I heard someone Moaning low... and I keep Seeing the blue light of a T.V. show... He has a router And a table saw... and you Won't believe what Mr. Sticha saw There's poison underneath the sink Of course... But there's also Enough formaldehyde to choke A horse... What's he building In there. What the hell is he Building in there? I heard he Has an ex-wife in some place Called Mayors Income, Tennessee And he used to have a consulting business in Indonesia... but what is he building in there? What the hell is building in there? He has no friends But he gets a lot of mail I'll bet he spent a little Time in jail... I heard he was up on the Roof last night Signaling with a flashlight And what's that tune he's Always whistling... What's he building in there? What's he building in there? We have a right to know... 1999 Epitaph Records ----------------------------------------------------------- --------------------- Tom Waits and Kathleen Brennan |
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six foot bong? |
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The hell's he smoking in there? |
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"dude... we've got to build a six foot bong?" "What?" "we have to?" "did you have a dream, dude?" "... i had a dream." "lets go" somewhat real conversation between my friends brother and his friend |
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That's a damn fair dream! |
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Actually if i remember correctly... Anus Prestly had this tom waits avatar..... .... well not this one but another one. Proving to me that Anus is Simply a man's man! (t`ever the fuck that means!) :D |
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it means you're an imposter, basically |
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"i am what i am and that's all that i am" -popeye- |
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I've had the provelidge of smoing froma 10 foot bong contstructed from one of those huge OJ bottles and 10 feet of PVC pipe once before. Had to stand in the front yard from this dude's house to smoke it. ?Had to get someone else to yell it (hence lots of stoned yelling "fire in the hole!" and giggling) First toke was nothing, second toke (or third? I forget) was fucking hardcore. Knocked me on my ass. I think I passed out after a few of those. Never found out if it was coz of the bong somehow or just chronic weed. |
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all typos were fully intended of course. Provelidge. lol. |
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