RIght, i have an idea, if it works, it will be sick | xltronic messageboard
 
You are not logged in!

F.A.Q
Log in

Register
  
 
  
 
Now online (1)
dariusgriffin
...and 169 guests

Last 5 registered
Oplandisks
nothingstar
N_loop
yipe
foxtrotromeo

Browse members...
  
 
Members 8025
Messages 2613449
Today 2
Topics 127500
  
 
Messageboard index
RIght, i have an idea, if it works, it will be sick
 

hedtwin from Manchester, England. on 2001-02-24 00:43 [#00000337]



So here is my idea. How about we write a story. What we do
is someone starts it off, and then someone else adds
somethign to it, then another person adds another bit. It
will be like a really long and really crazy game of
consequences!
I am thinking that wizards teeth will keep it
interesting! If everyone reckons that this is a good idea we
will start another topic called story. I am pretty excited
now, this is probbaly a really shit idea that only i like,
oh well,


 

Mr. Bighead from Coolidge,AZ on 2001-02-24 01:35 [#00000338]



Once upon a time...

there three feeble minded children with about an hour to
live. They had to think of something to do with the last
hour of their meaninglest lives so they...


 

Jimmydean from Kzahsikstan on 2001-02-24 03:23 [#00000343]



Went and found three hookers to go for a walk in the park
with, while in the park and listening to a little AB5, the
largest, hariest, meanest....


 

Tune|FX from York, ON on 2001-02-24 04:11 [#00000350]



And suddenly the grass burned down, the earth has been
collapsed, and they found themselves in a deep dungeon.
However one of the bitches escaped, and one of them was
eaten by a giant mouse...


 

hedtwin from Manchester, England. on 2001-02-24 12:48 [#00000356]



but, in a shocking twist, the mouse was not actually a real
mouse! It was a man in a suit, this mans name was george,
and he was no relation to the character from the childrens
show rainbow. However, he did have an unatural obsession
with..............


 

diastole from http://homstead.com/diastole1 on 2001-02-24 13:27 [#00000360]



people in g-strings and fleeces....


 

hedtwin from manchester on 2001-02-24 15:11 [#00000362]



Why fleeces i hear you ask, well this was due to a rather
unfortunate incident with a platypus when he was 4 years
old, he was walking throught the park when
suddenly.............


 

thad1 from here and now on 2001-02-24 18:31 [#00000369]



they started to skateboard over the river of fish and
cannoers, when suddenly they relized......


 

Mr. Bighead from Coolidge,AZ on 2001-02-24 18:44 [#00000374]



that they still hadn't been laid.


 

borland from various. on 2001-02-24 18:58 [#00000376]



with that in mind, they all went out for ice cream at....


 

Syllable#five on 2001-02-24 19:01 [#00000377]



The proposition of wild and meaningless seemed to much to
resist to them. But this was by far eclipsed by the thought
of any number of syphillis that they might contract from
such physical obligations.
"Oh my," cried the runt of the litter "What if we never live
to see Bagpus the cat again. How's that for a turn off"...


 

hedtwin from Manchester, England. on 2001-02-24 19:02 [#00000378]



sabotage, a music store. When they realised their mistake
they gasped in horror and.................


 

Syllable#five on 2001-02-24 19:07 [#00000379]



and gasped again [with a pause for effect]...


 

diastole from http://homstead.com/diastole1 on 2001-02-24 19:08 [#00000380]



couldn't beleive the lack of....


 

diastole from http://homstead.com/diastole1 on 2001-02-24 19:08 [#00000381]



(my turn my turn) :¬(


 

hedtwin from Manchester, England. on 2001-02-24 19:12 [#00000384]



oxygen in the atmosphere, at the last minute he managed to
get a canaster of the stuff, thus prolonging his life.
Suddenly millions of plants began to go througth teh proses
of photosyhthesis, thus making it possibly to breath on this
planet again, which meant.............


 

Syllable#five on 2001-02-24 19:16 [#00000386]



that the long life goddess once again rose from her depths
in an attempt to (you guessed it) lay them all before the
cort of chickens and Captain Simians space monkeys


 

hedtwin from Manchester, England. on 2001-02-24 19:20 [#00000388]



but, our heroe used to x-ray glasses he had recently found
in the corner of pelicaneck records to divert her gaze onto
a small piece of shrubbery, don't ask me how, he just did.
This resulted in a sudden, and ratehr
unsettling...............


 

diastole from http://homstead.com/diastole1 on 2001-02-24 19:23 [#00000389]



..vison of a rat taking a dump, then the rat died because...


 

Syllable#five on 2001-02-24 19:27 [#00000390]



it's own fecies bore a toxic poison that you ust couldn't
stand if you tried. And you knwo what...


 

diastole from http://homstead.com/diastole1 on 2001-02-24 19:29 [#00000391]



what?


 

hedtwin from Manchester, England. on 2001-02-24 19:45 [#00000393]



yeah, i know what, he replied. What is teh craziest guy i
know, it was he who cause teh death of the rat!!!!!! For
this crime, he must have the most severe punishment ever, he
will.............


 

Syllable#five on 2001-02-24 19:47 [#00000394]



The runt stood up, trembling in the cool sharp breeze and,
opening is eyes, saw the bearded sillhoette of a strange
techno dj appearignt through the mist...


 

hedtwin from Manchester, England. on 2001-02-24 19:48 [#00000395]



he shivered with fear and began to flee, flee for his life,
when suddenly, as if out of no-where..............


 

diastole from http://homstead.com/diastole1 on 2001-02-24 20:31 [#00000398]



the dj farted too.....through his bum, and decided that it
was very tuneful, remixed it and called the track 'bummy',
meanwhile...


 

Syllable#five on 2001-02-24 20:40 [#00000400]



the children had escaped...


 

haxanorifice on 2001-02-24 20:46 [#00000401]



but worst of all, the great Phobiazero had finally tracked
them down and was ready to anally rape the male of their
species (no offence Phobiazero, please be a good villan)...


 

hedtwin from Manchester, England. on 2001-02-24 20:49 [#00000402]



phobiazero used his website designing skills to trap afore
mentioned males into a large..........


 

leon on 2001-02-24 20:54 [#00000404]



pair of south brazilian Y-fronts. "Well," he chuckled "I was
never gonna fill them", the moment was sweet but the...


 

diastole from http://homstead.com/diastole1 on 2001-02-24 21:21 [#00000405]



(hahahahahahaha.lol. a lot)


 

hedtwin from Manchester, England. on 2001-02-24 21:28 [#00000407]



but the vinegar was not, thus.............


 

Id Lab from Brakehorse.com on 2001-02-24 22:54 [#00000417]



...the mighty underwear split at its seams, revealing...


 

diastole from http://homstead.com/diastole1 on 2001-02-24 22:57 [#00000418]



his tiny penis!


 

hedtwin from manchester on 2001-02-25 01:03 [#00000432]



everyone gasped with horror, a small boy began to cry tears
of coca cola, this small boys name was.........


 

diastole from http://homstead.com/diastole1 on 2001-02-25 01:31 [#00000433]



'think'..and no-body liked him because he was an american...


 

diastole from http://homstead.com/diastole1 on 2001-02-25 01:31 [#00000435]



except one person who was....


 

Mr. Bighead from Coolidge,AZ on 2001-02-25 01:50 [#00000437]



Richard D. Jame sof Aphex Twin fame.


 

Ramalpha84 from www.mp3.com/aureus on 2001-02-25 08:54 [#00000438]



Richard was hungry for a little soul food, suddenly inspired
for a song, he rushed off to his vault. Mean while, back at
the bat cave, Batman was still deciding if he should change
his name to Dubnobasswithmyheadman. Puzzled bwyond belief,
he consulted his...


 

diastole from http://homstead.com/diastole1 on 2001-02-25 10:12 [#00000439]



bat book of contacts, and saw mike parandinas email address,
and wondered if he had made any decent music yet. he knew
that he had collaborated with rdj but only 'cos rdj's knobs
were twisted and mike paid him double the normal rate..
anyway, just then who came online on the batnet but....


 

wizards teeth from Inside my own kidneys on 2001-02-25 11:52 [#00000440]



Bill Clinton. He is currently unemployed and has married a
pair of twins (unichorns). He has grown a beard and has
removed his pancreas. Sixty invisible elephants appeared for
no reason for only one second, then I blinked and they
transformed into menus of a local chinese resteraunt. I
think I will choose the cheese that tastes like photographs
of elvis for my starter. For main meal I will choose a piece
of meat shaped like a hat stand owned by the leader of the
russian mafia with a side salad of dust. For last bit of
meal I will choose a cake made with hooves. And then a
German helmet started to talk and said.......


 

diastole from http://homstead.com/diastole1 on 2001-02-25 12:47 [#00000441]



"i did not have realtions with that waiter...


 

hedtwin from Manchester, England. on 2001-02-25 13:06 [#00000444]



then, a small iranian boy named thad entered the room, he
was shivering violently and said "its cold, its so very
cold" then he confessed something that had been troubleing
him for a long time, "i see...........................


 

borland from various. on 2001-02-25 16:02 [#00000456]



three polish girls.

smoking poop pulled from an elephant's bum.

"oh dear," cried the boy, "i believe that i have just...."


 

diastole from http://homstead.com/diastole1 on 2001-02-25 16:15 [#00000457]



(hey?)


 

hedtwin from Manchester, England. on 2001-02-25 16:39 [#00000462]



turned of the conceled camera that i carry around with em
for emergencies, what shall i do? I know, i
will.......................


 

col from the bottom of said pit on 2001-02-25 17:13 [#00000467]



use it to some how to save the lives of the three boy who so
inocently had so little time to live. thus causeing a chain
reactions which for some inexplicable reason kills every boy
band with in a 5 million mile radius of the small dark pit
the fell down only 58 mins before. the boys suddenly
realised that all they really wanted in life was to become
like there woman eating mouse conter part and so off they
went to.........



 

Syllable#five from Deep deep down in the middle of the jungle on 2001-02-25 20:27 [#00000477]



the land of mirth. Woohoo, the land of mirth, where all
small children are free to roam the streets with their
fiddlesticks out and their bellies in their hands.
"Cream pies," they called, when meeting...


 

think from lincoln,ne on 2001-02-25 23:46 [#00000484]



the happiest boy alive, who was laughing outloud when he
knew who think was, and that richard d. james appreciates
the fact that Think and/or Thad1 is a very strong person.
The coca cola tears had turned into rc cola tears by now.
And Richard was off to........


 

diastole from http://homstead.com/diastole1 on 2001-02-25 23:48 [#00000485]



take samples of.......


 

hedtwin from Manchester, England. on 2001-02-25 23:49 [#00000486]



a small country just of teh coast of madagaska, thsi country
had never been discovered before, but the natives liked to
call it.......


 


Messageboard index