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offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-08-07 08:25 [#00812917]
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If you could start a family with another xltronic member
who would it be?

Just consider the personality here, and imagine all members
look like the most attractive thing you've ever seen...


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-08-07 08:27 [#00812921]
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Just consider the personality here, and imagine all
members
look like the most attractive thing you've ever seen...


or, alternativly, that they look like their avatar... but
that's just crazy.


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-08-07 08:27 [#00812922]
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hilarious show! *sings "psycho dad" theme song*

weirdest episode ever was the one that had nothing to do
with MWC.. it was some failed pilot with matt leblanc, i
have no idea why it was showed on MWC except i guess the
same writers and producers were probably involved.

as for your question, uh.. considering 99% are males, this
could get a little nasty


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-08-07 08:30 [#00812924]
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yeah the show is great! hehe...

Think about everyone as attractive, and sortof unisex....
meaning: you wanna make love to them.
and start a family!


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2003-08-07 08:31 [#00812926]
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HAHA, nice thread....I think you come up with the most
outrageous shit Key_Secret.

I would marry one of you, I already have one in mind. :D

He loves me...he loves me...he loves me..he loves me


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-08-07 08:32 [#00812929]
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hey... I wouldn't mind making some love to your avatar...
our kids would look pretty funny though...
green-ass-dragons...


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-08-07 08:37 [#00812934]
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can i be your second husband, when you get your first
divorce ?


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2003-08-07 08:40 [#00812938]
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my ass would love to make sweet lovin to you

Recycle-considering the fact that you all know my lover, I
think a divorce is inevitable. But if it were to happen I
might have consider it :D


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-08-07 08:41 [#00812939]
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I want to marry all of you. If you;'d have me :)

Also, remember this?

"Hey kids guess what!"
".."
"A really FAT lady came into the shoe store today!"
*fade to memory*
"Don't I have lovely little toes?"
"Yeah....FOR SAUSAGES!!!"


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-08-07 08:42 [#00812940]
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Uh oh! Careful wachu say!


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-08-07 08:42 [#00812941]
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*cough cough* Aren't you forgetting someone my dear?

*passes some red roses* ;)


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2003-08-07 08:43 [#00812943]
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My best advice for my kids would be :

"Kids you tried your best but failed miserably, the lesson
is....never try"

NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM WHILE ME AND YOUR DADDY GET IT ON!


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2003-08-07 08:43 [#00812944]
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I would have married Phobia and adopted Joyrerx as our
little baby. Or the other way around. Then I could have
listened to their ultra-rare records. Again and again.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-08-07 08:43 [#00812945]
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god I hate that show


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2003-08-07 08:44 [#00812946]
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:D such love..so many men so little time


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2003-08-07 08:44 [#00812947]
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bollocks


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-08-07 08:46 [#00812951]
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NO !


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-08-07 08:47 [#00812952]
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lol @ mc303 avatar.

You guys all miss out sorry coz my gf is a model
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
lolololol no shit no one's ever gonna hear the end of that
:)


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2003-08-07 08:47 [#00812953]
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married with children blows monkey nuts.



 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-08-07 08:48 [#00812954]
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haha...
if that's your best advice, you didn't even try.

hm...


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-08-07 08:49 [#00812957]
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roygbivcore

hes so dreamy


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2003-08-07 08:51 [#00812960]
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Thad, even though you would show me what a real man is like
in bed, its come to my attention that we cannot be together
and therefore...we must move on-to bigger and better things
:D

JEdi??? where are you


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-08-07 08:52 [#00812962]
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This way, my dear!!!

*shows the way, to nice expensive sports car that will take
us to the aiport*

Hehehheehe


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2003-08-07 08:52 [#00812963]
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anything out of Homers mouth is good enough for me damnit
:D

ohhh Key_secret


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-08-07 08:54 [#00812965]
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of course it is :)

but I just wanted to point out that you actually lived as
you learned... (that's what the 'hm' was for)


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-08-07 08:54 [#00812967]
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*goes into corner and sheads a single tear

**she was the love of my life, hehehehehe


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2003-08-07 08:54 [#00812968]
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nice and expensive----you know what a girl wants.

I'm going to wear something sexy for you and that car

w00t!

*runs to the car...oops,tit popped out*


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-08-07 08:55 [#00812970]
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Nice! ;) ;)

Let me put that back in for you! :P


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-08-07 08:55 [#00812971]
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Sorry mate, you've been outclassed!


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2003-08-07 08:56 [#00812972]
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Key_Secret....live as I learn, live and let die :D

Recycle...*sniff* what a girl to do??!!


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-08-07 09:01 [#00812979]
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jedi chris and afxNUMB---if you 2 were ment to be than so be
it

ill somehow manage


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2003-08-07 09:03 [#00812985]
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haha, noooo hes not my lover!! someone else is, but im not
telling.

Jedi's my pimp
Recycle-youre the person I think about while masturbating
:D

w00t!


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-08-07 09:08 [#00812989]
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I would like to be tolstoyed's pimp.
He would keep a good eye on me,
and still be gentle and just take perhaps
50% of the earnings.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-08-07 09:15 [#00812999]
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* must get Thad killed, and out of the scene*


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-08-07 09:18 [#00813005]
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NO !

if your the pimp, youve hit it a few times.
im just the person she masterbates to, but i never get the
stuff :0(

*ps, jedi chris, if i send you this picture again, can i get
a green lightsaber ?


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2003-08-07 09:26 [#00813016]
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you guys are bad, bad, dirty, naughty

:D


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-08-07 09:30 [#00813024]
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NO !


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2003-08-07 09:32 [#00813027]
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Hey....HEy...dont you work!


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-08-07 09:37 [#00813038]
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SOMETIMES !

*im careful not to get canned, plus its the state, pretty
relaxed


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-08-07 09:38 [#00813039]
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I'm Mortons child. He's my dad.


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-08-07 09:40 [#00813043]
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Your also my dad and child


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2003-08-07 09:42 [#00813045]
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I'm Recycles illegitimate child :D

my new parents want child support...


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-08-07 09:44 [#00813050]
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NO !


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2003-08-07 09:50 [#00813062]
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Yell at me one more time!!
YELL AT ME ONE MORE TIME
YELL AT ME ONE MORE TIME!



 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-08-07 10:02 [#00813080]
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NO !


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-08-07 10:28 [#00813094]
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What's the magic word??



 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-08-07 10:55 [#00813138]
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abracadabra


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2003-08-07 10:55 [#00813139]
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NOW!


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-08-07 10:56 [#00813141]
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*sighs* It's "PLEASE".....

....don't any of you have any etiquette?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-08-07 10:57 [#00813143]
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Yeah in the frruit bowl with the apples.


 


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