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offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2003-08-03 13:14 [#00806801]
Points: 3386 Status: Regular



If you had one superpower what would it be? Personally I'd
love to be able to fly. think of that you could fly into
rock concerts for free, you could fly over ladies breasts
and witness their scrumcheous cleavages, if ya wanna go on
holiday you could fling a dart at a map and go
there(providing you don`t hit the sea of course).

I'd love to be able to fly.


 

offline kochlear from aud-stim.com on 2003-08-03 13:15 [#00806806]
Points: 2311 Status: Addict



i'd rather have the x-ray vision.

it'd be like soft core porn is on ALL the time.


 

offline xceque on 2003-08-03 13:17 [#00806809]
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I used to want to be that human torch fella from the
Fantastic Four TV cartoon.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-08-03 13:18 [#00806811]
Points: 9325 Status: Regular



Actually... I would love perfect health, it's all I'm asking
for. But I also believe that I should deserve such a
'gift'.
superpowers should be earned!


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-03 13:18 [#00806813]
Points: 10836 Status: Lurker



I wanna be able to eat all the pork pies in the world and
not get fat


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-08-03 13:19 [#00806814]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker



Fly


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-08-03 13:19 [#00806817]
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But I also believe that I should deserve such a 'gift'.


= But I also believe that I should do something to deserve
such a 'gift'.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-03 13:22 [#00806824]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular



i would have the ability to stop and start time whenever i
wanted. i can still walk around and move stuff when i do it.
that would be wicked


 

offline Nexus 6 from Netherlands, The on 2003-08-03 13:33 [#00806843]
Points: 3221 Status: Lurker



I'd love to be invisible. Cuz let's face it, if you're
invisible everything's free.


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-08-03 13:38 [#00806850]
Points: 6326 Status: Lurker



...immortal?


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-08-03 13:43 [#00806854]
Points: 4397 Status: Regular



ability to:

fly
xray vision
invisible
imortal
impressive man hood
eat and not get fat
time freez


 

offline warpphex from lurkston, ziltyland. (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-03 16:40 [#00807098]
Points: 1372 Status: Lurker



It would be cool to be an invisible pono star, that way your
mum and dad would never find out and it would be cool to see
a woman fucking thin air!


 

offline S M Pennyworth from East Timor on 2003-08-03 16:43 [#00807101]
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i'll follow your line


 

offline Netlon Sentinel from eDe (Netherlands, The) on 2003-08-03 16:44 [#00807104]
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you have reason to assume your mom and dad would find out if
you were a porn star? heh

i go along with aquagak, btw, time freez :D


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-08-03 16:44 [#00807105]
Points: 27795 Status: Regular



to enjoy listening to autechre


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-08-03 16:45 [#00807106]
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The ability to be invisible, no doubt about it. So many
possibilities.

And... maybe flight as well.

Flight + invisibility= happiness


 

offline Polynomial-C from Netherlands, The on 2003-08-03 16:45 [#00807107]
Points: 1362 Status: Regular



te be an Xltronic moderator...


 

offline Polynomial-C from Netherlands, The on 2003-08-03 16:46 [#00807110]
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And it would be very helpful to be able to summon a rain of
maggots...


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-08-03 16:46 [#00807111]
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ha ha


 

offline Polynomial-C from Netherlands, The on 2003-08-03 16:47 [#00807112]
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And I would like to be able to freeze or burn those
invisible flying porn-stars with the blink of an eye


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-08-03 16:47 [#00807113]
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are you a fisherman then?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-08-03 16:49 [#00807115]
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You get that as parrt of the Mod package.


 

offline S M Pennyworth from East Timor on 2003-08-03 16:51 [#00807117]
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along with the ability to turn computer machines into
bottles of coca cola and vice versa


 

offline warpphex from lurkston, ziltyland. (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-03 16:51 [#00807118]
Points: 1372 Status: Lurker



yeah i caught my old man watching free view porn :0
naughty ;)


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-08-03 16:51 [#00807119]
Points: 8469 Status: Regular



be invisible


 

offline xceque on 2003-08-03 16:52 [#00807120]
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All mods are given the power to spit fire from their eyes,
summon the spirit of Noel Edmonds to do battle with foes and
eat brussel sprouts without vomiting.


 

offline Polynomial-C from Netherlands, The on 2003-08-03 16:55 [#00807126]
Points: 1362 Status: Regular



I would like to have an iron endoskeleton and a stupid
Austrian accent


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-08-03 17:00 [#00807132]
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And evertime we ban someone, lock a topic, or delete a
message, our powers increase.

So go on, cause trouble, I triple dog dare you.

*chugs a bowl of Brussel Sprouts


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offline warpphex from lurkston, ziltyland. (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-03 17:03 [#00807137]
Points: 1372 Status: Lurker



If i were invisible i would go and steal the secret recipe
for kfc chicken .


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-08-03 17:09 [#00807138]
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ooooooh noel edmonds, like im gonna be really scared of that
midget tosspot by royal appointment


 

offline xceque on 2003-08-03 17:15 [#00807144]
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You may mock, my lad, but he's a demon with a pair of beard
trimming scissors.


 

offline warpphex from lurkston, ziltyland. (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-03 17:17 [#00807146]
Points: 1372 Status: Lurker



Noel edmonds has mr blobby for backup and he could kick your
ass.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-08-03 17:20 [#00807150]
Points: 27795 Status: Regular



actually didn't he shoot clive anderson?


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2003-08-03 17:21 [#00807151]
Points: 12102 Status: Regular



The Power to summon all the girls of Baywatch whenever I
choose. I know Baywatch has its knockers but it's quite a
good program.


 

offline xceque on 2003-08-03 17:22 [#00807155]
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I know Baywatch has its knockers...

*eyes bulge*


 

offline xceque on 2003-08-03 17:24 [#00807160]
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I think most of them are falsies anyway.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-08-03 17:24 [#00807161]
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...and telford utd are quite a good football team, and jim
davidson is quite a good comedian


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2003-08-03 17:27 [#00807163]
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I don't know what came over me? I haven't spoken to the
mother in law for two years now....I can't get a word in!


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2003-08-03 17:27 [#00807164]
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False?


 

offline xceque on 2003-08-03 17:30 [#00807166]
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er, knockers... always thought Yasmin Bleeth's were the
best. But some magazine published a photo of her a while ago
and she looked like some scabby old hag after a 7-day coke
and marmite bender


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-08-03 17:32 [#00807167]
Points: 9601 Status: Lurker



i think i've answered a post like this before, but i'll do
it again.

i don't think i would want a superpower, because i think the
first thing i would do would be to KILL A LOT OF PEOPLE.
Seriously.

But I guess it would be the ability to make money grow out
of my pockets whenever i wanted it. because seriously, if i
had more money, i could do more of what i wanted to do.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2003-08-03 17:32 [#00807168]
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Euurgh, that sounds terrible! That sounds more like an
actress from 'butt sluts go nuts' or 'my ring my rules' not
the family favourite baywatch.


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-08-03 17:36 [#00807174]
Points: 5213 Status: Addict



Geez...doesn't ANYBODY want the "Superpowerful
Galaxy-Destroying Beam and Ultrapowerful Strobe Light?"

:D <- Super Smile ;)


 

offline xceque on 2003-08-03 17:41 [#00807179]
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She'd certainly let quite a lot go. And, to be fair,
knockers is about all Baywatch had going for it. Though,
there was the strange alure of David Hasslehoff's chest
hair. I couldn't help picturing him bursting out with
"Looking For Freedom" each time he ran down that been in
slo-mo


 

offline xceque on 2003-08-03 17:41 [#00807180]
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"been"? xceque you cockless tool. you mean "beach"


 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-03 17:42 [#00807181]
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invisibility


 


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