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I have to deliver a best man's speech in two weeks at my g/f's bro's wedding. Any tips? |
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"True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend... " |
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there a few sites you can buy one off of or give some good tips |
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there's websites devoted to this comrade. |
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Don't listen to them, be original ! |
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Well it's safe to assume that most of the people there would know you so just run with it man. RIFF! Take the piss out of the groom but not too seriously and offensively. Tell a story about him that doesn't involve him fucking the bride up the arse and puking on her back because he was so drunk. |
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well, one thing's for sure, you have to tell at least one embarrassing story about the groom |
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Jars gone, so tell us an embarressing story about him. :D |
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I dare not ! he may be lurking in the shadows =os I can't think of any anyway. He's probably got loads for me. |
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start with 'this one time at band camp...' |
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hahah =oD |
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haven't been to too many weddings, but one i remember, the best man made some introductory remarks and then basically conceded he couldn't adequately/sufficiently put things into words, for which he had a slide show (photo's of the couple, some a tinge embarrasing some not, with a Queen song going in the background - forget which one, but there's plenty of cheesy one's with appropriate lyrics to choose from) .. and then a concluding statement wishing them all the best etc. might seem like a cop out, but he managed to pull it off. might be a lot of work etc. as well tho |
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Bohemian Rhapsody? |
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fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go round? who wants to live forever? i want to break free? under pressure? haha i even make myself laugh. |
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I suggest that you watch John Leslie's recent speech to pick up a few pointers. Honest and charged with emotion, it convinced me once and for all that there was no truth whatsoever in these rape allegations. |
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I'm not at home watching daytime TV so I'm not afforded the opportunity to watch it billy boy. Thanx for your suggestions people. |
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you'll love it. trust me. |
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