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i'm not being a prrick herre guys i'm being serrious i was thinking last night: if yourr GF is in a wheelchairr and numb frrom the waste down, do you still have sex with herr even though she can't enjoy it? orr is sex out of the question? i was watching neighbourrs you see and some hot girrl in a wheelchairr was on it. |
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my eyes. everyone says i have nice eyes. my girlfriend, my mom and my grandmother all love my eyes. i have blue eyes, but not a deep blue, more like a light pale blue. one guy said my eyes were "trippy" once. my g/f loves to look in my eyes. |
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no offense intended, i dont normally generalise male and female behavior, of course were all selfish, but men are weak cos we need women, and most women use this to their advantage (and who can blame them!) i mean lapdancing bars are a prime example, if your stupid and ugly enough to pay £5-£15 for a girl to get her tits out and not even touch you then more power to the girl who's doing the dancing |
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i was watching neighbourrs you see and some hot girrl in a wheelchairr was on it. hahahaha Well... it's an interesting question; having sex with someone who does not enjoy it (but of course she probably enjoys the intimacy of it) would be really weird. Anyway, intimacy rules! |
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people who notice my eyes, say they are nice to. I have really big [black things, the center], so I look like I'm on something all the time. My eyes features three colors; green, blue and brown... |
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I'm sure you can give her a orgasm some other way =) its not always about sex |
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but i might want sex with herr, god how selfish does she want to be |
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pretty funny how guys go to strip clubs...just ask your girlfriend to dance for you-if she doesnt do it then....we'll your off to the strip clubs |
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I don't think generalizing was the issue here. I don't think anyone of us believe in it either, but nevertheless, the rringmaster and spaceboy had a point. |
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i didnt realise you mean 'sticks out' as the thing that people notice! haha well it's my eyes deffinately, i get alot of complements on them, there the reason my girlfriend fell in love with me, there like 2 colours, brown in the middle, then turning green/brown |
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no, it was just a joke what i said, to get this rresponce. |
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if we knew that then, my sick secrret may not have had to come out. |
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i'd never expect my girlfriend to do that for me, and if she didnt i still wouldnt go to a strip club (btw my g/f is a dancer, but not a stripper) |
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no, they do ....women can be very decieving, I've seen some girls who are so minipulating its digusting but the guys fall for that shit ...then meet good girls and assume we're all the same. |
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oh anus, you worry too much! i'm sure u could get it removed if u wanted to |
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haha, narr i'm going to join the cirrcus |
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hahaha old men eyes on my body...no thanks, i can never dance/strip for a living-youre still naked |
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Maybe you should talk to the wheelchair girl---maybe shes interesting...then you can bang her. ( Ive become a male without knowing it) |
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strripclubs arre fine with me. |
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i know two girls who are strippers and they dont care cos the money's too good, they get about £250 a night for about 5 hours work |
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haha... I dig girls with humour... now that's an attractive skill. |
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the fact is, that despite the way i talk, out of 100 women i meet maybe only 1 orr 2 i would everr have sex with in 'rreal life' yeah i'd bang all of em, but you know, that ain't rreal. |
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gotta agree, a laydee that can make me laugh is someone i would belong to forever, i think it's important to stop a relationship getting too serious and therefore failing |
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yeah...some women like the eyes of sexual molesters....old fucks...I personally rather have my man look at me then some other horny fucker...And i work and I love the money I recieve thanks key =) im going home now bye lovasss |
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I'd have to be in a certain mood to bang people I don't love. seriously. I think we got far on the dick x2 question, so how about having two small vaginas, or one big one? discuss. |
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it's not a case of liking it, it's a case of 'ok im getting paid £5 for 2 minutes work and they cant touch me' |
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bye sugar... ah honey honey |
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that's my point. i'm not rreally up forr just shagging girrls who arre just any old perrson. they have to be special (ish), orr superrmodel hot. |
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yeah. so what about that vaginal question? |
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well, if you had two clit's then i'm sure that'd feel quite nice, not that i'd know due to my lack of clitoris (is it clitori for plural?) |
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well two small ones would be cool frrom my point of view. |
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clitoris'? haha again, makes you think off to google... |
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yeah... if we forget about the clit, and just think about the practical thing though... I mean one big vagina... is that more scary for a male than two small ones? personally I think two small ones would be interesting! |
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!i've never been to a strip club and i've been 18 for a year... but i do have 3 balls! no i don't benefit from it, the third one is just sort of a 'mini-testicle' he just sits there like a son of a bitch |
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how big? i mean i'm not saying i have a maggot dick, but i'm not Ron Jeremy |
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yes, u could find all sorts of combinations! now think if your lady had two small vaginas and you had two small dicks.... |
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you might wanna check it's not cancer mate :( |
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3 balls? So one is basically just taking up space in the sack? Perhaps you can store extra much sperm then? |
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i was going to say that but i did not want to plant the seed to doubt and sacrre him. |
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hahaha... sorry, it just made be laugh. |
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scarre* |
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fuck that man, if it's a problem, it needs to be sorted! |
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the fact that somebody would get cancer and thinking he had three balls... sorry, if he has cancer= terrible... but if not... nah.. I just thought it was funny in the begining. Seriously if you have cancer... damn! go check!!!! |
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oh it ain't cancer cancer are small balls this one is not THAT small HAHA yes it just sits there, i don't get any more sperm either :( well at least it doesn't show it.. HOHO - it's more of a tourist attraction than an important body part |
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hahaha tourist attraction! with mine and anus' two spare nipples and your spare bollock, whe can nearly grow another human!!!! |
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haha... it would be cool (and you would probably get great satisfaction) if you could control that third ball, and swirl it around thoose other two.... massage from the inside! |
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the idea of some getting cancerr and thinking they have grrown an extrra ball is prretty damn funny, in fact i'm laughing my head off herre thinking about it. i know cancerr is awful, i don't wish anyone should get it, but still the idea of that is funny. |
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sure is. :D |
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HAHAH yes it is funny considering i show everyone when i'm drunk and i'm so proud of it oh gawd if it turned out to be cancer, i would be forever in shame AAAAAHAHAHA |
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hahahahaha |
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