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what if one of your fingers were 25 cms long! wouldn't that go well with the ladies? ;) |
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yeah, i know a guy who had a testicle removed cos of cancer, he had a fake one put it but one night in his sleep he was scratching the stitches and they split and his fake ball rolled out under the bed, i shouldnt laugh but when he told me we both burst out laughing |
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HARRRR HAHAHA |
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that story made me laugh to... hehe |
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haha but if you could eat one body part what would it be? i would choose an eyeball i've always wanted to eat an eyeball, cuz it would be like a grape!!! |
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we used to take all the painkillers his doctor was giving him too, they were fun a 25cm finger would be freaky, especially if it was your small finger, hehe you'd go to shake hands with someone and poke them in the belly |
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my brother tricked me when i was about 7 into thinking he ate his own eyeball but it was a pickled onion |
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hock no, not an eye, it would have to be something that is not an eye anything, but that. maybe a bit of leg. |
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hehe... actually. having a regular-size cock + a 25 cm finger is better than having a 25 cm cock. Reason : you can bend and twist the finger, which will be highly appriciated by the ladies. |
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what about a nipple? hey u could cut out your spare and fry it |
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good point, tho a 25cm cock would mean making porn for the rest of your natural life which is an ambition of mine ^_^ |
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i have seen alot of porrn starrs with small cocks. it does not have to stop you living out the drream (having a averrage size cock that is) |
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but if you have the finger, you can become known as "Freddy Big-Finger" or something. |
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I have a big nose, plus I've broken it a few times so it's... ''unique''. And a big massive dick, OOH. |
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hahaha, that's a good idea for a film 'freddy big-finger' or 'the phantom fingerer' |
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anyway chaps, good talking to ya, i'm off to masterrbate. |
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well... your nose looks just perfect in your avatars... when did you break it? Also, I assume, from reading some of your posts, you have a big pouch/big balls? |
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i might think about the girrl frrom neighbourrs |
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nice talking to you to, ringmaster, just take it easy. |
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haha |
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but take it easy, she's vulnerable. |
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just checking my email now and in my junk folder from: your johnson topic: like a baseball bat |
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haha |
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Smashed it against a wall at least twice, fell out of bed right onto it once, hit in the face with a hockey stick... I need some rhinoplasty. Hmm, what else about my body is weird... one of my incisors is really sharp, the other is really dull. Exciting! |
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incisors? |
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one of my nipples is split in two |
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there a type of teeth which reminds me, i had to go for two fillings today, it pissed me off cos apart from a brace my teeth have always been perfect. the anesthetic hadnt started working fully when he started drilling which kinda hurt |
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oh are they the fang type |
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no there the cainines, the inscisors are the front ones? i dont remember |
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Yeah, they're my ''fangs'', the sharp ones. One isn't sharp at all and the other can penetrate titanium alloys. Maybe it's the way I chew or grind my teeth or something, maybe I just have wild and crazy teeth. I have a dentist appointment soon, I'm going to worry about it for a week. Hate 'em. |
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half sabre |
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wow she was good. verry good, thats why i'm back so soon. |
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hehe... did she have any special tricks to offer? |
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you was rreally currious about what i was doing down therre, she kept asking questions which was cute of herr. |
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"The web site you are trying to access has exceeded its allocated data transfer." what was that website about? |
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it was that chick frrom neighbourrs. that's rreally odd that it does bust now. |
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my hair the ladies will randomly ask if they can touch it feel it |
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well... the word is probably spreading... quite a sight = a busy site. |
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ah... sweet asian girl :) but... unforunently the neighbours pic didn't work!... hehe =/ |
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haha damn. she looks good in a wheelchairr. |
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haha... I bet she does.. tell me if you find anything else with her in a wheelchair. |
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oh yeah i have a cripple fetish |
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i don't have a crripple fetish, it's just herr. |
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my penis sticks out whenever volumptuous women walk down the streets naked!! |
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yeah I bet it does... few seems to have read the first post here ;) or I just didn't explain properly. |
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