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offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-07-29 18:32 [#00798969]
Points: 9601 Status: Lurker



I've got an interview tomorrow for this job at a place that
does marketing for sporting goods and housewares. sounds
dull i know, but the flat rate starting pay is about $12 an
hr. and i also make pay on commission. there's no
door-to-door crap involved, so i'm betting its
telemarketing. i'd really like to get this job so i can
finally have some financial independence as well as support
my wonderful girlfriend.

any advice?


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2003-07-29 18:35 [#00798975]
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try something else, telemarketing is sooo depressing... my
friend did it for a bit but it's soul destroying.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-07-29 18:43 [#00798996]
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good luck man!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-07-29 18:44 [#00799001]
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a shiver went down my spine as soon as I read the word
"commission" - not a lot of good comes out of it.


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-07-29 18:45 [#00799003]
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thanks funkmaster!

jivver: i've tried a lot, and this is the first interview
i've obtained. as for the soul destroying, i think i've got
protection. love shall conquer that folly. but thank your
concern.


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-07-29 18:47 [#00799006]
Points: 9601 Status: Lurker



*thank you for your concern.

ick@ my typing

well i get a base salary too. not ALL of my pay will come
from commission. the person who called me said the flat rate
starting pay would be 12$ hr, not including commission. and
that would definitely be more than i'm making now.


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-29 18:47 [#00799009]
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marketing is fucking evil. Telesales people should be shot.
Media people in general deserve to die for one reason or
another. That may seem controversial, but fuck you, youre
wrong. Hahahahaha, who am i talking to again?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-07-29 18:48 [#00799013]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



well, in my experience, the job can be okay when concerning
commissions - the real thing you should be afraid for are
your colleagues.

most of them will seem to be LIVING for the commission, in
other words, are back-stabbing rats.

BUT! it does not have to be this way. good luck, mr.
blender. :)


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-07-29 18:49 [#00799017]
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YEH AND TEH AMEERIKA IS G4Y


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-07-29 18:52 [#00799029]
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thanks for the heads-up qrter. i keep my eye out.

as for you mr. aphextriplet, i'm guessing you should put out
a sign saying "wet floor" because .....i feel
.....someone..... would get hurt ......by slipping ......in
the puddle...... formed by the sarcasm dripping off
.......your lips..... boo-yah!

I now hold the record for most unintelligible comeback EVER.


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-29 18:54 [#00799036]
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yeah that was pretty weak. Thanks for trying though mate. I
have nothing against people who work in the media. Its
people who work in the media and LIKE it and WANT to who
deserve to have acid thrown in their childrens faces.


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-29 18:55 [#00799038]
Points: 4731 Status: Lurker



perhaps that was a little harsh.... nah.


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-07-29 18:55 [#00799040]
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indeed. cheers.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-07-29 18:56 [#00799042]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



I quite liked the comeback.

it had a suprising slow pace, which made it more tense.

yeh yeh yeh.


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-29 18:57 [#00799046]
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qrter, youre making me laugh today. Unfortunately my gary
oldman/dracula avatar has long since disappeared. We couldve
bonded... we couldve ...


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-07-29 18:58 [#00799048]
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If this is true, then it means they sell things for $$$;
meaning if the customers ask about something they will be
adviced to buy whatever pays the seller the most comission.

This is not a good thing - but the way it works. I had a
friend who worked at this electronics store, and he said it
was the most "untrue/false" period of his life...


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-07-29 18:59 [#00799050]
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ah.. this is the stuff dreams are made of..


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-07-29 19:00 [#00799056]
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that's what working for commission more or less comes down
to, yes.

it makes people behave quite nasty.

HA! I have a friend who worked at an electronics store too!
his brother also worked there and his brother used to call
his co-workers "rats".


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-07-29 19:03 [#00799064]
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i have to work with rats?

*gets his gigantic mousetrap and a copy of hustler as bait*


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-07-29 19:13 [#00799088]
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I advise you take it...customer service and communications
looks REALLY GOOD on a resume. 6 months of that and your
chances for landing a good job you want greatly increase...

Just don't stick with it TOO long...


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-07-29 20:34 [#00799222]
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good point.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-07-29 20:35 [#00799224]
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see yourself as one of the marines from "Aliens" - drop in
and get out as soon as possible.

oh wait, that went all wrong, didn't it.. um..


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-07-29 20:37 [#00799226]
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no, i see what you mean.

my g/f did some research on it -- i'll be selling cutlery.
CUTLERY for fuck's sake! :-D


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-07-29 20:43 [#00799232]
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HA HA HA

't is funny, yes.

1: "so, what do you do?"
2: "I sell cwumplery.."
1: "sorry?"
2: "I sell cutlery. cutlery."
1: "oh."

*uneasy silence*

1: "so what's your favourite piece of cutlery?"


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-07-29 20:48 [#00799238]
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yeah, i'm going to be a loser alright. but i write and sell
music so that's respectable!


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-07-29 20:49 [#00799240]
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damn you, now i want to write a song about cutlery.

i knew this guy who played the drums with knives... never
heard it or saw it, but i heard of it. pretty funny.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-07-29 20:59 [#00799249]
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Joe Gore used to play guitar with a knife while playing with
PJ Harvey on her "to bring you my love"-tour.

not every song, ofcourse, but still.. it's about cutlery...
your line of work..


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-07-29 21:05 [#00799256]
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anyways. need to get rest before the interview tomorrow.
peace to xltronic. i shall return tomorrow with an update on
this.


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-07-30 14:44 [#00800881]
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i got the job! i've learned that it's not commission based
sales - you make a flat rate, but get a bonus if you make
good sales.

i'll be selling knives based on appointments w/ customers.
it's not telemarketing, not door to door. they actually
prefer the salesmen to be more laid back - that why there's
a flat rate of $12 earned per appointment, and they say
appointments usually last an hour.

so i don't have to be pushy.

finally! i have MONEY! w00t!


 

offline Spacecadet on 2003-07-30 14:47 [#00800884]
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cool, good stuff :)

sample the cuttlery and sample your customers talking about
the finer points of your stainless steel forks, that'd be
wicked


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-07-30 14:48 [#00800887]
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anyways, i get there, dressed nice, with my belt, slacks,
button-up-shirt and tie, and everyone else there is dressed
casually. I was sort of comforted to see that everyone
working there was younger than i was. i get the easiest job
app to fill out, and then they ask me a few questions like,
"when can you start?" and "why did you apply?"

my boss, Mr. Applebury, was barely older than I was. Very
laid back, didn't seem too uptight. Anyways, we sit through
a one-hour session where he tells all the apllicants about
the company and what they sell, and then gives us the
easiest questionaire on earth.

and then a short interview of each applicant. and i got the
job!

i'm officially a knife salesman. i start training tomorrow.
i'll won't be able to see my girlfriend as much, which will
suck, but i'll be able to spoil her, which is good.


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-07-30 14:49 [#00800889]
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yeah, the knives I'll be selling... some of them can cut
pennies effortlessly. and some cut rope and leather like
it's nothing. powerful stuff.


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-07-30 14:50 [#00800892]
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what was great about it was they had an alternative rock
station playing, and i was a bit nervous, but then a
Cranberries song started playing, and it was very relaxing.


 

offline Spacecadet on 2003-07-30 14:50 [#00800893]
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is it like those sets of knifes off the ads on the
perfomance channel?


 

offline Spacecadet on 2003-07-30 14:51 [#00800895]
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"watch how effortlessly this steak knife cuts thru this old
leather boot"


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-07-30 15:02 [#00800933]
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actually, i don't know if they do much tv advertisement.
they have several lines of different kinds of knives. they
said they do most of their sales through word-of-mouth.


 


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