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Isn't China great? I have China all over my house, porcelain dolls who talk to me whilst I'm knitting Richard Stillgoe sweaters for Giles Brandreth. While I am listening to The Archers on Radio 4, I often make love to my China Dolls. They are fitted with tape recorders, and I have recorded soundtracks from Pornographic films so they encourage me to stick my cock into them. I find this extremely satisfying. |
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I had a period much like that. I have now moved on to Cuba. |
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Do you stick Havanas up your bumhole? Maybe I should move there too. |
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yes I do, yes, whilst playing a mix of old episodes of Songs of Praise (bless Thora Hird) and recorded soundtracks from pornographic movies. hence the idea to stick Havanas up my ass. which isn't cheap, I can tell you. |
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brilliant! |
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not if they're hand-rolled and glued shut with pussy-juice ! |
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fuck china. |
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that's just what I've been saying ! |
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oh god yes and Cuba too! |
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It's Africa now. it's been Africa forr a while. |
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how come theres no china dudes on this mb......oh wait i forgot, its illegal to own a website in communist china, with the penalty being death.......fucking gay evil communist cunts, i feel sorry for chinas people. Imagine if china was still in emporial rule, that would be a sight to see, wow china's royalty, like emperors and queens. |
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yeh, but would ya do 'em? |
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Finland Finland Finland. It's the country where I'd quite like to be. |
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ahh, yeah....sure would 'em! |
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I think Kaleb's garden is great. |
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It's all a CROCK(ery) to me. |
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there are like 1300 millions of chinese people its frightening |
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Why? More the merrier. All of those billboards in Chinese are guaranteed to give any place a post modern cyber punk cosmopolitan look. |
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I ve always been told that if all chinese poeple jumped at the very same time, the world would be destroyed since then I pray everynight so that they dont have the idea of jumping at the same time |
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dont the women there all have their feet in these bandages to keep them small? that's so horrible |
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i thought that was gaisha girls |
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isnt that in japan? |
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Yeah, and they all practice karate every morning too. |
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and kung fu? |
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kung fu is done by monks i think i'm going to be this warlord in china when i get bigger, that'd be cool |
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Am I the only one who's actually BEEN to China on this mo'fo'in' board? You've been fed lies ! In China they all wear Silver Suits and ride about it floating carriages ! Also, they don't use paper money, they use brain-cells as currency - so the smarter you are, the more 'money' you have ! It's great there. Oh, and also they eat Americans - I saw a roasted Texan on a skewer, and he fed an entire village (or Kuam'yanna as they say in Chai'gna) for a week ! It was marvellous ! I'm instilling the same ethics into my Penguin Community down here in Antarctica |
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that's what i said! |
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bbaaahahahaaa! marlowe |
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"I'm instilling the same ethics into my Penguin Community down here in Antarctica " is on my funniest xltronicmb remarks list |
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