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One day did a soldier, !, make his way along a dusty street in the ancient city of Naples. Verily did he command the people with his tyrannical orders until he came across a pious hunchback, ?, who spent his time amongst the people making inquiries and seeking enlightenment and information. And yay did the soldier command the hunchback to cease his iniquities, and to straighten his back to become more like the Soldier. "Nay," replied the Hunchback, who was called ?. "I cannot accede to thee, !, for then I would lose the respect of nature, and I would be no more than a mindless stooge." "Thou darest to refuse my orders!" roared the soldier, !. "I shall smite thee down." And that he did. And that, children, is the story of how we came to be how we are today. |
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not a very good story, though. |
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*kills self* |
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youshotwhointhewhatnow? |
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Alex, didn't I already fire you as my Doubter for being too proficient at it? |
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haha. i liked it. |
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ha ha I am the ? to your !, Paul.. :) |
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Are you implying that we are the derived from the hunchback? If so then who is the soldier? Or is the hunchback a metaphore for a particular country or something? ;) |
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I ain't no fuckin' stinkin' ! you bastard !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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I stole it from Crowley's story, "The Hunchback and the Soldier". Naturally, since I made it up as I went along, it's not a patch on his original :@ |
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One day did a poster, Marlowe, make his prescence felt on a dusty site in the ancient way of web. Verily did he bemuse the people with his bizarre threads until he came across a fellow nutcase, Thad, who spent his time amongst the people making inquiries and seeking enlightenment and information. And yay did Marlowe command the hunchback to cease his iniquities, and to straighten his back and open up wide. "Nay," replied Thad, who was called recycle. "I cannot accede to thee, Marlowe, for then I would lose the respect of xltronic'ers, and I would be no more than a mindless gimp." "Thou darest to refuse my orders!" roared the poster, Marlowe. "I shall smite Thad down." And that he did. And that, children, is the story of how we came to be have two loonies today. ;) |
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hehe - very funny potatohead :P |
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ah come off it, Paul! you're a ! if I ever saw one! :P |
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I'm a cross-breed between the two actually. It's called being a Virgo. You know my feelings about being a Virgo. I'm certainly no full-blooded ! tho. No chance |
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im scared ! |
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i hate those damn hunchbacks. With their squinty eyes and their humps and their patched burlap cloaks and their gruel. pestilential abominations of the natural way! |
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mmmmmmm..... hunchbacks. hunchalicious.... |
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