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offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-22 10:18 [#00789599]
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scroll down


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-07-22 10:20 [#00789601]
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clowns are losers.


 

offline AMinal from Toronto (Canada) on 2003-07-22 10:21 [#00789603]
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theres nothing funny about clowns, murray.


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-22 10:21 [#00789605]
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theres a clown in my town center who made my girlfriend a
penis balloon when she asked for an animal.

His name is salvo, but everyone calls him kleeb


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-22 10:22 [#00789606]
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i was never suggesting that clowns were/ever have been
funny.

I just remeber reading about these books, and finding them
so depressing. They are meant for chuildren like from 9-11.


 

offline AMinal from Toronto (Canada) on 2003-07-22 10:24 [#00789614]
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yeah they're pretty dark topics for childrens books..


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-22 10:26 [#00789621]
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They are. And the thing is, the author looks really bitter
The best line in the descriptons parts is:

"Though Dallas scavenges from other people's junk and he
smells like dirt and mustard, he doesn't seem strange to
Buddy when she learns his deep, dark secret."

I thought that was great.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-07-22 10:27 [#00789625]
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"Delrita, 14, is adrift after the death of her parents
and her uncle Punky. Will she get along with her prissy aunt
Queenie? Will she fall in love with Tree? Find out in this
sequel to
The Man Who Loved Clowns."


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-07-22 10:28 [#00789629]
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I really dont like over-exageration... in any form.. and
that's what clowns are all about.


 

offline AMinal from Toronto (Canada) on 2003-07-22 10:30 [#00789633]
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"Smart-mouthed Freedom, 13, has had to be the responsible
member of the family because her dad's not around and her
mom can't leave the booze alone. Freedom learns that running
away from problems doesn't solve anything. "

jeez..... pretty heavy material


 

offline xf from Australia on 2003-07-22 10:31 [#00789636]
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man, i reckon if i was a kid, those books would scare the
living fucking shit out of me


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-22 10:32 [#00789640]
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i love clowns. i like how deprressing they arre.

also they arre all down and out loserrs. it is good to know.



 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-22 10:33 [#00789642]
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i know thats what i'm saying.

I think we should all write an iopen to letter to the author
and ask her why she like to scare little children.

Perhaps she has a ginger bread house


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-07-22 10:34 [#00789647]
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in the 70s, in Sweden, there came all of this stupid books
that would tell children the reality...
they were real crappy, with titles like "Lasses' grandfather
is dead"... well, that's one thing I do not miss about the
70s.


 

offline AMinal from Toronto (Canada) on 2003-07-22 10:36 [#00789650]
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"Lasses' grandfather is dead" LOL


 

offline AMinal from Toronto (Canada) on 2003-07-22 10:37 [#00789651]
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hehe imagine children reading books like that all the time..
thats terrible


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-07-22 10:39 [#00789652]
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well that book, I actually read it as a child and didn't
like it at all.
It was about Lasse's parents who told him his grandfather is
dead, and then I think the book was about him (Lasse) asking
questions about it.
It had real boring pictures to, in few colors, like purple,
orange and red...
*ugh*...


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-22 10:42 [#00789658]
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thank god forr them


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-07-22 10:44 [#00789660]
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they don't look so happy.
do clowns really need makeup and wear weird clothes to be
called clowns? most of them act like clowns anyway - they
could be naked and would still be called clowns...
hm, maybe this makeup and weird-clothing thing is just a
queer/gay 'thing'...


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-22 10:45 [#00789664]
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i like the make-up etc... i just like clowns.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-22 10:46 [#00789666]
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it adds to the saddness of them. fucking grreat. you know
they arre crrying underr all them clothes and make-up even
if it is happy make-up anyway.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-07-22 10:49 [#00789670]
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well... it's kinda inspiering - but I've never liked them...



 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-22 10:51 [#00789671]
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i wanted to be a rringmasterr as a child.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-07-22 10:53 [#00789672]
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what would you do - or be - as a ringmaster? What does the
title mean?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-22 10:54 [#00789676]
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you have a whip, rred coat, and big boots etc..and you
intrroduce people on the mic.

i have no cirrcus talents, so that seemed like the ideal.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-07-22 10:55 [#00789679]
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ah... you mean like in a boxing ring...
yeah! You sure know how to roll thoose r's...!!! you'd be
perfect for it!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-22 10:57 [#00789681]
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haha i thought so myself.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-07-22 11:56 [#00789769]
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i love clowns


 


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