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offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-07-21 10:20 [#00788355]
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plan out a short scene.. here're 2 that occured to me

1) zombie film, scene very akin to michael jackson's
"thriller" video only it's whodini's "the freaks come out at
night" that begins to play

2) madonna hooked on heroin, has a kid who she finds out has
caught aids from her intraveinous drug use.. cue "my baby's
got a secret" chorus from madonna's "secret"

i'm obviously out of my mind


 

offline xf from Australia on 2003-07-21 10:23 [#00788362]
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hahahaha, i love it


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-07-21 10:25 [#00788370]
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im going to make an avant garde film

im going to splice the film together, so its a never ending
loop.... just goes in a circle on the projector

ill call it, "the never ending tape loop"

the video itself, will be of a film projector, spinning in
circles


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-07-21 10:28 [#00788373]
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Jump Rope Competition.. thousands of cotestants.. someone
strangles someone with a jump rope.. their body is pureed by
the jumpropes smacking like razors onto the arena floor..
the murderer not only gets away with the crime, but wins the
jump rope endurance contest.

Viens Mallika Sous Le Dome Edais is playing the whole time


 

offline xceque on 2003-07-21 10:34 [#00788384]
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Scene: a hut on the ground, inside a mineshaft with a lift
going down.

A girl with her mother stands by the open hut, chatting to a
friend. The girl wanders off to the lift, steps in and
pushes buttons. The lift descends, frightening the girl: she
is unable to stop it. It goes down further and further,
right into the depths of hell, where there's lots of angry
people with forks. Big ones. All is deep red and contrasting
black.

The lift won't go up again and the girl climbs the shaft,
taking terrifying hours to reach the top.

She's about to climb up out the hut and the lift rises up
and squashes her against the roof.

The end.

And the moral of this story is:
well I don't know what it is. You tell me


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-07-21 10:37 [#00788388]
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hmm cool


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-07-21 10:37 [#00788389]
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i don't hate you xceque

you're the reason i know of digitonal


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-07-21 10:39 [#00788391]
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i think the moral is :don't go chasing waterfalls


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-07-21 10:43 [#00788395]
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ahh um... boys masturbating to tomatos.


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2003-07-21 10:43 [#00788396]
Points: 3885 Status: Regular



Setting: Dark forest, around 11 pm.

Teenage boy riding bike home from friend's house, hears what
sounds like a tamboreen(sp?) quickly move past him - he
looks around. A loud thump echoes behind him - he starts to
ride faster. Several more thumps smash down and he begins
riding as fast as he can - the snares quickly speed in as
the beast of sounds starts slashing at him from behind -
trying to grab him. The camera is moving in a very choppy
manner - seizure like - showing close ups of the boys face,
the ground, and components of the bicycle in frame motion
corresponding with the music. As the basslines kick in the
boy reaches a clearing - only to hear the creatures hiding
under the tall grasses on either side of him. The chase
continues as the boy finally makes it home, where he takes
off his headphones and pops out a minidisc entitled:
"Corticalstim - Funtime Hardcore Jamboree"

(ive had this concept idea since i finished making this song
and was walking through the forest listening to it)


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-07-21 10:43 [#00788398]
Points: 11512 Status: Lurker



Right here's the scene: We got 5 fugitives on the run, 2 are
murderers, 2 are rapists, one is wrongly accused. They've
broken out only seconds prior to the beginning of the scene.
They're running through a graveyard and they all notice the
tombstones with which each of their crimes are related. The
stones have built in little speakers which play the dead
persons favourite song, triggered whenever someone comes
within a few feet of the headstone. One by one, oldtime
classics are set off, immediately alerting the guards who
had previously been clueless as to where the escapists had
gone...

Should I carry on?


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-07-21 13:38 [#00788542]
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y-e-s


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-21 13:50 [#00788551]
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man jumps out of high rise building from top floor,
freefallin' by tom petty kicks in, but stops harshly
mid-lyric as man splats on the ground into mush


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-07-21 14:55 [#00788611]
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sar-cas-tic?


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-07-21 14:59 [#00788616]
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no.. go on


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-07-21 15:04 [#00788621]
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I've got one. There's this mafia family. And the youngest
son doesn't want to join it. So he joins the army. but after
he gets back his dad nearly gets assasinated so he wreaks
his revenge on the people who did it. Then he moves to italy
for a while and marries some italian honey but she gets
whacked. He comes back to America but his oldest brother
gets killed so he takes charge of the family. he kills the
main other familes in the area and becomes the main boss.
Then he kills his slisters husband because he set up his
brother.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-07-21 15:20 [#00788632]
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Bump this thread some other time, I'm too tired right now.


 

offline ka on 2003-07-21 15:37 [#00788656]
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Sorry Bill, but that film would never get made in a million
years... "get made", get it?


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-07-23 06:44 [#00790584]
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yea


 

offline Spacecadet on 2003-07-23 06:48 [#00790589]
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ok, how about an evil scientist invents a device that emmits
radio signals that cause everyone on the planet to loose
control of thier bodily functions, then have a 15 min scene
of eveyone on the planet puking, pissing and shitting on
each other


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-07-23 06:48 [#00790590]
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Nah. Shit, man.. it wasn't that good! Maybe in a few weeks.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-07-23 07:03 [#00790603]
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I'm writing a screenplay called The Tree, about a man who
robs a convenience store, gets shot, and drives about in the
countryside before dying in a blazing barn at the end. It' a
Qaballistic piece, and the imagery is all there.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-07-23 07:14 [#00790611]
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Be sure to let us know when you're done marl.


 

offline Komakino from Tan-giers USSR (Russia) on 2003-07-23 09:41 [#00790841]
Points: 682 Status: Lurker



Scene: Im staying with my sleepy aunt 45 at the moment, and
me and my brothers have invented a new game. As she dozes
off, we sneak up and swap bits of her body about, creating
picturesque cartoons out of real human components.
Unfortunately, on the last night she wakes up and runs off,
and we can't find her, its unlikely she'll last more than a
couple of days, with no ribs, her ankles in her mouth and an
elbo instead of a nose. There are blood trails.

all this cut to the sound of Trains going backwards and
'Louie, Louie'.


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-09-29 10:58 [#00882621]
Points: 14550 Status: Lurker



gritty footage of gang violence with lots of gunfire,
soundtracked by the pringles potato chip jingle "once you
pop, you can't stop!"

a homeless junkie begins smoking his PCP as LFO's "freak"
plays from the beginning computer vocals


 

offline nacmat on 2003-09-29 11:07 [#00882632]
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I wake up and bush is preparing my breakfast... (kind of
amateur camera following his hands doing my breakfast)

I enter the kitchen and ask him:
-hi sweetheart, will you suck my mass destruction weapon
this morning?-



 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-09-29 11:14 [#00882636]
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That's fucked up.


 

offline -V- from Ensenada Drive on 2003-09-29 11:40 [#00882659]
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A humanoid being sits at a long mahogany table in a dark
well furnished room resembling the room of a castle;
however, the room has a warm feeling, not the cold feeling
usually associated with these type of rooms. The table is
at least 20 feet in length and covered with various kinds of
foods (meats, bowls of fruit, vegetables, etc.). Candles
and a fireplace blazing a couple of yards from the table
light the entire scene. The being is wearing a shiny white
mask bearing no facial features (firelight reflects in the
mask). The camera dramatically sweeps from the opposite end
of the table, over the food, and focuses in on the humanoid.
The camera lingers for roughly two seconds and then sweeps
around to the figure's right side and gives a dramatic side
profile. It is now seen that the figure has long black
matted hair and is wrapped tightly in what looks like black
electrical tape. Suddenly the figure's neck goes
surprisingly, disturbingly limp, and its head hits the
table, the mask making a loud clicking sound as it hits.
Nothing happens for several seconds and then suddenly the
being's legs move back, knock over the chair, and rise from
behind until the being is in a horizontal position, back
forward, with legs bent slightly to give the figure a look
similar to that of a scorpion. The head, with mask, is
still flat on the table, neck bent in a gruesome manner -
the arms flat on the table behind. Slowly, but increasing
in speed, the figure begins to slide across the table on its
face - the mask against the table making a haunting scraping
noise. The being moves along the length of the table,
pushing the food around and knocking it off. Suddenly the
Sabre Dance begins to play and the being's legs move in a
disturbing manner to the beat in a way as if a noise
controller has been applied to them. It moves along the
table in this fashion for several more seconds and then the
scene cuts to black, music stops.

©2002 -V-


 

offline -V- from Ensenada Drive on 2003-09-29 11:42 [#00882663]
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***being is in a vertical position, vertical
position***


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-09-30 23:54 [#00884781]
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opening sequence........

man stumbles into a hospital ER room holding his ear. cut to
a shot of a trickle of blood dripping out between his
fingers. after much yelling for help two nurses arrive to
settle him down only to recoil in horror as they notice a
few black legs of what appears to be a cockroach sticking
out of his ear along with the sound of buzzing.....

muahhahahaha


 

offline cie jiks mawp from motion to descend (Australia) on 2003-10-01 01:12 [#00884800]
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children playing hopscotch in the rain on a footpath in some
london street. The camera does big slow revolutions around
them going right underground looking up from underground the
surface is transparent so you see the souls of the kids
feet.

clip for a boc song.


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-10-01 01:22 [#00884804]
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i'd do both the direction and musical score.

though it'll take a while for me to decide what the movie's
gonna be about.



 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-10-01 01:25 [#00884805]
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ain't that just a rip off of The Neverending Story? ;)


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-10-26 19:04 [#00919627]
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warzone footage of columbian children being sprayed with
bullets soundtracked to the buckcherry song "lit up",
specifically the line "and yes i'm all lit up again" ..
followed by a closeup of a redfaced pimply american with
long oily black hair dressed in designer jeans and flannel
(if that's even possible!) when the lyric "i love the
cocaine, i love the cocaine" is featured


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-10-26 19:06 [#00919630]
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hummmm i need to think of a proper soundtrack for my
directorial debut!

hummmmm

damn john carpenter makes it look easy to score a film!


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-10-26 19:08 [#00919632]
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i have storyboarded out video ideas for both "6ie.cr" and
"netlon sentinel" by ae.

they would both be animated, in a very anime style.


 

offline Cokey Romano from Australia on 2003-10-26 19:16 [#00919642]
Points: 223 Status: Addict



Before the 34-year-old black man goes on a date with a white
woman he shaves, plucks nasal hair and splashes skin bleach
on his face like its aftershave.

Brains are splattered on the wall like someone was sitting
at the dining table and had their head shot through.

His girlfriend stands watching as he tries to get into the
nightclub. the bouncer pushes him down the stairs, brusing
his forehead and blackening his eyes. he later goes back and
throws rocks at the windows and bouncer.

pillowcase over head with the eyes cut out,
throw rocks at cars.

"you work in a coal mine,? all that dirty stuff on your
face, i thought you were black.

Sits on the hood of a car eating a handful of olives or
pickled onions.

"I don't think I'll take my shoes off in this lovely room.
I need to wash my feet."

-"I think you need to wash your feet."

"...and I didn't want them to piss on me."

A young man with downs syndrome and nice skin holds a baby
close to his face and makes a sound like "hmmph" at it. Or,
alternatively, with a cat.

"I can't get through to her ... and she stinks."

"My mum wears too much lipstick."

A young girl of 15 trys to look strong but eventually her
eyes ball up.

Replacing a lightbulb and testing it. On, then off again.

A man reflecting on his younger life, "When I ask women to
dance, at the danceclub. They always have something wrong.
They're tired or either they got a tummy aches. (looks to
his side and lets out a hard laugh that ends abruptly) I
don't know."

He probably slept with covers over his head until he was
14.

A man that doesn't wear shoes much. The rest of his attire
is very much refined though. He's not a bum, you know.

When the two kids are having sex without contraception; she
says, "Pull out."
-"No, no. I know how to do abortions." and they carry on.
later as they talk, she explains, "I don't think I could
ever go through with an abortion."

Thinking once, he extended a finger to his lips, pushes them
in and ru


 

offline Cokey Romano from Australia on 2003-10-26 19:18 [#00919643]
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downsized because it was too big? oh, now my movie doesn't
make sense.


 

offline Cokey Romano from Australia on 2003-10-26 19:22 [#00919646]
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park where dinosaurs are brought back to life and one gets a
job at fedex and his plane crashes and he's stranded on this
island by himself for four years and then he returns home
after building a raft with a volleyball named wilson and he
gets hit by a taxi after dodging a car and then comes back
as death and has to take anthony hopkins away.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2003-10-26 19:28 [#00919655]
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I know a kid who fucked a tomatoe once... he warmed it up in
the microwave first.. he really was a goofy kid.


 

offline Cokey Romano from Australia on 2003-10-26 19:32 [#00919666]
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i fucked a cold peach one time, really fucked up my penis


 


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