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i'm bored. so i crushed up an aspirin into a line and placed an empty x-acto knife tube next to it. i'm waiting for my mom to come in the room. is this a terrible idea? it's all for laughs! |
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Have you ever snorted asprin? I have. |
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best joke ever. |
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i have not |
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does your mom come into your room often..? you could do a little series. today the aspirin, tomorrow holding a dildo thats hanging out of your pants, etc. |
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HARRRRRRRR HAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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i say set up a simular ploy at your break room at work, and walk away. then return rubbing ur nose when someone's takign a break, and say "oh...yeah...neaaaahh....that's where i was" or something equally as dumb/high. |
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Your not missing anything.. |
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it's actually the computer room, i don't know why she hasn't come in recently |
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you could also read the word "already" instead of recently if you like |
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No thanks .. |
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it's a room with a computer. not a place moms like to come. |
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she works on the computer alot trying not to laugh will be hard |
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god dammit, she keeps walking by, but not in the room |
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oh maaaan this'll be sooo much fun!!! |
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haha i'm a loser |
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you are the worst kind of person. |
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What would you do if she walked in,sat down and snorted it and told you that shit is shit,as in,shit shit. |
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imitate the coked-up werewolf from conan o'brien afterwards. |
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this is taking too long |
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MAN! just call her and then snort the stuff. save us all the time. |
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A very insensitive joke...not very fun at all. |
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yeh. like he's realistically going to be doing coke in the computer room with his mother walking round just outside of the door. |
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way to ruin the fun mr. linden. she'll get over it. |
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my mam would go MAD, but then get it strraight away and be fine. |
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try snorting crushed up beta-blockers, thats FAR superior to aspirin |
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dobbin. we've established you like Blake's 7, yeh yeh yeh, but what are your views on Dr.Who? |
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i remember my friend would put little baggies of salt in his car and wallet.. because he thought his mom snooped in his car... he was right and he found it and freaked out. but the thing is.. he was trying to imitate the crystal meth he actually does.. so yeah.. |
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god dammit she came in the room looking for that pill she didn't fall for it at all |
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HA HA HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! |
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WOW THAT WAS LIKE THE GREATEST JOKE EVER MAN |
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HAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! classic!!! |
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lol |
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you should just start jerking off. then when she busts you just be like: "haha, just kidding mom! it was just a joke to make my palz on xltronic laf.... fooled ya!" |
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just bend her over and spank her ass....say u wanted to give ur friends on xltronic a laugh by pretending to enjoy incest, then after you've slept with her say it was all just pretend...that'll work i've tried it |
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hahaah oh man nicely done |
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lolxx0r. Tomorrow get a light globe with the end cut off. |
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oooooh. i'm going to try this at work. i could start a war. |
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Now that's humour. |
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fuck life, if there isn't an over-proportional amount of humour involved cuz we're all gonna end up the same in the end, dead, lifeless, hairless, toothless, smelly, with a dyper on, because we lost the control of our bladder along with our penis.... |
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fuck you guys that shits nasty |
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and i wasn't doing it for you guys, i was asking if it was a bad idea |
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It's not a bad idea. It's hilarious. I think it's great and I'm going to do it tonight. |
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