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I have invented a time machine....
 

offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-19 19:27 [#00786841]
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....I shall record the sound of a microwave oven, I shall
then press a vinyl record of the sound of the recording of
the microwave oven, I shall then purchase a second hand
microwave oven and remove the bottom base section of the
microwave oven, I will then place the bottom-less microwave
oven on top of a record turntable, I will then open the door
of the record player / microwave and place the vinyl
recording of the microwave sound onto the platter of the
microwave oven record player, I will then record the sound
of the recording of the microwave oven record being played
on the microwave oven record player and shall record the
sound of a microwave sound being played on the microwave
oven record player, I shall then press a vinyl record of the
sound of the recording of the microwave oven record player,
I shall then purchase a second hand microwave oven and
remove the bottom base section of the microwave oven, I will
then place the bottom-less microwave oven on top of a record
turntable, I will then open the door of the record player /
microwave and place the vinyl recording of the microwave
record recording onto the platter of the microwave oven
record player, I will then record the sound of the recording
of the microwave oven record being played on the microwave
oven record player which is being played on a microwave oven
record player and shall record the sound, I shall then press
a vinyl record of the sound of the recording and repeat the
process infinitely.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-07-19 19:29 [#00786845]
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I invented a time machine too -- it's called a book !


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-07-19 19:29 [#00786846]
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woha... .that was a lot of information at once, teeth.
but yeah, cheers me up (though I'm kinda confused... and
still drunk... damn alcohol)


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-19 19:30 [#00786847]
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I invented a time machine too -- oh no, wait... i haven't


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-07-19 19:31 [#00786850]
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as your existance in your present state is finate, your
statement to continue this process indefinately therefore
cannot be carried out therefore you are a memeber of the
jackson family be default


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-07-19 22:03 [#00787047]
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i actually learned the secret to going forward in time

you hold tightly onto an ice cube as you plunge your hand
into extremely hot (read: steaming) water.


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-07-19 22:16 [#00787051]
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this thread didn't develop as cleverly as I had imagined it
might


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2003-07-19 22:44 [#00787060]
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i too have discovered the secret to time travel and it's
called...aging.


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-07-19 22:45 [#00787061]
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I wish i could go back in time and make all this talk of
time machines go away


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2003-07-20 00:57 [#00787092]
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i have discovered that time does not exist at all. there is
only one infinite moment.


 

offline xf from Australia on 2003-07-20 01:04 [#00787094]
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heh, is that meant to put you into a coma or something? ;p


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-07-20 02:49 [#00787098]
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yeah i did too..
first of all you get a bunch of hot dogs, which we all know
are made with the intestinal tubing of animals, and you feed
them to a bunch of pigs, sheep, cows, raccoons, etc.. and
let them eat until they "pop" and fall to the ground dead
from overeating.. then you grind them all up into hot dogs
and repeat the process over and over and over, until you are
left with 100% intestinal dna dogs.. err... a time machine..


 

offline celloncllone from anywhere but in (Germany) on 2003-07-20 13:42 [#00787466]
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that was a very nice line roy,

you hold tightly onto an ice cube as you plunge your hand
into extremely hot (read: steaming) water.

for anyone who didnt catch it the first time, remember it,
it holds very true


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-07-20 14:26 [#00787493]
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it's pretty crazy


 

offline manicminer from Paris (France) on 2003-07-21 17:15 [#00788754]
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why, what happens?


 


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