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Dracula vs. Darth Vader
 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-07-19 08:58 [#00786091]
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Eh? Eh?!


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-07-19 09:00 [#00786092]
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the force is far beyond draculas means of fighting control


 

offline wilcoooo from Sydney (Belgium) on 2003-07-19 09:01 [#00786093]
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i would bet on Darth Vader.
Dracula has to sleep, i never heard of Darth Vader taking a
nap.


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2003-07-19 09:04 [#00786095]
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hmmm... Dracula does have many techniques such as turning
into fog and flying... and i think that a lightsaber would
be useless on the undead - so imma vote for DRACULA


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-07-19 09:05 [#00786096]
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darth vader cos of all the protective armor and the power of
the force.. DUH


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-07-19 09:08 [#00786097]
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Yeah, but does he have a wooden lightsaber? Does anyone in
the Star Wars galaxy even remember what wood is?

Okay, maybe on Endor. So if Dracula goes to Endor, you must
acquit.


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-07-19 09:10 [#00786100]
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no contest, Darth would be all up on Dracula.

wood? I thought you needed silver, in bullet form? Either
way, the force will suffice I'm sure.

don't be a vadar hater


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-07-19 09:11 [#00786102]
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silverbullets are for werewolves!


 

offline wilcoooo from Sydney (Belgium) on 2003-07-19 09:12 [#00786104]
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haven't you seen blade?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-07-19 09:14 [#00786105]
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Hahaha, another one who has never seen Love at First Bite.

"No, Van Helsing, ze silver bullets are for ze werewolf."

Now the thing to remember is, if Dracula wins, Darth Vader
becomes a vampire. That's why I'm rooting for Drac.
That would be so cool

*gak*

:: chokes to death on his nerdiness ::


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-19 09:15 [#00786106]
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darth would slay draccy dead as a dodo


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-07-19 09:15 [#00786108]
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Uh oh, now we got rival vampire mythologies duking it out.


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-07-19 09:18 [#00786111]
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this is like the bear vs. shark thread, it's all
subjective.......

UNTIL you realize darth vadar is a fucking jedi, and he
would own some dood in a cape with fangs ANYDAY!

jeez


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-07-19 09:19 [#00786112]
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yeah, Dracula is pretty much helpless during the day, so I'd
pick darth vader!


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-07-19 09:19 [#00786113]
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yeah, his nice solid plastic armor!! ;)


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-07-19 09:22 [#00786116]
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I just don't get why you loons think Darth Vader never
sleeps.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-07-19 09:23 [#00786117]
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he would sleep yes, but he can go outside in the day or
night... dracula can only be active during the night...


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-07-19 09:25 [#00786121]
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That isn't so in the original Bram Stoker novel, is it?


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2003-07-19 09:29 [#00786124]
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*HELLO* there is no night or day in space


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-07-19 09:30 [#00786125]
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well "blade"... hm, I have actually seen it...
but I think the "official" thing still is :
silverbullets for the werewolfe (how do you spell that?),
and that sunshine/pole in the heart for the vampire...

anal is like a day without sunshine*, so I guess a pole in
the ass is for the girls ;)

* according to google.com


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-07-19 09:31 [#00786127]
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"anal is like a day without sunshine*, so I guess a pole in
the ass is for the girls ;)"

whoa.......what wher'd that come from?!!?


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-07-19 09:34 [#00786131]
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well... the sunshine and pole in the heart was for the
vampires.

according to google.com (http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=anal&type=1)

anal is like a day without sunshine,
so a pole in the ass (instead of in the heart)
is for the girls, or for the boys of course,
who might also enjoy it (but as far as I know it's not as
common)...


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2003-07-19 09:42 [#00786136]
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you guys are fucked.


 

offline spent from New Zealand on 2003-07-19 11:10 [#00786210]
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in the ass


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-19 11:13 [#00786211]
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depends whose Dracula you mean.


 

offline spent from New Zealand on 2003-07-19 11:14 [#00786212]
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haha... "bush is the antichrist"


 

offline spent from New Zealand on 2003-07-19 11:23 [#00786220]
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if it's that old geezer with the greasy hair and white face
paint, he's getting his ass kicked


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-07-19 11:28 [#00786223]
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darthvader uses his mind to hold dracula in place untill he
finds a wooden stake

i mean damn


 

offline spent from New Zealand on 2003-07-19 11:31 [#00786224]
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If it's that old geezer with the greasy hair and white
makeup I'd say Vader, but then there's the disadvantage of
not having a head anymore


 

offline spent from New Zealand on 2003-07-19 11:38 [#00786230]
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damn, thought the first one didn't post.

One day Dracula is walking down the street when suddenly 10
tons of smoked salmon sandwiches, sausage rolls,
vol-au-vents, chicken wings, chipolatas, tomato salad, pizza
slices and crisps descend on him from a great height and
knock him to the ground.
"Oh no!" he gasps with his dying breath.... "It's Buffet the
Vampire Slayer!"



 

offline DirtyPriest from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2003-07-19 13:21 [#00786342]
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Dracula could turn into a cloud that vorsened vaders asthma.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-19 18:07 [#00786635]
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hahaha


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-07-19 18:26 [#00786679]
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also... if dracula (a vampire) is female, well then the pole
in the ass might do more good than harm... or was it the
othe rway?
kinda drunk...


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-07-19 19:35 [#00786865]
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okies.......well dracula has a MAJOR disadvantage that
automatically will mean SURE and sudden death.

aiaiaiaiaiia the LIGHT!

darth would kick ass, even with his helmet off! =0)


 

offline Dozier from United States on 2003-07-19 19:46 [#00786889]
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I don't know why you guys seem so bent on Darth. All he
basically has is telekenesis and saber fighting skills. He's
still human (cyborg). Dracula (the father of all
vampires) has super human speed, super human strength, can
change form, mind control abilities, extremely high
regeneration, and can only be killed a few certain ways. The
speed alone might--might--be sufficient.

However, I could see it going either way. I just think yall
aren't giving Dracula enough credit.


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-07-19 20:43 [#00787013]
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whoa, how do you know that much about vampires?

a better question, do you really want to answer that?


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-07-19 20:50 [#00787020]
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dang i forgot about the whole super speediness of
drac.......it'd be a GOOD fight, but we all know who'd WIN!


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-07-19 20:52 [#00787021]
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darth vader doesn't exist, but Dracula does, so the count
wins by default !


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-07-19 21:01 [#00787028]
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depends if its light or day - obviously


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-07-20 20:30 [#00787821]
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Dracula will come to Vader in his dreams and stop his heart.
And his pacemaker, and his respirator... and his backup
respirator... ah hell I'll just show up and bite him.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-07-20 23:04 [#00787909]
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Darth Vader's ''Force'' (or FARCE as I affectionately call
it, ho ho) wouldn't stand a chance, obviously. David Prowse
is a big guy though. Off camera, he could kick Bela Lugosi's
ass no prob.


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2003-07-20 23:05 [#00787911]
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Vader would KILL


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-07-20 23:11 [#00787914]
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Hello! Vader has a LIGHTSABER! LIGHT!....LIGHT!
LIGHTsaber!!!

What does powerful light do to vampires? SLAYS THEM! LIGHT
+ DRAC = DEAD AS DA DODO!

Darth in a smidge of time...Case Closed!

;)


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-07-20 23:35 [#00787933]
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see Weezey thats EGGACTLY what i thought!!!

*sings*

'blinded by the light....'

where are the pic's of ZOE!!!!


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-07-20 23:40 [#00787936]
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Haven't gotten around to it...I'll explain via e-mail
tomorrow...

BTW, you're a very happy semi-circle!

;)


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-07-20 23:47 [#00787940]
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blar......zoe shouldn't be kept WAITING!!

thank YOU for the tape....twas received and viewed =0)

and btw.....it's MR. HAPPY....one of the MISTER MEN (famous
in the UK)

go hear to see the whole d00d
www.mistermen.com
wish i knew someone who could animate that for me as an
avy......perhaps SIDO DYAS......hummmmm *gets ideaRs*


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-07-20 23:59 [#00787946]
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Have Simon's head pop in and out of it's mouth.

;)

Glad you enjoyed the tape. I'll see about cat pictures...


 

offline Xanatos from New York City (United States) on 2003-07-21 00:26 [#00787954]
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"anal is more pleasureable than the other positions because
of my disability"
...
this is quite cool



 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2003-07-27 08:52 [#00795355]
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Dracula and Vader has kinda allredy fought in EP 2 , Dracula
won the first round but i bet in EP3 Anaking goes home with
the sith graduation diploma =)
Ehm...Christopher Lee...*cough*..

Seriously!! Dracula wouldn't be motivated enough to do
anything whicked with his powers cause Vader has a thick
metal collar around his neck , he would fuck off before the
fight starts and look for a easyer meal.
Draculas mind tricks would hardly work on a master like
Vader .Fog ha!And then what ? Should he turn into a wolf or
a bat ? Vader would laugh. The only thing D got going is his
super speed wich would be a bit of a hassle even for Vader
with his slow but powerfull fighting style , he would say
"Impressive...most impressive!" but i think the Jedi
reflexes and ability to see things before they happen would
show result in the end.
Bye bye head!!

Still tho , i think Dracula and Vader would shake hands and
disscus mind bending techniques over a cup of blood.

I think GLs inspiration when creating Vader was not only
samurais but also i see a bit of Dracula thrown in there .
Remember Vaders black oxygen meditation chamber ? Reminds me
of a vampires need for a kasket .
Also vaders black cape , tall precense , elegance and
frightening dark voice makes me suspect George Lucas (just
like Peter Jackson) has watched alot of Christopher Lee's
interpretations of the famous blood sucker when he was a
young boy and casting him for EP2 and 3 was hardly a
coinsidense.

Also the grim reaper from Bergmans "The Seventh Seal"
(1956) comes to mind.


 

offline nacmat on 2003-07-27 09:31 [#00795374]
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I prefer vader


 


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